- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
Ethan is amazing. He's a tiny little midget, 5'1". And he pretends to be a badass. He has gone to jail for failing to hit a female cop.Ethanchan-Ralphchu, the first Mexican to be Dimensionally Merged.
Every single fight he has had has been on video. He lost every one, including against a retarded woman.
He has had his ass kicked so hard that he is now permanently googly-eyed because his skull was shattered in Portugal. Twice.
He now always wears shades because otherwise people will see his pathetic googly-eyed defeat.
Despite this, he thinks he can make threats. That nobody will just laugh at his fat, midgety-ass impotence. His skull-crushed googly eyes.
He gets to make no threats. Even a retard like Ali can laugh at his impotence.