Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Who immediately abandoned her case, and lied about the simplest things like her address.

Is Katie Johnson really Russell Greer?

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Oh fucking hell!

I'm trying to be a positive Patty and not a negative Nikki but our own village idiot here just cannot get a win. I think our Pat's just lost it all again and his mum has been fucked by the Bossman.

Next year Pat!

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I am really looking forward to Pat's take on the Gaiman accusations.
Really hoping he bleats about Catholicism in Glasgow. Is he taking Nikki with him? It could be her chance to escape to a better life, she's easily a 9 in Glasgow.

 

[Something Awful]

Rick has been flexing his creative muscles by coining new swear words.





(apparently "fuckletoes" is some kind of John Oliver shit, but I think "spacklefuck" is a Rick original)

 

[Tablet County]

Rick has been flexing his creative muscles by coining new swear words.

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(apparently "fuckletoes" is some kind of John Oliver shit, but I think "spacklefuck" is a Rick original)

No matter how hard he tries he won't ever top fat faggot with bitch tits I'm afraid.

 

[Judge Holden]

Dunno why but this xeet made me laugh way more than it should

 

[AprilRains]

Patrick's actually convinced that the media are in the tank for Trump? Jesus Christ, what a delusional idiot. The media have been consistently hostile to Trump.

You know what caused this preference cascade, Fatrick? You! You and people like you! You decided to try and bluff your way into convincing people that Biden was sharp and competent. Then when your delusion was exposed as such, you tried to lie about how it wasn't that bad, that no one watched the debate anyway, and any other lie you thought would work. Now that the bluff failed, you're mad at the people you tried to trick?

What a laughable piece of shit. Keep taking Ls for our amusement, FFWBT.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I'm Pig Rickieta of Rickieta Slaw a small pigsty in central Milwaukee

Do ya live in Pigsville?

(Yes, Milwaukee had a pigsville. Next to Miller brewery.)

His dedication is impressive.

So is the dedication of the Patposters. There would not be the volume of milk without them.

 

[Incel Death Note]

He's squealing at Leslie's day-old posts mocking his manhood and apparently now he's claiming there were three SWATs to his parent's house? I thought it was only two? He's also claiming unnamed women in his "friend network" are getting SWATTTed, "at least 3x we know about" which is bizarrely vague and something an unintelligent liar would come up with, but Pat has assured me he has never lied a single time in his life.

 

[AprilRains]

Three is a liar's number. Not every story with a three in it is a lie, but Patrick is a known liar and the story itself is sus, so I'd bet on it being a lie.

 

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Dunno why but this xeet made me laugh way more than it should

I'm going to have to remember that insult.


Patrick and Niki do not swing, child.


"My candidate is a laughing stock, Boohoo."

 

[Procrastinhater]

No matter how hard he tries he won't ever top fat faggot with bitch tits I'm afraid.

Pat prefers to bottom. He likes other people to top Fat Faggot with Bitch Tits. That's the only reason he used to go to that gym (the sauna was a notorious meetup place for local homosexuals).

 

[polyester]

Someone named Katie Johnson suing Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein for $100 million in 2016.

Who immediately abandoned her case, and lied about the simplest things like her address.

If she even exists. Shady lawyer, anonymous alleged client, fake address on court documents, loud promises by said lawyer just before the election that the lawsuit would be refiled correctly but then it never was - even leftist journalists considered the case too suspicious.

Not Patrick, though.
Gullible Pat will believe anything that flatters him or befouls his enemies.
That's how Josiah managed to do hours of interviews with him under false pretenses.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

do weens still fuck with Pat IRL? I feel like the last time we had a confirmed ween event, it was the bike anon taking timestamp pics of his house. I feel like all the other supposed “stalker” happenings have just been Pat faking shit, like with the paint can and the stolen chairs.

Has Pat become so boring that even weens don’t want to waste their time throwing pepperoni at his house anymore?

 

[Thé au lait]

do weens still fuck with Pat IRL? I feel like the last time we had a confirmed ween event, it was the bike anon taking timestamp pics of his house. I feel like all the other supposed “stalker” happenings have just been Pat faking shit, like with the paint can and the stolen chairs.

Has Pat become so boring that even weens don’t want to waste their time throwing pepperoni at his house anymore?

I don't think there have ever been many weens visiting in person, pretty sure Fats has been faking the majority of them from the beginning

 

[W00K #17]

Fatrick Sneed Tomlinson is so far back he won’t even catch a whiff of the LOTY award.
While other cows are putting in REAL WORK. Getting arrested, feeding their kids coke, embezzling in crypto scams, cucking, getting divorced and overall flushing their lives in the shitter, what does the Pat do?
Sorry, but moving chairs around and spilling his porch paint won’t cut it.
As in Tony Hawk games, the more often you do the same trick during the contest, the less points it gives. Childings lost its fresh shine long ago.
Maybe one day, after looking down the bottle too much he digs up some truffles again. He seems too fat, lazy and gay for it tho right now.

He has a shot whichever year his MPD lolsuit plays out.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I don't think there have ever been many weens visiting in person, pretty sure Fats has been faking the majority of them from the beginning

That’s funny, considering he’s in such a populated area, and close to the even larger city of Chicago as well. Plenty of weens travel far to go fuck with other lolcows. Fat is just too boring to fuck with lol

Also Does he still go to Hooligan’s? Didn’t someone fuck with him there?

 

[Thé au lait]

That’s funny, considering he’s in such a populated area, and close to the even larger city of Chicago as well. Plenty of weens travel far to go fuck with other lolcows. Fat is just too boring to fuck with lol

Also Does he still go to Hooligan’s? Didn’t someone fuck with him there?

A few people seem to think he got kicked from Hooligans but I haven't seen much to indicate that
Also just to be clear, the ween bit was half joke/half speculation on him false flagging constantly. I have no idea if the early weens were real or not, I just know that we've seen PLENTY of false flag events from the FFWBT including the origin of "Fatrick" as his nickname

 

[ForTheHoard]

A few people seem to think he got kicked from Hooligans but I haven't seen much to indicate that

I was under the impression Pat was banned from Hooligans because the weens kept fucking with them. I think I heard it from Cryptic Web Chronicles.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Wow, I didn't know we had another Fat Rick to add to General Fatton, Porque Squealer, and all the others. There's literally no field where this pinhead doesn't think he knows more than people who have spent their entire adult lives studying. Get a look at Fatrick Wendell Jones over here.

To be fair, in the Quasi outing, he apparently had two grifting shysters who were glad to lead him down the primrose path instead of telling him what ethical lawyers would have: that it was clearly a frivolous lawsuit and he'd lose. It's not like it was even a close call. I wonder if they even bothered to tell him that if you drag a discovery dispute into court and lose, you basically automatically owe the other side's fees.

I agree on how patently stupid this is, but I honestly think that these lawyers more than likely did tell Patty, repeatedly, that this was not a wise course of action, but Patty, in his infinite wisdom, second only to Solomon himself, knew better and insisted on pursuing this course of action.

As a lawyer for Patty, I don't think you'd run afoul of any sort of sanctions if you warned him about the massive risks and he insisted on blundering full speed ahead, but I'm not super well versed in the obligations lawyers have to their clients so my bad if I'm off on this.

It just fits his character to a fucking tee, though.