Business Big Tech Layoffs Megathread - Techbros... we got too cocky...

Since my previous thread kinda-sorta turned into a soft megathread, and the tech layoffs will continue until morale improves, I think it's better to group them all together.

For those who want a QRD:


Just this week we've had these going on:

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But it's not just Big Tech, the vidya industry is also cleaning house bigly:

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All in all, rough seas ahead for the techbros.
 
Trying not to power level. We’re having massive issues getting people back to the office. We don’t have hybrid contracts but people are crying that they had to cor in three days a week. I’m letting them hand themselves but if the annoy senior management enough they’ll be told to come in the five days.

Covid seems to have made people forget what professionalism is.
It depends. Also trying not to powerlevel, but I fought our RTO and won.
The reason was after some reshuffling of management, I was the only person from my team in the office. Everyone else was in another state or in one of four foreign countries. I can do my job from the lunar surface just as effectively as at a desk in a cube in the office. There was about zero point to being in the office.
Also due to IN & EU, everyone overseas LOVED filling 7am to 10am with meetings; bitch I am not getting up 4am to get into the office at 7am for a twice-a-week zoom with someone from India I don't even need to be in for. I will head in to the office after the last pointless & needlessly early meeting ends.

That said, I still try to get in 1-2 days a week unless sick or having a heavy project load. And I told my manager "If you need someone on site to meet a vendor or attend a meeting, I will do it no problem. But I'm not going into the office to just sit at desk when I have one at home."

And we also had plenty of people during COVID who did shit like go out into Yellowstone listing themselves as "At work" but only had very spotty cell service. Or several times I got a "I can't do that right now, I'm driving 7 hours to my in-laws. I'll see if I can get that when I get there". Bitch if you can't work, you are on vacation, so just take vacation.

One guy is asking if he can bring his dog to work. It’s fucking crazy.
My employer not just allows you bring (well behaved, no pibbles) your dog to work,it practically mandates if you have a dog to bring it to work. There is a dog run, dog treats in the main break rooms. Only about a dozen people out of over a thousand ever brought in their dogs though.

Everyone will roll their eyes, but its really diabolically clever.
If your dog is in the office with you, you don't need to leave work right at specific time to go home to feed them/let them out. Thus if you are in the middle of something you can just keep working. Its like the "free dinners" at Google that they don't start serving until 6:30.


I think this is the last straw for me. I’m sick of having to work with silly middle class lefty spastics. I can move sideways into a bigger team that seems more adult.

It’s something I’ve spoke about before, but the team I’m in was one of the most fantastic I’ve ever worked with, then we had a union agitator join and try all signed up and bought his bullshit.

Leftists, not even once.

Sorry for treating this thread like a therapy session.
One thing I've seen work:
It sounds like you're management or at least a team lead, so Sit down with the team one-on-one, all at one, or in small groups and figure out WHY they don't want to be in office. Also think hard about the real reason you want your team in office: are you a micromanaging douchebag, is your team actually failing to hit their numbers and something needs done, or is everyone doing their job to the letter but you just aren't seeing cross training/collaboration like you want to see?
So think about WHY you want this, think about GOALS this accomplishes, and be open to your team offering alternative methods of accomplishing those goals even if its not exactly what you want the way you want it.

Another team at my work the manager figured out their people just wanted to avoid being stuck in rush hour or stuck in the office till it thinned out, so they allowed people to come in late and head home early so long as they logged back in and made up the hours in the evening. Another manager just said "We are having a team meeting every Thursday. You are to be physically in that meeting unless sick or dead, unless you clear it with me first. Its a two hour meeting, same time every week, you can schedule around it. Other than that, do you work where you can get it done; you can roll in the meeting and then go right home after, but you WILL be there".
Another manager gave the advice, that certainly echoed with me, which was give people a reason to be in the office. She took anyone on her team who was in the office Tuesday and Thursday to an expensed lunch or had some basic catering brought in (sandwiches/burrito bar/etc), and tried to schedule all the sub-team & cross-team meetings those days. Another guy just made sure to have meetings and such scheduled during the 10-2 "core hours" so people could come late/leave early.
Edit: And another manager just discovered their people just hated the "open office" desks. So he got a couple of actual honest-to-god offices set up for double occupancy and reserved for his team's exclusive use with the caveat 'We got these offices on the understanding with MY management there will be at least one person in each office every day. You guys need work together to make sure that happens or we lose them'

If your team wasn't work shy faggots before, they probably didn't turn into them overnight. But they are also rational people and they aren't going to go through needless suffering wasting their lives in traffic because some jackhole in a tie wants to see serfs toiling their fields when he surveys his lands.

if you're just a another person in the trenches, yeah just leave. Its not going to get better.

Yep. Young people treating a job like a daycare is nauseating and a reason I LOVE seeing the big tech layoffs.
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Not for me but you make shit work or you find a new job.
When I was negotiating my RTO exception, I didn't feel like I was owed that. But I would have left my job if it wasn't granted and made it clear on that. HR decided I made a strong enough case and was hard enough to replace.
 
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I had an employer in the pre covid times that let people work 4x10, was nicer for the commuters as they could miss one of the rush hours and everyone had a day they could do doctor's appointments, etc.

After I was there about a year they cancelled it. Turned out not every group in that office was allowed to have that schedule, even though the other groups did similar work so it would have been fine. So instead of letting everyone do it, they made no one do it.

That wasn't why I left, but I sure do prefer working from home. And like others I have meetings at retarded times due to retarded countries so it's much nicer to roll out 15 minutes before the meeting. Like the fucking one they scheduled this Monday at 6:30AM.
 
if you're just a another person in the trenches, yeah just leave. Its not going to get better.
Fortunately I’m the team SME and don’t have any line management responsibilities. I think I’d go insane if I did.

Not sure who can fill my role when I move but it won’t be my problem.

Basically everyone joined the union and suddenly thought that reality doesn’t apply to them anymore.
 
Exactly how many "marketing writers" do companies need?
When 'journalists' just parrot press releases and call it news, you need to really nail that shit as there's not going to be any critical thinking applied to it at all. Even then, you're still only talking tens of roles in a major company at most.

And what makes them a "tech worker" in the first place?
Journalistic fiat. It doesn't take a genius to figure out why a 50 year old marketing writer isn't very useful, but pretending they're a tech worker lets you paint it like a big problem.

Not to mention, she cares for her mother who has dementia, and she has a kid she needs to pick up from school — meaning there’s no way she could simply drop everything to go to work on a manager’s whim.
Translation, you have limited availability, in a tough job market. No shit I'd hire someone else - It doesn't matter if you have more experience or even if you'll take the same salary, if your availability means you can't realistically meet my deadlines then I'm not going to pick you.

Over the past two years, major tech companies in the Bay Area have hemorrhaged high-salaried workers, sending a chill throughout an industry that once seemed untouchable. Meta has let go of at least 21,000 workers, while Google has handed pink slips to hundreds of employees across San Francisco, Sunnyvale and Mountain View
Well yea, you made a massive bubble that economically crippled an entire region, with six figure salaries being the near minimum to get by, to chase technology trends that never turned out profitable all off the back of endless money printing and venture capital. These are the fruits of your decisions, collectively. There's a reason I never chased FAANG bullshit, you have to be willfully ignorant to not see the bubble.
 
What often happens is that the engineers do the work, the diversity hires fuck shit up, and the performance metrics reflect it. So, they start adjusting performance measurements to make the diversity hires look better, often to the significant detriment of the engineers as they stack non-deliverables in value. Yea, you delivered three major projects, but you didn't donate at least ten hours to our volunteering program because of that project crunch, soooo we're gonna have to put you on a performance improvement plan. Meanwhile, Dilator Dave over here remediated three incidents this quarter, and only broke the API once in the process, but volunteered 30 hours, so we're looking to fast track him to the next stratum for representing our ideals in this org.

Then, once cuts come, they just take the performance metrics of course, anything else would be risking lawsuits. Not their fault if the performance metrics say your bad at your job, they're just being applied fairly.
Happened to me. I was consistently caught up on all my projects but refused to buy into all the HR diversity and was constantly arguing with my micromanager boss about it. They refused to let me lateral to another position and hired a diversity hire straight out of college instead. Got a borderline performance review for not being a team player at the end of the year and they surprised pikachu face when I took a job at another company 4 weeks later.
They are rare now because of over saturation of desperate H1Bs. They always want to see you in person so they could make sure you weren't looking up shit online, and now they can demand it. Sort of the same reason College Degree is back on the HR filter, as it filters out most foreigners.
Funny enough my current company has an exception buried in the rules that 10 years of experience at the company can be substituted for a college degree in some cases. The entire HR team at our plant, with the exception of the HR manager, is made up of a bunch of 40-60 year old guys who either got tired of the work or medically couldn’t do it but could still work. They do a wonderful job filtering out the bullshit. Specialist jobs like engineers and chemists still require a degree but most of the production line middle management doesn’t have a degree.
 
It will be interesting to see what ships stay afloat after all is said and done along with learning how bloated some industries are.
Its going to be catastrophic across the board, in a wild way to watch. Entire semesters of business courses in the future are likely to be dedicated to this period.

The biggest immediate and obvious casualty of the venture capital spigot turning off is anything that was relying on the "spend to grow consumer reach" model. From fast food delivery to meal services to streaming to a thousand small service apps (Honey, Incogni, etc) to attempted market busters like Harry's, manscaped, etc. All of these guys shoveled venture capital money into underpricing their services and HUGE marketing spends, aiming to dominate the space then capitalize on that dominance to command prices and make the market profitable. A naive vision in hindsight, as companies like doordash are learning the hard way that it doesn't matter how few competitors there are in the space or how big their marketing spend is, nobody is interested in paying $20 for a $8 burger to be delivered to their house lukewarm by a greasy pajeet. Many markets never should have existed in the first place, and are going to die off, simple as that.

The interesting knock-on effect to that is anyone who's business model is primarily based around advertisements is about to have a really fucking bad time. See, all this venture capital money being dumped into marketing spend lead to a huge explosion of demand, and an equal explosion in supply. Everyone had to crank up their advertising spend just to keep the same basic campaigns. 'Normal' companies like food manufacturers, cheap clothing brands etc had to spend more just to keep up, and with all this money sloshing around the number of theoretically financially viable businesses exploded off the back of ad supported models - customers got it for 'free' and you raked in inflated ad spend from everyone, because they were desperate and had a budget of Yes.

Problem is that budget of "Yes" is gone, and you now have a huge supply of advertising, at the same time you have a complete crash in spend. And worse, everyone who's previous "acquire customers, then monetize later" plan just caught fire has tried to pivot to "ok we have a huge customer base, can we advertise to them instead to capture this spend?" and are flooding the market even further. You can now have the privilege of paying Amazon or Disney a subscription fee to watch advertisements on their streaming service. When I get lazy and order in some Uber Eats, the order details section has been pushed down and they serve ads in that window instead. And even the inflated ad spend from the non-VC companies is collapsing - If your business model was dependent on actually making and selling goods to the consumer, like processed foods, you've likely been hit hard by the inflation crisis. Your customers are less interested in spending, and due to the news cycles they're much more aware of some of your bag of tricks like shrinkflation, and aren't falling for it. Consumers are hungry for deals, and tens of cents on the pricing is now far more valuable in the store than any advertising share - And shaving the marketing budget to cover a product cost cut is an easy decision at this point.

Digital services aren't doing much better - Most digital services are either entertainment or convenience. Convenience is falling apart because people can't really afford it, and its very easy to put off and fuck off with. Enterprising consumers often find free alternatives and ride them into their eventual graves rather than paying for the same service, or just steal software solutions entirely. And there's the slowly looming but unstoppable free open source software space - In normal markets, they're always too far behind or too niche to matter, but when you've just been badly reinventing the wheel for decades, the free slowpokes can and will catch up, and there's more quality, completely free alternatives for shit than ever before - and you can't compete with free and good at the same time. Entertainment isn't doing much better, budgets are out of control and consumers aren't very interested in most of what's being made - This goes for streaming shows and services, video games, and other digital entertainment mediums, but I do exclude film and broadcast tv from this. They're facing a somewhat insurmountable issue of saturation - Consumers only need so much new shit to be entertained, and everything old is new again - a show you watched once four years ago is fresh today, same for a game. There's now decades of content to scrape over to pluck the best of the best out of, and it'd take a new consumer many years to binge it all out. This means only the best of the best that's created today really stands a chance - you don't need to merely beat some 5/7 perfect score star wars tv show today, but you need to beat the best of sci-fi from the last forty years. You don't need to just beat forespokens limp offering to get gamers attention, you need to beat the quality bar of action from Vanquished, at the price point of Fortnite, with the content depth of Path of Exile - or you'll be forgotten, they'll keep playing other shit. There's been some looming interest in trying to fix this by cranking budgets even higher and making the difference up with advertising, but that'll likely never come to pass just by virtue of the previously mentioned advertising crunch, well before gamers have a chance to reject it.

But this rolls up into the biggest players like Google, who's business model depends massively on advertising of services and goods to pay the bills. So much so, that they're looking at ways to more aggressively monetize and retain traffic in their main eye catcher, Google Search - Even to the extent of their AI work to try and answer questions without routing traffic away at all. Unfortunately, they suck at this shit, and its blowing up in their faces, and now consumers are doubtful of the effectiveness of their main eye catcher, and while its far from dire, googles foundations haven't been this shaky since before Android launched and secured them an ironclad second business pillar. Advertising is collapsing both in the money being dumped into it, and soon to be a collapse in the places to advertise - this won't help with the pricing issue though, as advertisers will not pay more to be shown in less places.

And when a giant like Google is on shaky legs, everyone in the investor space who didn't already back out starts to cool a bit on the whole tech ecosystem - if players like Google are showing signs of struggle, just imagine how everyone downstream is doing? There's a lot of shoring up and hedging of investment in perceived 'known winners' and a huge amount of risk aversion right now since nobody knows what'll break or how it'll play out.

For the average tech company though? Well now you can't make money off wild VC gambits. You can't make money off gathering eyes and selling Advertisements. You can't make money off selling digital goods or services. You can't make money off regular investor expectations, they're too distorted. The only spigot left is Business to Business, and that only works as long as all the other business is healthy to sell to - I would imagine that internal market is struggling heavily with future projections as well, but they're going to be the last in the chain to die, since they've done a good job at making themselves integral to everyone else operating.
 
Laid-off tech workers advised to sell plasma, personal belongings to survive

Exactly how many "marketing writers" do companies need? And what makes them a "tech worker" in the first place?
This is one of the thing that always confuses me about some industries. I was just sorting through a heap of mail. And 3040% of it is glossy marketing "Wellness" crap from my health insurance company and the large local hospital chain. How many overpaid marketing shills are producing these glossy landfill waste products that nobody, absolutely nobody ever reads?

How much is wasted on whole job divisions producing nothing of value, like this?
 

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Press S to spit. Learn to code, journoscum.

Funny enough my current company has an exception buried in the rules that 10 years of experience at the company can be substituted for a college degree in some cases. The entire HR team at our plant, with the exception of the HR manager, is made up of a bunch of 40-60 year old guys who either got tired of the work or medically couldn’t do it but could still work. They do a wonderful job filtering out the bullshit. Specialist jobs like engineers and chemists still require a degree but most of the production line middle management doesn’t have a degree.
Most places have that. Before pandemic/early days of pandemic there was a huge techworker drought and places were doing 1:1 experience to replace years of degree.
Now, even if the policy is on the books, it doesn't matter as your job is auto-filtered by the HR software if a college degree isn't on there. Sometimes an associates saves you, some of them have gone to just started > /dev/null resumes if its not a 4 year degree.

It took about a decade for the the 4 year degree to stop being a hard/semi hard requirement.

Well reading this thread just makes me realize that the tech industry was very much propped up by near zero interest rates along with generous VC funding and now that's drying up. It will be interesting to see what ships stay afloat after all is said and done along with learning how bloated some industries are.
Sort of. This just another impending DotCom bust.
I mean nearly exactly all the way to the advertising over spend.

You will have some big failures like when Pets.com ate shit, but internet business didn't go away. Silly Valley sadly didn't turn into a ghost town (though SF is now a shanty town out of a 3rd world shithole complete with street shitting).

And the dotcom boom was presaged by innumerable chip & component booms and busts. And the bay area just keeps on getting more and more terrible to live and work.

attempted market busters like Harry's
Harry's and Dollar Shave Club already achieved their aims, which was to threaten established business enough to be bought out. the FTC though shat the bed of Harry's getting acquired.
 
This is one of the thing that always confuses me about some industries. I was just sorting through a heap of mail. And 3040% of it is glossy marketing "Wellness" crap from my health insurance company and the large local hospital chain. How many overpaid marketing shills are producing these glossy landfill waste products that nobody, absolutely nobody ever reads?

How much is wasted on whole job divisions producing nothing of value, like this?
How many bodies Elon kick to the curb when he took over Twiter? Yet it seems to be chugging along just fine.
 
"You have to come back to the office, wagie."
"Why?"
"Because we spent a lot of money on commercial real estate."
"Why?"
"So you could come back to the office, wagie."

Fuck that noise. Fuck in person, fuck hybrid, fuck getting up an hour early for a 2 minute meeting where I tell some overpaid project manager 2 sentences of "what did you do yesterday and what are you doing today", fuck some middle management retard bitching that there's been a small frequency reduction of typing noises from my quarter of the cubicle, fuck Karen and Laqueefa looking over my shoulder for microaggressions, fuck thinking in person collaboration is better because idk it just is okay!?

Every job that can be done remote, should, and anybody who thinks otherwise should kill themselves.
 
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