Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
Russell is homeless, Bossman just got arrested, and Rekeita imploded.

I don't know how much more winning I can take.

Edit: Also Ralph's crackshack is being hit by a hurricane  and the sitting president of the United States got tarded during a live debate. What a month.
Its the reversal of luck. Somehow things are working out for me. Everyone else gets horrible luck. This is the way of the universe.
 
His LinkedIn still lists that he’s employed, so he’s either recently been fired or he’s not been paying his rent to get he his penis wet, assuming that his big legal pay outs are going to cover all his expenses very soon.

The third option is that he’s a big lying liar.
It’s interesting that he’s been claiming to be doing some side hustle (read: Uber or something similar) for a while.
I can see him getting banned from working for them for being a creep to women though, since he’s been banned from the customer side of one of those apps for being a creep to women. So that could also be a loss of income.

Either way I am willing to bet my working facial nerves that his behaviour towards women is a direct cause of his impending homelessness.
 
once again, if people simply reposting and archiving all the dumb bullshit you freely post on the internet yourself is enough to get you fired from your job (like there's no other reason an employer might want to wash their hands of a belligerent, hyper-litigious sex pest lmao), you might take the hint to turn that lens inward for a change. although, of course, the appeal of a lolcow is that they are fundamentally unable to do exactly that. the tragedy... the comedy.
 
Now I just feel bad for Jersh

I know he will win the case but if ole Ratface is out on the street sucking penis for hooker money the chances of making back any of the legal fund is pretty small.

Once more it goes to show that being a completely shit human being makes you immune from many of life's consequences.
Oh he's facing consequences alright. Even the most cockthirsty faggot would find sucking cocks on the streets of Vegas for food/shelter/hookers, etc, to be a miserable and pathetic existence after a while.

But I agree. Better for him to not end up genuinley destitute and homeless, at least, not until Dear Feeder recovers attorney fees and court costs.

No. He'll be sucking Null's and everyone else's in Nevada.
It would be disrespectful to my penis for Russ to suck it. Besides, if he can't even close his mouth, how is he supposed to give a proper blow job? Tongue technique (which I doubt he has) can only get you so far.

Speaking from experience, being homeless doesn't have to mean living on the streets. Anyone with a bit of basic charisma can easily get themselves invited to all kinds of places, income be damned.
"Charisma". Sir, this is a Russel Greer thread.
 
Being well dressed and saying "good morning"
Russ is not capable of either of these things.

He thinks it counts that he has A Suit, even if it's somehow 115% polyester and looks like he slept in it (even before he was a homeless bum and probably had). And even if the buffet hostess can parse the mush-mouth rendition of "good morning," she's going to be put off by the creepy stare and sense of entitlement and just itching for an excuse to call security.
 
Russ is not capable of either of these things.

He thinks it counts that he has A Suit, even if it's somehow 115% polyester and looks like he slept in it (even before he was a homeless bum and probably had). And even if the buffet hostess can parse the mush-mouth rendition of "good morning," she's going to be put off by the creepy stare and sense of entitlement and just itching for an excuse to call security.
I don't think he even fits in his suit anymore, he's chunked up a considerable amount since moving to vegas.
 
If only Tay Tay would give him some of her Eras tour money, what a bitch. :story:
Of course she won't do that. Taylor says things she really doesn't mean, and that's quite mean.

His LinkedIn still lists that he’s employed, so he’s either recently been fired or he’s not been paying his rent to get he his penis wet, assuming that his big legal pay outs are going to cover all his expenses very soon.

The third option is that he’s a big lying liar.
It’s interesting that he’s been claiming to be doing some side hustle (read: Uber or something similar) for a while.
I can see him getting banned from working for them for being a creep to women though, since he’s been banned from the customer side of one of those apps for being a creep to women. So that could also be a loss of income.

Either way I am willing to bet my working facial nerves that his behaviour towards women is a direct cause of his impending homelessness.
He probably hasn't updated his LinkedIn. Probably is embarrassed to admit he is unemployed. Although, it seemed like he was never 100 percent truthful with what he was doing for work and I think he was not truthful on what he put on LinkedIn. Some of his employment stories were probably true, like his Door Dashing gig, but beyond that we are not too sure what he was really doing for work as of late, from what I can remember.
 
Lol, suicide baiting in a fuckin legal document.
Back in my day, when we’d get into arguments with tards on the Internet, some of them had the bright idea to suicide-bait. They would post publicly where they live, because they are tards. Inevitably, this would lead to someone calling a wellness check on them. Usually the tard wouldn’t be serious about committing seppuku, but they’d at least get a visit from the police telling them to shut the fuck up and not get in Internet slap-fights. One was a credulous enough threat that the tard got 5150’d.

Now, I’m sure no one from Kiwi Farms would do this, because not only would it be shit-fondling, but Russ should probably just kill himself if he feels this despondent about his life and his choices, and we’re not about to get in the way of that. But I would not be surprised if someone else saw this recent spate of behavior from him, including posting his address in a court filing, and thought they had the moral and ethical authority and responsibility to save Russell from himself, and involve the po-po to do it.

And I would find that very funny.
 
...but Russ should probably just kill himself if he feels this despondent about his life and his choices, and we’re not about to get in the way of that.
Russtard would never actually do so. He might not be religious any more but that stuff stays with you long after you walk away from it. Besides he's too much of a winner and super stud to kill himself. Doing so would mean like admitting the Orchards won.
 
Oh yeah what's going on with his lawsuit? Last I heard the Florida court bounced it back to the Utah court because Russell was filing motions after the transfer.
Nothing bar Russ blaiming us for making him homeless. Also, lawsuit questions go to the lawsuit thread.
 
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