Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DemsBNutz]

Maybe some one should grift him tickets to see "sound of hope" as it will be part of his kids life now.. https://www.amctheatres.com/movies/possum-trot-76094

 

[变性黑鬼]

We will NOT be watching a fully AI-voiced, AI-animated, and AI-driven Nick Rekieta livestreaming his own trial, shitting on his real-world counterpart in moralistic tones to farm superchats bros

 

[Null]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

 

[Captain Manning]

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All those people in the chat during the cokestream no saying "end the stream" and "go to bed" really were just trying to give legal advice; good legal advice, it turns out.

I thought it was funny when @Big Mommy did a special thumbnail for the MATI episode archive the following day. Something I think they rarely do. It included @elb's message "go to bed."



Instead of wanting her to die, maybe Nick should have fucking listened to her. But hey, that's Nick. He knows best. He's just gotta act like a barely functioning crackhead with white powder on his nose for the cops to see. Very based and redpilled. Total giga alpha chad move. Show the evil government you give absolutely no fucks whatsoever about their prudish laws.

Fuckin' imbecile.

 

[anionfarflung]

Who are these people?

Dan Sletta is Kayla's step father. (In almost every photo I have seen of him his mouth is slack like Biden's.)
I think we are assuming that Ben, Michael, and JaymeLee are adopted. I am assuming AnneElizabeth is Sletta's kid, not Dan Woltjer's.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Unpaid parking ticket bros I don’t feel so good

 

[DumbDude43]

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i almost want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that it is not impossible that maybe some retard alog from the internet called CPS on him for fun in 2023

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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That is why you don't waive your right to remain silent or sperg out on livestreams about your case ladies and gentlemen.

When prosecution includes "confessions (audio)" in their evidence against you, it's over. So this is the power of a libertarian libertine lawyer....

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"The previous 2 cps cases against us prior to our arrest were thrown out." Buddy, when you have that many cps cases, you are doing something wrong. What a defense. Also glad to know he IS NOT reading his thread or paying attention to his 'haters'. Nick, going to join the bodycam footage watch party?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

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Awww....He thinks of us.

Now were they unsubstantiated or just not provable?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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Wait his profile picture for the app where he does all his shower calls actually includes his shower in the background?





I can't find the original photo immediately but the background of this photo is his shower

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Awww....He thinks of us.

Now were they unsubstantiated or just not provable?

In Nick's mind, these are the same.

See his treatment of his Hedo holiday.

 

[Tablet County]

Wait his profile picture for the app where he does all his shower calls actually includes his shower in the background?



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I can't find the original photo immediately but the background of this photo is his shower

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At this point I'm convinced he has some kind of parasocial attachment to his shower.

 

[Keystone]

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At least he spared you another shower call this time.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

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He may as well make an account. Or send you a bill for your forum living in his head.

 

[zimzam88]

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I don't care about my public image. I don't read the Kiwi Farms.

 

[not william stenchever]

At this point I'm convinced he has some kind of parasocial attachment to his shower.

He may love that shower and its' comforting embrace, but what is his relationship with his toilet like?

 

[SigmaBalls]

He may love that shower and its' comforting embrace, but what is his relationship with his toilet like?

We'll probably find out.

 

[Tablet County]

He may love that shower and its' comforting embrace, but what is his relationship with his toilet like?

Can't be better than Pat Tomlinson's, that's for sure. That guy has such a good relationship with his toilet he gets offended by people impersonating it on twitter.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

He may love that shower and its' comforting embrace, but what is his relationship with his toilet like?

Very distant. His daily Dorito allows him to go weeks without a bowel movement, and his shower doubles as a urinal.

 

[Strix454]

Sorry Nick. But "not sufficient" is not the same thing as "no actual basis to them".

And "only" isn't a word you should probably use to refer to two CPS investigations concerning your family prior to your arrest. It really looks kinda bad.