Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Fapcop]

CALLING IT NOW: BMJ is gonna get the snot kicked out of him in jail.

Not because he’s going to get uppity with the wrong nigger, but because he can’t help himself and will start talking about all the tens of thousands of dollars he won.

(And leave out the part where he lost them again minutes later.)

Some spic will try to make some money and extort him, and when he can’t cough up the money, they’ll show him the painful side of the ol’ protection racket.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Austin nooo

Rikeita had it in the bag! You can't beat him! Stop trying to out gamble the non practicing lawyer!

The Rikeitas still have the biggest Lolcows of the year.

 

[Fapcop]

Don't say that. Rekeita clutched it literally last day. We still have a long way to go till december. But until then... yeah, it is crack head vs coke head, im all for this.

Crackhead vs. Cokehead… New money vs. Trustfund.

A very American lolcow finish this year, if you don’t mind me saying!

The Rikeitas still have the biggest Lolcows of the year.

Rekieta is going to flip the tables on everyone by transforming into a horror cow before the end of the year.

2024 is BMJ’s year!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Crackhead vs. Cokehead… New money vs. Trustfund.

A very American lolcow finish this year, if you don’t mind me saying!



Rekieta is going to flip the tables on everyone by transforming into a horror cow before the end of the year.

2024 is BMJ’s year!

And just in time for the 4th of July! What a fireworks show! Just replace gunpowder with hard drugs and domestic violence!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The real crime is that he didn't have a cent to his name when he got arrested. Imagine if it was a few weeks ago and he was still sitting on most of the 200K. imagine if he got arrested earlier the same day, after he got 10K but before he realized he did and then threw it away gambling. It might be a long shot that he gets clean, but the potential he had that money to get bossmom to put in his account or just to come back home to when he's free would have been nice. If he's locked up a long time, good luck getting a casino deal quickly when nobody has mentioned you outside of kiwifarms for literal years.

If he still had that $200k we'd be reading about additional attempted bribery charges.

 

[Swiss46]

If you think about it, navigating the legal system is a gamble.

 

[2ndBest]

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One thing, I don't know why
I lost it all and punched my dad in the eye

 

[National Defense Advocate]

So no more BMJ segment...?
Not watching the next MATI.

 

[SandyCat]

If only he had bought the Civic so he had somewhere to stream gamba from his phone if parents finally kick his ass out

Imagine what could of been, Civic Bros

 

[Drama Trauma]

My tribute to Bossmanjack's arrest:

Sorry about the watermarks.

 

[Archive]

>bossandrew came to Austin when we was down bad and nobody was lifting a finger just to be a rat
>tells him he fucked his mom. DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!
>bossmandrew informs Austin they have the same mom
>this makes Austin feel some type of way so he KNOCKS HIM OUT COLD
>take a ride to jail
>booking officer lifts a finger
>it’s Austin’s own finger
>booking officer sees his filthy hand and decides no ink is needed to get his print
>finally becomes the rat in a cage for ratting all those years ago

 

[and and and and]

Austin has bene arrested for Drug Posession and ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON A FAMILY MEMBER. Both arrests occurred in Louisa County, which is where the Peterson home is located.

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Assault &Battery of a Family Member, Class 1 misdemeanor domestic violence
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Drug Possession- Class 5 Felony
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Poll results.

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Extremely based mindplay by the bossman. Once they let him out of jail he's going to start making millions on the slots. Sponsors thought they could deny him rolls and keep getting away with it but there's no way they'd keep trying that with a registered FELON like bossman. The big jackpot is coming soon bossbros

 

[reap]

Bossman always falls upwards. He's beating the charges, just like he beat that filthy rat Andrew DTPN. Prayge guys!!!

 

[W00K #17]

Definitely is going to be a race between those two again.

Unless Chris rapes his mom again, or rapes someone else’s mom, I really don’t see any lolcows challenge these two.

There's still time for Tomlinson to get arrested for SWATTing himself.

 

[Scuttlefuck]

Bossman is coming home.

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

Unless Chris rapes his mom again, or rapes someone else’s mom, I really don’t see any lolcows challenge these two.

“Damn that pussy nice” — BMJ, CWC

 

[The Dark Souls of Retards]

The funniest possible outcome of this is BMJ getting a drastically reduced sentence by snitching on every single drug dealer he has

funnier still is that he'll probably be the first one to bring that up and offer it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So his bail is $3k meaning he could be sprung for $300 cash. I doubt anybody but ratfamily would go bail BMJ out. I don’t think Derrick will accept those collect calls either.

I wonder how many times BMJ has call rarmom crying to come get him because he’s gonna kill himself if she doesn’t. (Threats worked to get her to drive him to buy crack but I don’t think the threats from jail will be as effective.)

 

[AN/ALR56]

fuck that, just put him in a cell with a gamba machine with a monitor that's bullproof glass and a steel keyboard.

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Livestream that to YouTube and the Virginia state DoC can double its revenue.

Reminder @Null already designed a jail cell that will be perfect for him.

 

[Tofu Dust]

Bossman is coming home.

Don't do that bro, you got my hopes up hard.