Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

Stroke-O-Vision

These carnivoar mongos are as bad as vegans at making fake-ass foods just to eat anything that isn't meat, having made a dumb religion out of eating nothing but.

Incidentally they sell a box of six of these things for $95, so pretty much retard bait.

 

[JustStopDude]

Why doesn't Jack just watch the fucking Simpsons?

That shit hasn't changed in years.

 

[Danny.exe]

Why doesn't Jack just watch the fucking Simpsons?

That shit hasn't changed in years.

It's probably too "librul" now for him to handle

 

[AltisticRight]

I would like to watch a video of someone getting their Klan robes caught in the axle of their mobility scooter. Ideally they end up veering into the burning crosses and cause a domino effect.

If you already have such a video, please speed it up and add "Yakety Sax" before you upload it.

Jack Scalfani tripping over his klan robe and tumbling down a flight of stairs would be funny.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack Scalfani tripping over his klan robe and tumbling down a flight of stairs would be funny.

That doesn't quit raise it to funny. Now if he trips over his Klan robes, then tumbles down a flight of stairs into a woodchipper, that would be funny.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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fatty can’t watch his cartoons anymore because of the blacks.

Ah yes. The introduction of a black character is automatically "political".

Never mind it's a show made for kids or that Fatty has the intelligence of one. No. The hot take here, "black children are political tools".

Why is this pig whining about a show for literal children? Oh they have a Black character now, so what boohoo don't like don't watch. Quit the whinging. This is even more pathetic because apparently it's a totally new show with new characters, unlike the Netflix/Disney type of turning established characters Balck (I also don't care). Such a pathetic fat faggot. Just pick up a hood already, but I'm guessing he'd need one that's the size of a circus tent.

I'm just surprised he hasn't started wearing a muumuu. I mean he's already wearing the "fat guy hat" all the time.

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It's not like it's his money in any case. They're like $17 each which is fucking stupid. You can buy a fucking steak for that price.

There is literally no reason to buy these unless you have a lot of money to waste. Hell, a big bag of beef jerky costs less than one of these bars.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That doesn't quit raise it to funny. Now if he trips over his Klan robes, then tumbles down a flight of stairs into a woodchipper, that would be funny.

That's too simple.

I would like Jack's Klan robes to foul the wheels of his scooter (as previously stated) sending him sailing into a comically-large pile of charcoal next to his grill hoard.

Jack pokes his head out of the pile of bags, but landing in the charcoal has left him with a dark complexion, only broken by the white of his pop-eye and the pink of his slack mouth. Cartoon birds and stars circle his head (if in budget).

Losing again at Counterstrike, Junior yells out the gamer word, audible in the back yard through an open window. The rest of the Klan turn to look, see an ebony Jack, and assume they've caught an infiltrator into their secret rites. The picnic crowd knocks over the mass of grills and smokers in a series of loud clangs as they charge toward Jack, who struggles ataxically to get back on his scooter and escape.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack is a typical evangelical boomer, so of course he thinks a show having a black main character is "political".

These carnivoar mongos are as bad as vegans at making fake-ass foods just to eat anything that isn't meat, having made a dumb religion out of eating nothing but.

Incidentally they sell a box of six of these things for $95, so pretty much retard bait.

I need to get in on the carnivore grift. Seems an easy way to scam idiots out of their money legally

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Never mind it's a show made for kids or that Fatty has the intelligence of one. No. The hot take here, "black children are political tools".

The thoughts and priorities of a man who killed 3/4 of his limbs through gluttony.

 

[Neko GF]

O'CHARLEY'S - STEAK WARS
(03/07/2024)

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[Dead Air]

O Charleys is absolute trash tier.

 

[boxybum]

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fatty can’t watch his cartoons anymore because of the blacks.

Always knew he hated the blacks. Never understood the argument of having a black character meaning something is woke or liberal. It's understandable if they were turning an established character into a different ethnicity but this new child character is completely different from Timmy Turner. His whole argument doesn't make sense and is full blown racist. He doesn't like seeing blacks in his cartoons.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Always knew he hated the blacks. Never understood the argument of having a black character meaning something is woke or liberal. It's understandable if they were turning an established character into a different ethnicity but this new child character is completely different from Timmy Turner. His whole argument doesn't make sense and is full blown racist. He doesn't like seeing blacks in his cartoons.

Thanks to everyone media company having DIE/DEI/Bridge initiatives, every non-white character who isn't there for obvious reasons (ie, a story set in the Congo, Manchuria, or pre-colonial Americas) is immediately suspect.

Not a defense of Jack, he obviously is afraid of blacks. But a reason other, non-7 times stroked out people say that.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Thanks to everyone media company having DIE/DEI/Bridge initiatives, every non-white character who isn't there for obvious reasons (ie, a story set in the Congo, Manchuria, or pre-colonial Americas) is immediately suspect.

Not a defense of Jack, he obviously is afraid of blacks. But a reason other, non-7 times stroked out people say that.

Part of the issue is everybody is hyper sensitive to these things today.

Ariel was black in the recent Little Mermaid movie? Well if you don't like it you're a racist. And if you do like it you're too woke. There's no more middle ground anymore. You're either 100% on one side or the other and there's no shades of gray.

Personally I don't give a fuck if they race swap somebody so long as the story doesn't suffer because of it but I think we can all agree that calling this movie, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" is stupid.

There's a reason why people are calling it "Off White and the Seven Diversity Hires".

At this point it shouldn't be called "Snow White". Make the movie as it is, call it whatever you want, but leave Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs out of it.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I'm impressed, it takes actual effort to have a steak that free of color on the outside. Did they fucking steam it?


It honestly has just as much color as the broccoli Jack is insistent he won't eat. (Fiber and vitamins are for the unstroked.)



That look just before the first bite of equal parts steak and "butter." Jack is ready for the sweet embrace of his next aneurysm.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm impressed, it takes actual effort to have a steak that free of color on the outside. Did they fucking steam it?

I honestly thought it was a slice of meatloaf at first.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I'm impressed, it takes actual effort to have a steak that free of color on the outside. Did they fucking steam it?

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It honestly has just as much color as the broccoli Jack is insistent he won't eat. (Fiber and vitamins are for the unstroked.)

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That look just before the first bite of equal parts steak and "butter." Jack is ready for the sweet embrace of his next aneurysm.

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Damn, I had never heard of this restaurant but that shit looks bad. Is he readying himself for hospital food? Because that's what it looks like.

 

[Adamska]

I'm impressed, it takes actual effort to have a steak that free of color on the outside. Did they fucking steam it?

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It honestly has just as much color as the broccoli Jack is insistent he won't eat. (Fiber and vitamins are for the unstroked.)

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That look just before the first bite of equal parts steak and "butter." Jack is ready for the sweet embrace of his next aneurysm.

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Nah, it's just O'Charley's is just that fucking shit. Again, Jack unerringly finds the worst slop holes to eat at because he only cares about pricing and how much trash he can shovel down his throat. It's damning that I can honestly say I can cook circles around them if that's the best they can shit out; not even a basic sear; they had to have baked it only or some shit.

And since we're still talking about the Oddparents cartoon, the more damning aspect is the nonbinary best friend and the ugly ass CGI they're using, which just makes Hartman's art style look worse IMO.

Jack only knows about the black girl and only hates it because she's black. I don't think he'd have noticed or cared otherwise.

 

[densedance]

what the fuck was that Steak. Looks like they Sous-Vide cooked it and forgott to throw it on the Grill.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I'm impressed, it takes actual effort to have a steak that free of color on the outside. Did they fucking steam it?

I never thought that Ralph's slab of plain beef he pissed away a couple hundred on in Vegas would look appetizing in comparison, but here's Jack.