You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[WarJams]

So many gas stations lately have started advertising better prices for fuel if you pay for it with cash. Usually it'll be around 10¢ cheaper per gallon, but 9 times out of 10 if you do pay with cash they STILL try to fuck you with the higher price.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

lol okay zoomer


"Hey faggot, stop trying to make friends and go make some friends."

I get you're a zoomer, but are you *actually* retarded?

You're a lost cause mate. I sentence you to 100 parties with zoomers you hate but can't help but hang out with because you're lonely. I'll make sure to pull down my pants and shit on the trunk of any millennial who has a medical kit in their truck.

I will tell my zoomer friends to S.O.S. (Shit on sight) any suspicious fellows like you, thank you for the warning.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

This is really petty and autistic, but I dislike how the term "gooning" and everything relating to it has just become slang for masturbation. Gooning describes a very certain activity and Gooners are a very certain type of person, but it seems like Gooner has just become the replacement for Coomer now that Coomer got ran into the ground over the past half decade or so.

 

[Brain Power]

Why does it feel like a retard switch got activated at some point? It's like nothing makes sense, and no one can do anything nor communicate well, it's all just buzzwords, LOUDNESS and mumbling that don't make any sense. Can't even blame the lockdowns or le ebil orange man because I've seen it happening waaaay before that.

 

[internet friend]

Why does it feel like a retard switch got activated at some point? It's like nothing makes sense, and no one can do anything nor communicate well, it's all just buzzwords, LOUDNESS and mumbling that don't make any sense. Can't even blame the lockdowns or le ebil orange man because I've seen it happening waaaay before that.

Fucking evil Eddie flipped the switch

 

[The Last Stand]

Fourth of July means that outside sounds like a war zone with fireworks, explosions and gunshots. And God Damn those people doing bottle rockets and fireworks in public sidewalks or near houses.

 

[PaleTay]

Women wearing durags. It was bad enough when guys started wearing them, but it just seems so trashy.

 

[An Account]

Sleeping wrong and waking up feeling like a bodybuilder tried to rip your freaking head off. I was just laying on a soft pillow filled with feathers why does my upper spine feel like it's gonna slough out?

Retarded gender war crap, especially on this site. It's gotten so bad lately, I feel like I'm in middle school.

Video games crashing because they're "out of memory" despite literally having 128GB of RAM. I have to manually allocate a larger heapsize.

Getting crappy ads at the gas pump. It's so dystopian on top of being obnoxious. Feels more like something from a parody than a thing that's actually happening.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Fourth of July means that outside sounds like a war zone with fireworks, explosions and gunshots. And God Damn those people doing bottle rockets and fireworks in public sidewalks or near houses.

Redcoat detected

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Women wearing durags. It was bad enough when guys started wearing them, but it just seems so trashy.

It looks ghetto and tacky when black women wear that bag over their hair.

 

[Brain Power]

There are grown ass adults even here unironically watching skibidi toilet? No, don't say it's the same as old youtube poops.

 

[internet friend]

The way so much stuff is presented now days, especially on social media. It can no longer just be "hey look at this cool thing I did/saw", it's always framed in some confrontational or smug way.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I've brought it up before: the food situation pisses me off. Overpriced food that's usually full of soy and other crap, the body needs so many different kinds of foods to not be malnourished, and then there's that "shrinkflation" BS making the food situation even worse. Basic thing needed to stay alive, and so much BS going on with it. BS.

(BTW the cost of food for me has tripled since the '00s.)

 

[The Last Stand]

I've brought it up before: the food situation pisses me off. Overpriced food that's usually full of soy and other crap, the body needs so many different kinds of foods to not be malnourished, and then there's that "shrinkflation" BS making the food situation even worse. Basic thing needed to stay alive, and so much BS going on with it. BS.

(BTW the cost of food for me has tripled since the '00s.)

Foods being expensive is a right wing talking point with no bias in reality. Maybe you need to handle your money better.

I love it when people older than me lecture me on politics but don't know squat about civics.

 

[The_Red_Man]

This is really petty and autistic, but I dislike how the term "gooning" and everything relating to it has just become slang for masturbation. Gooning describes a very certain activity and Gooners are a very certain type of person, but it seems like Gooner has just become the replacement for Coomer now that Coomer got ran into the ground over the past half decade or so.

> Gooner gets mad that his culture is being appropriated

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Foods being expensive is a right wing talking point with no bias in reality.

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The way I eat hasn't changed much, and food definitely has gotten overpriced.

It's not a "right wing talking point with no bias in reality", and there's also this: Why Prices Are Probably Never Going Back Down (on Investopedia, ad blocker advised).

 

[The Last Stand]

Just putting on cologne is not a substitute for showering or personal hygiene. The strong smell of the fragrance clashes with your natural odor to where it can induce headaches around you.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Lately it's been people blasting music/tik tok from their phones at full fucking volume. Like the other day I was at Home Depot and I'm looking through the specialty drawer looking for nylon spacers and this fucking persian looking guy comes up behind me and is just standing there scrolling on his phone while dumbass tik tok videos played at full volume. And he'd let them repeat like two or three times!

Then today I'm in the bathroom at work and some black guy comes in, turns on a steve harvey clip at full volume, lets it repeat. When I go into a chick fil a by me there's usually at least one person with their phone playing at full volume. It's just fuckin everywhere now, at least in the diverse city that I live in.

 

[DavidS877]

Fucking tourists this weekend.

Plus at least a couple more last week.

Dumbasses.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Lately it's been people blasting music/tik tok from their phones at full fucking volume.

I've always seen "smartphone culture" -- and "mobile phone culture" in general -- as annoying.

In the '00s before Current Year, people could have loud phone conversations or loud ringtones.

Why does it feel like a retard switch got activated at some point?

I think that "retard switch" was "smartphones", "social media", and "social justice" combined.