Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Balldo is scared.


>Child Protection Intake Summary
>2009, 2023
Balldo, what have you done?
So what are the balldowashers going to say? It appears that they've been on the radar for a LONG time. They've had past involvements in such situations.


He doesn't want medical records out.
KCHHS = Kandiyohi County Health and Human Services
KCHHS allegedly has custody of the children according to a past document.


Fair.


There's documents pertaining to 4 more cases that Balldo wants to censor.
He DOES NOT want the hair test results to be shared. I thought the one child got such a high result because she was living in cocaine dust, yes? That's according to balldowashers. What is he scared of? Most people wouldn't understand the results anyway. This is what a typical GC/MS looks like:

The peaks are what will be interesting. In Balldo's case, it'll be the metabolites and potential cocaine itself.

Balldo is really scared.

>The Truth About Drugs

Enjoy that online course, druggie.
Found it: https://www.drugfreeworld.org/cours...-drugs/documentary-the-truth-about-drugs.html

 

[BlastMonk]

>I am removing alcohol as a motif of the show
>Has the Johnny Depp painting where he’s asked what a Megapint is

It looks like Depp is asking Rekieta if he wants a mega pint.

Also, Chris O’Neil/ OneyNG might be aware of Rekieta due to a ceiling cat reference in a recent video.

Got a link or name to the Chris O’Neil/ OneyNG ceiling cat video?

 

[DemsBNutz]

Are these his speeding ticket or just a list of ajacent documents with evidence or info and filing request/responses?

Are these his speeding ticket or just a list of ajacent documents with evidence or info and filing request/responses?

Ahh i see above break down thanks

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Got a link or name to the Chris O’Neil/ OneyNG ceiling cat video?

Here you go

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Replying before this is potentially moved to a new thread. I noticed this section.
View attachment 6149589
Are these police reports concerning child welfare, or are these reports of possible child neglect/abuse by a mandatory reporter? The '09 date is the most interesting one I think, wonder what that was for. The dates after the arrest, what would those be for?

It would be interesting to cross reference these and see what streams or cancelled streams these dates correspond with. Perhaps he made vague snipes, hints or references to these interventions from child services at or around the time.

 

[trash cat]

Nick had his attorney file a June 20th letter asking for an emergency order that the presumptively public court file be made confidential

Nick is truly a rotten hypocrite faggot

How many times over the past five years did Nick say that EVERY court hearing should be open to the public and streamed online? That the public deserves see the system at work? Sunlight is the best disinfectant!

But now that Nick is in a public courtroom, we see Nick believes those rules only apply to everyone else. Nick thinks that HE ALONE, His Majesty the Balldo King, deserves special treatment!


The notice from the State in the upcoming juvenile court case is interesting...

• The State will be including results of the childrens' segmented hair tests in the Juvenile Court trial. This will be much stronger evidence and will help determine whether the Nick's child's cocaine positive result was a single or repeat exposure.
• Photos of the Rekieta cocaine hoarder house! Presumably with piles of dishes, rotten food, and garbage strewn everywhere, while horrified ceiling cats look down in dismay.
• Emails between Nick and Minnesota Monitoring, the hair drug testing company. I'm sure they are just Nick confirming his negative test result and not discussing how his cocaine soaked hair burned out the GC/MS testing machine
• The State literally put Nick's "revocation" of the hair test consent on the evidence list. Will Nick continue to gaslight his audience about this inconvenient fact? Stay tuned! (The answer is yes. Yes Nick will continue lying to everyone about this)
• Loving the new lawyer! Barnes and Friends™ has the track record of courtroom success to deliver the lulz.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If I wanted to make a thread on "what will happen to Nick/What do you want to happen to Nick", should I make it in lolcow general or another board?

 

[Keystone]

Nick: You don't have the full story or the full context! It's not fair to judge me without either of those!
Also Nick: *tries to pull legal fuck-fuck games to hide the full story and context from public view*

 

[Seymour Duncan]

>Child Protection Intake Summary
>2009, 2023
Balldo, what have you done?
So what are the balldowashers going to say? It appears that they've been on the radar for a LONG time. They've had past involvements in such situations.

An event in 2009 with a 14 year clean gap seems a bit one-off, I wonder if it's an actual nothingburger. 2023 seems more in line with the known Balldo Trajectory.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Yeah, since June 13th.

His criminal defense attorney is Francis Herbert White, III. Has connections with Barnes. Suspected to be a recommendation from Barnes. Based on Twitter comments, he's probably gonna go for the whole "warrant is illegitimate" thing.

See the criminal case thread for more.

Good Lord, this is gonna be a Ty Beard situation all over again isn't it? Nick is so cooked that he's really contemplating the Barnes Lolbert constitutional defence. Please Nick, for the love of god, stand up in front of the court and announce that you're a sovereign citizen and that warrants don't apply to you because of the constitution or some shit. Do that and all is forgiven.

 

[3MMA]

Is there anything else about this HRO? I’m wondering if that is for Nick against family, kids, Kayla, or what exactly? Haven’t seen an HRO discussed yet. Very neat dox drop @MNPublicRecords

The revocation of ROI should be fun too, if we get details in those MMI emails too. Safety meeting notes, too, Almost all of the new extras are piquing interest in some way or other.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

sovereign citizen

I want him to argue his case as if it was tortious interference or deramation. Just so I can get a definition for both once again

 

[Male Idiot]

Okay, why would Balldo want his kids back? They are an annoying burden now at an Uncle or grandparent.

He only ever did them for his trust fund. Which he is still getting or he would have chimped oht by now if he got cut off.

His only worry is the slammer due to him going NTR on whiskey with cocaine.

He got his crack wife, Aaron's crack wife, his big house, and if it wasn't for the cops finding his stash the kids going away would be a bonus.


He could have had all the Balldo coke fun he could.

 

[AltisticRight]

If I wanted to make a thread on "what will happen to Nick/What do you want to happen to Nick", should I make it in lolcow general or another board?

I suppose one can be made for this board, I'll ask admins. I don't think there's anything wrong with such speculation in this very thread though.

An event in 2009 with a 14 year clean gap seems a bit one-off, I wonder if it's an actual nothingburger. 2023 seems more in line with the known Balldo Trajectory.

Or maybe he reformed his ways and kept up the façade for over a decade. The mask slipped again.
Balldo is now in a similar situation to Boogie2988 and Ethan Ralph for me. I will assume the worst (in the realm of feasibility) and I'll be proven wrong because it's somehow even worse.

 

[ddlloo]

>Allergy and Asthma Center
That's a thinker. Can only assume it's related to his purported heat allergy, trying to prove those are in fact drug scabs and that Nick is full of shit? But why would that even be relevant?

 

[Swole McPole]

He needs to buy a Vincent Black Shadow and just rev that fucker up on a winding mountain road. Preferably with no guard rails.

Says Red Kayla, to Nick, "Well that's a fine motorbike.
A girl could feel special on any such like."
Says Nick, to Red Kayla, "My hat's off to you.
It's a Vincent Black Lightning, 1952.
And I've seen you on the corners and cafes, it seems.
Red hair and black niggers, my favorite color scheme."
And he pulled her on behind,
And down to Spicer,
They'd Ride.
Says Nick, to Red Kayla, "Here's a ring for your right hand.
But I'll tell you in earnest I'm a dangerous man;
For I've fought with the law since I was seventeen.
I've sucked off many a man to get my Vincent machine.
And now I'm forty-one years, I might make forty-two.
And I don't mind dyin' but for the love of you.
But if fate should break my stride, then I'll give you my Vincent, To Ride."
"Come down Red Kayla, " called Sargent McQuade.
"For they've taken Nick Rekieta for cocaine possession.
Shotgun blast hit his chest, left nothing inside.
Oh, come down, Red Kayla, to his dying bedside."
Said Nick, "In my opinion, there's nothing in this world
Beats a '52 Vincent and a Redheaded girl.
When she came to the hospital, there wasn't much left.
He was runnin' out of road. He was runnin' out of breath.
But he smiled, to see her cry.
And said, "I'll give you my Vincent.
To Ride."
Now Nortons and Indians and Beezers won't do.
Oh, they don't have a Soul like a Vincent '52."
Well he reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys.
He said, "I've got no further use...for these.
I see Angels on Ariels in leather and chrome,
Swoopin' down from Heaven to carry me home."
And he gave her one last kiss and died.
And he gave her his Vincent.
To Ride.

 

[Fear and Bullets]

Something I'm not seeing brought up; doing the math in my head, the 2009 case would have to have been in regards to his oldest son right? I haven't exactly memorized the age of the balldo children and I can't exactly hunt it down in the sea of posts, but if his youngest is 9, and his oldest is 16, whatever happened would've occurred before the kid was one or possibly as something they picked up on in the hospital.
Edit: just caught where someone said his first was born in 2007. That makes it significantly more difficult to figure and a lot harder to ignore.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Heard Null talk about the lab tests on his podcasts. Put a lot of the questions I had to rest. Admittedly, they were dumb questions I knew weren't based in reality. But it keeps the brain worms from a'stirrin' while I'm lying in bed.

The biggest thing for me was knowing the hair was washed thoroughly before being tested. I started wondering if it was possible there was literal cocaine in her hair, like it fell on her or something. Stupid, I know, but nonetheless a curiosity. If they washed it first, either that kid took cocaine, or there was cocaine in the fucking shampoo and she'd been using it for weeks. Which one is more plausible?

 

[Niggernerd]

>2009 child abuse
Jim needs to send him to the shadow realm with the Blue Eyes White Dragon

 

[Fear and Bullets]

Heard Null talk about the lab tests on his podcasts. Put a lot of the questions I had to rest. Admittedly, they were dumb questions I knew weren't based in reality. But it keeps the brain worms from a'stirrin' while I'm lying in bed.

The biggest thing for me was knowing the hair was washed thoroughly before being tested. I started wondering if it was possible there was literal cocaine in her hair, like it fell on her or something. Stupid, I know, but nonetheless a curiosity. If they washed it first, either that kid took cocaine, or there was cocaine in the fucking shampoo and she'd been using it for weeks. Which one is more plausible?

I wouldn't feel too bad, there was pages of confusion. It seems pretty irrefutable the kid absolutely ingested cocaine. The only real questions I have personally at this point are A. Is Nick such a sick or stupid faggot that he intentionally doped his kid for supposed "medicinal value" or god fucking forbid the more disgusting theories mentioned before or B. Was it simply a case of balldo see balldoffspring do? It's not insane with Imholte having the bullet by the baby story to think rackets didn't keep his shit secured and the kid found a bullet or a baggy and just sniffed some up.
I really don't think it's from her putting it on her gums, the reading is way too high from everything I know.