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Steinercard said:
I missed yesterday, from watching some archives it seems like Alex Stein sucked the fun out of everything by being cringe, forced, and unfunny.

Jimmy's sperg out was good content though. Jet is such an idiot he still hasn't realised poking the Standard Yu-Gi-Oh player template known as Jimmy is going to eventually end acrimoniously. Jimmy will bludgeon a woman to death in his lifetime.
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jimmy will have his reasons.

 
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They gave Letty a bucket of ketchup and a stick from the woods to use as a utensil. She was happy with this until she learned it'd been left out overnight, so she gave it to Greg instead.

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A man wearing an iFunny mask ran up to the camp screaming about iFunny. This distracted the party, leading to a few being downed in the subsequent vamp attack.

Taylor promised Vance silver if he apologizes to DJ for calling him gay and a furry when he's actually a werewolf. Vance tries to rope in the other Fish and they're planning an apology. Taylor says they need to seem genuine and make it seem like she didn't put them up to it.

Jon bursts into camp with several townspeople in tow. They've come together to try to kick the party out of Schitty for being gross and destructive. Jon is citing the rules. They prohibit players from disrespecting mods. By calling him gay, they've broken the rules. He calls this 'fail RP' rather than a rule infraction. But Jon is not an admin so he can't ban anyone. Vance argues that if someone is actually being gay, calling them gay can't be considered disrespectful. Jon has determined to place a warning on Jimmy's account.

Jimmy tardrage on Jon seems imminent. There it is. He's torn up the rules and is yelling at Jon. Vance has to physically restrain him. Jimmy has been threatened with a 24 hour ban if he gets another warning. Jet comes over the loud speaker asking for Jon and Jimmy to be separated.






Several Fish agree that they wish Cole were present. Letty claims they asked him on but he refused. "Cole, you wanna come on?" flashes across the viewer's screens.

Jimmy continues to seethe while Jon seems fine. Jimmy is angry about Jon being a mod. Sodaman empathizes, saying that faggot mods are inevitable. He says that if you play Space Station 14 [sic], your mod might be a tranny, for instance.

Things calmed down fairly quickly. The separation is lifted and Xavier takes Jon and Jimmy out into the woods. He is ready to part with the Crystal Cluster and will give it to the first one to get a girl in town to kiss them.
 

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I think it's a bit late for Cole to come on, he'd be funnier as a freeloader in season 3 that none of the new fish know how to deal with. Also Jimmy and Jon butting heads is the one thing I've been waiting for even before I knew Xavier was a thing. Finally some peak content. To try and mend the situation a bit, Soda man has arrived to tell Jimmy to treat Jon "like a tranny mod". He mentions how some servers of space station 14 have 'tranny mods that you have to dance around because you enjoy playing the game'. Jimmy agrees but everyone also agrees Jon learned nothing from the encounter other than stay a few feet farther away from Jimmy.
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Jimmy blaming Jon for them sucking at the game is hilarious lol. The only time they do anything is when theyre told to. I got a good laugh of Xavier talking to them about Jon and asking them if they had maybe done something to upset him, and Jimmy day absolutely nothing forgetting his teammates betraying him. God bless Jon for using his mod powers to annoy and harass the fish lol, seeing him laughing while Jimmy tardrages out was great.
Edit: did they lose Tai's revolver? Jimmy having it was a rule violation and I think they confiscated it but I'm not sure.
 
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JawnClawdVanDamn said:
Jimmy is going to end up in jail for assault at some point in his life. Dude has zero control.
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Everything that makes Jimmy so great to watch on Fishtank makes him a complete menace in real life. He's going to blow up the wrong person who won't put up with his shit and get seriously hurt or killed. Or he'll hit a woman and get jailtime.
 
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KingFrampt said:
Cole said he doesn't want to be in the spotlight a long time ago
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As much as I love Cole for being the funniest part of season 2, he's a special brand of stupid. He wobbles back and forth too much. One day he's talking about how Jet is a retard and how he got kicked off for nothing, the next he's drinking in his car asking if he can get back on the next season. I don't care to watch fish after a season they're featured on, but apparently he skipped hard on the JC or whatever her name was the moment he got a chance to walk away. It's a 50/50 depending on his MOOD when he sees the messages if he shows or not
 
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