"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
Happy Daddy Rape Day everyone!
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I'm sure Phil has something edgy and cringe filled planned!
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Daddy Rape day is my favorite holiday. It's one of his most comical lies and how it exploded from him being a bully, to I got held down and used as a fleshlight is so over the top. It's like a bad fishing story but instead of going from a small bass to a big bass he went from a fucking minow to I reeled in the Statue of Liberty.

Peak tatters moment. RIP Angelo you served this nation, your seed failed and gave us many laughs. A better man than your son.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Daddy Rape day is my favorite holiday. It's one of his most comical lies and how it exploded from him being a bully, to I got held down and used as a fleshlight is so over the top. It's like a bad fishing story but instead of going from a small bass to a big bass he went from a fucking minow to I reeled in the Statue of Liberty.

Peak tatters moment. RIP Angelo you served this nation, your seed failed and gave us many laughs. A better man than your son.
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I like the poem he wrote about it. So beautifully autistic. The best bit is when he directly quotes from Pocahontas.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Most people who had such a horrible experience and trauma like rape are want to forget it and erased it from their memory,

but not Phil, he basically makes a celebration day about it!
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He has to as it gives him an excuse to be an asshole to everybody and he feels it gives him oppression points.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Most people who had such a horrible experience and trauma like rape are want to forget it and erased it from their memory,

but not Phil, he basically makes a celebration day about it!
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That’s because Phil has never actually been raped. He fantasizes about it, but nobody can tolerate that filthy, shit encrusted ass or his tiny little baby dick or that hairy, greasy back.

Phil has never been raped, but he fantasizes about it; but since his antifa ass patters all tell him how horrible rape is, he has to turn his fantasies into horrible, traumatic events. So he keeps going out of his way to talk about daddy rape day while trying to tell people how horrible it is that he’s always reminded of daddy rape day. It’s a weird paradox that only works in his twisted autistic little brain.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I like the poem he wrote about it. So beautifully autistic. The best bit is when he directly quotes from Pocahontas.
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I remember that day,
The Fourth of July Nineteen-Ninety-Seven.
I was defiled by the man,
I was supposed to call 'Father' .

Under those Stars and Stripes
Red, White, and Blue.
It would be the perfect day no one will believe,
Sexual Assault would happened to you.

I guess the word "America" means "freedom" - as in,
"free to rape your fucking eleven-year-old kid" .
I was but a piece of meat,
For him to pound and rip and play.
He radiated sweaty heat
As he bent me over, and was forced to obey.

Like White European Settlers,
He colonized and violated my body,
As if it were land,
a dead thing you can claim.
Maybe I displayed effeminate behavior,
and therefore he decided to have his way with me.

I remember that day,
The Fourth of July Nineteen-Ninety-Seven.
I was defiled by the man,
I was supposed to call 'Father' .

He touched my gentials and my torso
and viced my wrists,
as fireworks exploded along the Delaware,
in Philadelphia that night.
Right on the waterfront,
At Penn's Landing to be exact.

I found the courage to report it to the police,
it went to court in Woodbury, New Jersey.
On August Twelveth, Nineteen-Ninety-Seven , My twelveth birthday.
The Fucking Judge Tomasello, let the bastard walk free.

The court said "My mother and I made this up"
I was blamed for telling the truth
The State protects that patriarchal bastard-of-a-prepetrator,
who lied his way out of jail.

I guess that crack in that Liberty Bell,
shows how fucked up the American Injustice System really is.
I was shamed and ridiculed,
And ostracized from my community.
I cut myself on my shoulder, cut out my first birthmark with scissors,
and attempted suicide several times during my teenage years.


I hated my Male Body,
I didn't want to be a boy anymore, more so after the rape.
So I did something about it years later,
but that's a whole other story I'll get into later.

So this and every Fourth of July: past, present, and future.
Please don't fly those Stars and Stripes for me,
and tell me it represents freedom, its fucking bullshit.
 
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Positron said:
At Penn's Landing to be exact.
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Positron said:
it went to court in Woodbury, New Jersey.
On August Twelveth, Nineteen-Ninety-Seven ,
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Positron said:
So I did something about it years later,
but that's a whole other story I'll get into later.
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It’s the irrelevant details that really make it for me.
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
Someone made a documentary on this psycho but they just kinda dropped off. Whatever happened to this freak? Are they completely homeless now or what? No one outside of the farms seems to even mention them.
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He got old and boring. Sic semper lolcows.
 
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