Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Local Fed]

Bossman nobly pulling out all of the stops to make sure that Rekieta doesn't claim back-to-back Lolcow of the Year awards.

 

[Butwhythough2]

my life so over man, I'm gonna fuck, I'm gonna fuck a dude.

 

[Justtocheck]

Why are you all so worried? When Austin gets the info of how much money the juicers gave him while was in jail, he'll punch a hole in the wall and escape, no cap. Punching walls and breaking property is Bossman's forte.

Lol, but seriously, this shitpost phase is the best phase of any after the arrest of a lolcow. I'm really not looking forward to the LawKiwis and LawCommentators from the web, giving their hot takes on legal minutia and details of the charges, to all then be proven wrong because the judge won't be a fucking ratatoille rat, bish.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Central Virginia Regional Jail is gonna become Arkham Asylum for lolcows at this rate.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Drop a fucking 5-pack for his bail fund.

Nigger needs juice
Fuck all these rats talkin bad and deceiving

 

[DapperShark]

I think Nick rightly won the LOLCOW of the year last time, but Austin is just showing off now and barring a gun shoot out at Nick's house or spitting in the judges face, Austin has swept the nomination.

In failure, KF will bestow him the ultimate victory.

No way nigger, Bossman got robbed last minute for LOTY 2023 due to recency bias, Rekieta getting catfished by a tranny was funny but imo didn't compare to Bossman's consistent high octane output.

This year though Rackets has just obliterated the competition, being such a fucking degenerate drug fiend that even his 9 year old tests positive for cocaine is way more insane than Austin predictably tard raging when confronted with someone who wasn't going to enable his bullshit and then landing in the slammer. Bossman tried his best but Rekieta has this shit locked down.

 

[joebobmurphy]

"Good things, when short, are twice as good" -Balthasar Gracian

 

[Burl McMillan]

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Bro I think you did this. Some kinda dimensional merge quasi-medallion energy.

 

[Justtocheck]

This year though Rackets has just obliterated the competition, being such a fucking degenerate drug fiend that even his 9 year old tests positive for cocaine is way more insane than Austin predictably tard raging when confronted with someone who wasn't going to enable his bullshit and then landing in the slammer. Bossman tried his best but Rekieta has this shit locked down.

The bodycam footage is on its way. That's going to be a shitfest. Sorry Austin, you they won't just let you win

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

According to twitch tracker his first ever stream with slots was the 9th January 2022

https://twitchtracker.com/thebossmanjack/streams/44330290220

https://archive.is/6NrHR

Here you can hear a dude coaching him on how to play blackjack. I wonder if this dude knew what would happen after the next few years.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

According to twitch tracker his first ever stream with slots was the 9th January 2022

https://twitchtracker.com/thebossmanjack/streams/44330290220

https://archive.is/6NrHR

Here you can hear a dude coaching him on how to play blackjack. I wonder if this dude knew what would happen after the next few years.

This is surreal. It's like seeing Facebook photos of someone you just watched a snuff film of.

 

[PULL UP]

It's so over bros I can't believe this is happening

 

[Random Internet Person]

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Who knows, maybe the door will be properly installed and the wall will be made whole again.

this arrest makes me nervous for rekieta, everytime austin stubs his toe nick falls down a flight of stairs.

to one up this one nick will probably break his bail and livestream his run from the cops down to mexico while smoking meth

One can only hope. It’s gonna take a real big thing to top the streaming of Chris Chan being arrested.

All it took was for bossman to have to interact with someone who doesn't immediately and completely enable all of his shittiest impulses for conflict to arise, and now he's looking at a 5 year sponsorship from the Virginia Department of Corrections.

It's a shame we can't get a livestream of the court proceedings. "Your honor, my client requests that the jury type a 5 in chat if they think the judge is a rat pussy who is tryna make him feel some kinda way."

Not sure what the laws are in Virginia, but all I remember is some guys going to see CWC in court which is where we got “he’s basically an adult autistic child…”.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

"YOU THINK THESE WALLS CAN HOLD ME BITCH, IMMA FUCK YOUR MOM WHEN I GET OUT!"

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Balldo vs Bossman is our Ali vs Frazier III. Our thriller in Manila. These two titans of the lolcow world have clashed before, but iron sharpens iron and they're at their peak of lolcow prowess and ready to fuck up their lives for streaming views and sweet hits of content powder.

We are witnessing greatness. Two legends that if they'd arisen in separate eras, they would stand leagues above their peers. But fate has conspired to pit them against each other. Just when you think one of them has surely taken it to a level of disaster that cannot hope to be replicated, his opponent rises from the ashes to irresponsibly use cocaine, abuse his family members, and get arrested. The outcome of this match is yet to be determined but the true winner is assured: that's us. The fans.

 

[Random Internet Person]

According to twitch tracker his first ever stream with slots was the 9th January 2022

https://twitchtracker.com/thebossmanjack/streams/44330290220

https://archive.is/6NrHR

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Here you can hear a dude coaching him on how to play blackjack. I wonder if this dude knew what would happen after the next few years.

This is surreal. It's like seeing Facebook photos of someone you just watched a snuff film of.

This is basically the Leonard Bearstein/Sonic Watch and Win of the BossManJack Saga.

 

[Owlbear]

This year though Rackets has just obliterated the competition, being such a fucking degenerate drug fiend that even his 9 year old tests positive for cocaine is way more insane than Austin predictably tard raging when confronted with someone who wasn't going to enable his bullshit and then landing in the slammer. Bossman tried his best but Rekieta has this shit locked down.

Bossman still has 6 months to do something crazy. Maybe he can murder someone. I'm hoping for some BMJ bodycam footage, too. If not for the coke child, I would give it to Bossman. Assault charges are a whole new level.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Balldo vs Bossman is our Ali vs Frazier III. Our thriller in Manila. These two titans of the lolcow world have clashed before, but iron sharpens iron and they're at their peak of lolcow prowess and ready to fuck up their lives for streaming views and sweet hits of content powder.

We are witnessing greatness. Two legends that if they'd arisen in separate eras, they would stand leagues above their peers. But fate has conspired to pit them against each other. Just when you think one of them has surely taken it to a level of disaster that cannot hope to be replicated, his opponent rises from the ashes to irresponsibly use cocaine, abuse his family members, and get arrested. The outcome of this match is yet to be determined but the true winner is assured: that's us. The fans.

Needs music.

This is our reward for the tough times. This is our reward for having faith in Null when Keffals and LFJ had us scattered on Telegram and Tor. This is our reward for having to express ourselves in the form of a bear catching urine in its mouth. This is our reward. And may we forever sneed.

 

[ScurvyRat]

According to twitch tracker his first ever stream with slots was the 9th January 2022

Any chance we can recover this stream???

 

[RougeRed]

Jailbirds of the farms, how common is gambling in prison and how serious do people take it?

Hard to tell exactly how common it is anywhere because it's against jail/prison rules to gamble, but you can bet (lol) that it exists in every pod to some degree.

As far as how serious: it is jail. Every tiny thing people do in jail can matter to the other inmates. Any little thing that could possibly be taken as a slight by someone can turn into physical violence. There is a constant state of looking for weakness in other inmates, and paranoia about not letting anyone get away with something that makes you look weak.

Short answer: very fucking serious. If someone borrows something, or owes you, and they don't pay, it makes you look VERY weak.

Obviously, this isn't 100%. Some people will just refuse to loan you stuff, or gamble with you if you get a reputation for not paying debts, but the only ones who will deal with you after that are definitely the ones who will stab you over owing them a pack of ramen.