Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Rats will not replace us
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
he is, jersh. they are both literally in the same outfit with the same shit jail cameras
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I cant believe BMJ saw Nick Rekieta on track for Lolcow of the Year and said "Hold my beer". He's even Double Invoking Chris Chan by rotting in the same cell to even the odds with Nick's crack kid.
 
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Soyjack Pinhead said:
An anon can hope that being in lockup will give him a chance to break some habits.
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A big problem with the American correctional system is it's easier to get to your vices inside jail than it is on the outside. The other inmates are going to take advantage of him really quick once the figure out he'll take bets on just about anything.
 
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sharp lint said:
Dam. Those crack withdraws might actually kill him if he goes to prison. Those rat guards better let him bring in just a little bit to keep him right
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If he dies from crack withdrawals in jail, very strong possibility since its a holiday btw, does he beat Nick's cuck house and coke addicted daughter for Lolcow of the Year?
 
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Speaking of Mom, the jail is located about 30 minutes away from their house.

If it's some kind of DV situation, she may not want or be allowed to visit. But she's in range.

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Mahm can you bring me a chicken biscuit with the chic fil a sauce??? I'll juice you if you do.
 
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sharp lint said:
Dam. Those crack withdraws might actually kill him if he goes to prison. Those rat guards better let him bring in just a little bit to keep him right
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Shit man you're right, if the ex-jannie is legit and he was taking multiple crack breaks a stream before how the hell is he going to hold up going cold turkey? Given how violent he already is while on crack I'd hate to see him do something stupid while going through withdrawals in lockup and end up catching another charge :lossmanjack:
 
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In honor of Bossman, we should be taking bets on his charges. My money's on domestic violence/threats of violence. He probably flipped shit as usual, got yelled at by one of his parents because they're sick of his crap, and he threatened them because he's having a tantrum and doesn't have self control.

It realistically could be anything though. Drug charge, driving intoxicated, attacked his parents because they told him to move out, etc.
 
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