Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Im sure we can get some rabid raccoons for the voyage to help keep them company.

They can sit up top and mock him the whole time like Statler and Waldorf.

"Every week, his streams look better to me."
"Every week, your eyesight gets worse!"
"Dohohohohoho!"

 

[anionfarflung]

Now...was he ever a foster parent?

He claimed as an aside that they were foster parents in streams long ago.

 

[GoudaChris]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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Fuck yeah nick,my man! You owned the farms with that one. Time for a celebratory bottle and 8 ball. You earned it

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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HE JUST WANTS YOU TO KNOW, HE DOESNT WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING

 

[Telvanni]

Rekieta will be on the killreport soon

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Forcing the Feds to watch your show
Bravo Ralph

 

[Oxyjen]

I hate to give him the benefit of the doubt, but if he was fostering then this was probably nothing. Now...was he ever a foster parent? I'm not that deep in the Dick Likeita lore.

Also, they had one baby and decided to foster one too? Is that a common thing?

I mean I have heard of that exact thing happening but it was immediately after WW2 so there was a bit of an imperative.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Also, they had one baby and decided to foster one too? Is that a common thing?

I mean I have heard of that exact thing happening but it was immediately after WW2 so there was a bit of an imperative.

I know some people who have done similar things. They were like hardy people who could handle it. Not loser addicts.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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Did Rekieta just Freudian slip into implying that the case after his arrest has merit?

Bro just stop talking holy cow.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This is all just so wonderful. An update indicating the bodycam footage release is imminent, new documents, Balldoman still messaging Null with a profile picture in front of his shower that he's clearly about to enter for writing said message. It's like he's showing you that he's about to do it.

This is starting to get funny again (as opposed to just depressing). Him crying to Null again was hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

He also appears to have implicitly confirmed that the May 16, 2024 document had nothing to do with the report from the pastor, since that clearly did not get "screened out as not sufficient and ignored".

Many if not most CPS cases that eventually get acted on have a prior history of stuff that was not sufficient to act on.

 

[Kazukifaen]

"We are still waiting for our IT to compile and transfer information to thumb drive. We will send as soon as they have completed it.

Thank you and have a great 4th of July!"


Just like I suspected we get the balldo cut premier in July If we are lucky

 

[Necrosan]

Rekieta will be on the killreport soon

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Oh boy, two homosexual men getting together to profess their love to Null.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, Mr. Rekieta, we accept you accusation of being retarded and unknowledgeable. Could you please enlighten us with the primary source documents? If convenient, all the court provided evidence would be ideal. Thank you for your consideration.

Lmao this skeletal faggot got his shit tossed by the pigs and both he and his wife are facing serious felony raps. But we're the retards. Sure, Balldo.

Rekieta will be on the killreport soon

I'm sure it'll do huge favors for his case to do an interview with another child abusing piece of shit with a conviction for revenge porn and a restraining order against him seeing his own kid.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Bear in mind 'hung on the wall' was Racket's way of saying "put up against a wall and shot" to out-lawyer YouYouTube.si

I'm pretty sure it's a pop culture reference to The Handmaid's Tale because I remember seeing it contemporaneously.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Random speculation aside, the assumption was the 2009 one was unrelated/not valid. Nice of him to confirm he had two other CPS cases against him. Pressing F real hard on "no basis." Sounds about as believable as his drug tests being "clean." They align perfectly with his downward spiral.

That picture. It's like he is trying to lure you into the shower with those come-hither eyes.


The dude should just make an account and refute the accusations directly. Surely the big, brained lawyer man would own the farms. Or to put it in terms Nick would understand.

STOP BEING A PUSSY FAGGOT. BE A MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE YOU HUSK OF A HUMAN AND COME HERE AND SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT! SLAY THE KIWI DRAGON WITH THE TRUITH!

Didn't Nick mention at one point that he used to foster kids? I also recall him claiming they stopped because 'foster kids are hard.' I assume this would align with him having fewer kids. Maybe that could related to the 2009 one because it's so out of field.

"I abused other kids, not my kids"

It's not unheard of for foster kids to make false claims. A friend of mine used to foster until a child made claims against her. That was the end of that.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Guys, he really can't stand untruths being speculated against him, so he HAD to shower message to correct he 2009 thing. Which means everythin else you've been saying is absolutely correct and factual. Nick is just making sure this thread is 100% truth.

 

[Nick's Snort Tube]

Nigga is more concerned about what Kiwi Farms thinks of him, instead of worrying about getting his children back. Pathetic failure of a human being.

It is SHOCKING how fast he sees the threads. He must refresh this page all fucking day. Nick- clean your house, bro.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Don't forget FUNNY and QUIRKY.

No. It is HILARIOUS.

 

[Nick's Snort Tube]

That's literally what he said, so yes

There is only 1 report from 2009 and only 3 from before the arrest, so that interpretation is the only one possible

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Disagree.

That report would not have been "screened out as not sufficient and ignored because there was no actual basis for" it. Clearly there was a basis for it. It's not consistent with what Rekieta said.

Absolutely correct.

 

[datura_binge]

Can a CPS case be opened simply by some rando calling?

I think it's Eric July.

Yes. If you call CPS you can either report or anonymously report anybody for anything, depending on what you say the person did is whether they will actually investigate it or not.