Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Janny Jewsh]

Maybe Rekeita can be his lawyer

 

[PositiveMonk]

You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure this out but I'm going to guess he went into a psychotic episode while on drugs or there was some confrontation about moving out that escalated.

My guy. His resting state is psychotic episode. There's never a moment where he's NOT experiencing extreme emotions and acting impulsively.

 

[Avenue]

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Juicers aren't handling the news very well.

now type an L in the chat if you don't give a FUCK what happens to the loaners.

 

[BrunoMattei]

My guy. His resting state is psychotic episode. There's never a moment where he's NOT experiencing extreme emotions and acting impulsively.

Sir, do not "my guy" me. We just met.

 

[ScurvyRat]

The funniest possible outcome of this is BMJ getting a drastically reduced sentence by snitching on every single drug dealer he has

Please God, please let this be the reality so we can have bossman back as soon as possible

 

[break these cuffs]

I fully expect BossManMom to be getting a phone call from the prison, explaining how she needs to start transferring regular sums of money every month to Tyrone's account. Failure to do so will obviously result in BossManDeath.

Prisons have limits on how much commissary prisoners can get. Dunno what Virginia's are, but they're usually relatively low. Think in the range of $200-700 a month. Not a lot of juice.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Just when we thought Rekieta had lolcow of the year, Bossman comes in clutch. It's a dead heat of a race now!

 

[TerrifyingPterodactyl]

Man it sucks Bossman done as a cow, but man I'm so excited for his parents.
They no longer have to deal with his shit and that door and ceiling stain can finally be dealt with for the long term, fuck they don't have to deal with him screaming about rats and the sound of keyboards passing to the next life at midnight now its going to feel like heaven for them.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Bossmanjack didn't like all the attention rekieta was getting with his arrest so he wanted to show the rats who be lowcow king of 2024!

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I think I have it figured out. The drugs were from a rapscallion dealer that forced him to take the drugs (also why he dropped dime the second he could) and the assault is his brothers fault. After all Boss is a good person that never does anything wrong.

 

[zimzam88]

Bossmanjack didn't like all the attention rekieta was getting with his arrest so he wanted to show the rats who be lowcow king of 2024!

They should share a prison cell and livestream a fight to the death for LOTY 2024.

 

[The Cock Carousel]

If he does time he does not have anyone to snitch on like last time to reduce it. Maybe he'll throw his dealers names out?

 

[gogeta77]

Is it 5 year minimum?

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

They should share a prison cell and livestream a fight to the death for LOTY 2024.

The KiwiRumble Mania of 2024!!!!!

Who will hold the title of king of Lowcows for 2024?

 

[Duke Nukem]

What drugarooski addiction and no gamba sesh for the last 24 hours does to a rodent like Austin.

First day in withdrawal is where he is going to be miserable as fuck bro. He cannot gamba in prison or trial, and would probably stand at the corner of his cell, social distancing from other inmates or provoking these rats; or even lay on the bed to sleep as a meaning from withdrawal from gamba. This would take long for Austin to get used to jail food and trying not to provoke other inmates, dewd. Without dollarooski, he would be just miserable in jail and no gamba; only coping post-arrest.

He has lost it all, dewd. No drugarooskis or dollarooski, it is so fucking over, I lost it all dood

No casino and no drugs make Bossman go crazy

virginia has him and Chris Chan?

Did BMJ ever touch a Sonichu medallion? Or did the medallion touch the entire state?

His parents are fucked for indulging him all this time. At this point, if they try to throw him out on his ass, they should be scared 24/7 that he'll come back, kill them all, leave them on the floor and then sit back down at his computer and start gaming as if nothing had happened.

I find it hard to believe that parents like his exist, mine would have thrown me out of the house for far, far less.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

And to think he had nearly 9 years out of his 10 years of probation done.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

My guy. His resting state is psychotic episode. There's never a moment where he's NOT experiencing extreme emotions and acting impulsively.

Seriously, the dude’s default emotion is crack-head. I wouldn’t be surprised if there wasn’t even an argument, it could’ve just him smashing his room up then Dad coming in to tell him to stop for once.

 

[Swole McPole]

Prisons have limits on how much commissary prisoners can get. Dunno what Virginia's are, but they're usually relatively low. Think in the range of $200-700 a month. Not a lot of juice.

I understand (from watching prison YouTubers) that when someone is getting extorted, they have family members transfer money to accounts held by friends/family of the extorter/creditor rather than into their commissary.

 

[Kazukifaen]

Oh! No, looks like @Null has to find a new gambling schizophrenic faggot to fangirl over.

I always skipped them Bossmanjack segments on MATI because I didn't find him entertaining or funny.

Tldr : Just spam dumb autistic and MATI. Stay felted BMJ fanboys and fangirls

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

His hwat was arrested? Shamefur dispray.