🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 19 50.0%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Total voters
    38
further revealing what a cowardly lying little faggot Ralph is. Just constant cosmic felting for the Ralphamale.
If Ralph was capable of feeling shame (he’s not) I’m sure he’d be very upset but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s going to be pointing posting at random hookers during meals in Mexico City while his cats are trapped in the house with an incoming hurricane.

How many five day dinners are we going to get between now and the weekend? Also why not celebrate the Fourth in the US with good friend Dax Herrera
 
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This nigga is the biggest pussy in the universe. He’s fleeing his home like a scared little piggy with his tail tucked between his legs, yet is taking gay pictures like this thinking he is some sort of Hunter S. Thompson badass LOL.
Ralph's being cautious because as the former host of Magichan he knows what it's capable of. Of course Ralph hides his fucking disgusting chin.
 
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This nigga is the biggest pussy in the universe. He’s fleeing his home like a scared little piggy with his tail tucked between his legs, yet is taking gay pictures like this thinking he is some sort of Hunter S. Thompson badass LOL.


What will make this even funnier is if Hurricane Beryl really does downgrade to a category 1 by the time it hits Merida like Ralph said it would, but the damage is still done by further revealing what a cowardly lying little faggot Ralph is. Just constant cosmic felting for the Ralphamale.
Hiding his multiple chins again, what an insecure little faggot. Most of his recent photos and videos are black and white, he thinks it makes him look better and hides the rosacea on his pig skin.
 
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This nigga is the biggest pussy in the universe. He’s fleeing his home like a scared little piggy with his tail tucked between his legs, yet is taking gay pictures like this thinking he is some sort of Hunter S. Thompson badass LOL.
Black and white too, like the portrait on a tombstone or the avatar of an emo 15-year-old. What a limp dicked cowardly irrelevant piggy with quadruple titties. Trotting all the way to Mexico City because of some measly hurricane that probably would have subsided by the time it reached him anyway. What about those cats? He just left them there to starve? Doesn't one of the cats wander around a lot and have been lost before?

Now he's covering his fat neck with his hooves because we laughed at his meaty doughnuts. Pathetic. Fat chick angle expert Ethan Ralph. He puts more effort into these gay selfies than caring for both of his children combined.
 
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Everybody knows.
 
Q: Does a ā€œfood mountainā€ protect cats inside a Mexican crackshack from being killed by a Cat5 hurricane?

A: IT DOES IF THE RALPHAMALE SAYS SO, BISH
Well, it depends. If the shack blows away, the food will distract the feral dogs long enough for them to make their escape. If it floods and the power shorts across it, then the food will be the last thing they see.
 
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