Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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This guy just had to get arrested right before I finish this project :lossmanjack:
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I'm going to post it anyway. I made a rom hack for Pokemon Red themed around Bossman. After one night of extreme violence, you punch a hole in your wall so deep that it reaches into another dimension. Enter it, and find that you are transported to a world of gambling. Gamble for funds, build a team, and defeat the head rigger so you can purchase your Magic Rocks.

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Boolean Bitch said:
Well.... Bossman DID confess to his audience about using hard drugs daily and needing to be held accountable because he wanted to quit. To me it sounds like his wish was granted, monkey-paw style.

Regardless who the crackhead actually threw hands with, it's pretty clear that the element which set this in motion was RatBro. Less than 72 hours after he moves in, the equilibrium in the house is disturbed. If I were to throw in my guess of what set it off, it was probably Andrew confronting Austin on the noise. "Unlike some people around here.... SOME of us actually have to get up in the morning to GO TO WORK!" And, of course that would make Austin feel some sort of way. He either could have been offended that Andrew's trying to 'take over' the house, or how DARE he suggest that Austin's online gambling (with sponsorships!) isn't a real job. Eh, it could have gone a hundred different ways. Still, it all starts with Andrew.

I bet BossMom has already received half a dozen collect calls from Austin telling her about how hard this is for him, how this time he wants to get clean, accusing her of choosing her other son over him, not loving him, etc. Anything to get bailed out. For her sake, I hope BossMom leaves the phone of the hook for the next several days.
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Given the last message he sent in discord it could also be that he was trying to “do something stupid” which resulted in a fight

All this speculation is killing me, he needs to get out so he can eventually spill the beans
 
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I was going to reupload the alternative music edit of the Door Towel goodbye video to the tune of 'Time To Say Goodbye', suddenly I got curious as to when the towel on the door came down to facilitate the door installation... February 19th...

Ratdad had 4 and a half months to install that door since the towel came down and still couldn't get it done :story:

Anyway, Bossman edit of Time to Say Goodbye would be fitting in this dark time :(
 
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MadStan said:
Bossman will be ordered to a 12 month controlled drug rehab program, with a minimum confined intake period of 6 months. I do not think he will serve any jail time beyond the current and during the time of his controlled release to the program.
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I'd agree if he wasn't already on probation, but since he is I think they'll throw the book at him.
 
TheMovieGuy said:
I'd agree if he wasn't already on probation, but since he is I think they'll throw the book at him.
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I'm not sure how it works when you get a suspended sentence and are also sentenced to probation longer than the suspended sentence, then violate probation after the term of the suspended sentence has been passed. In this case 5 years suspended sentence, 10 years probation. But I think there's a possibility that he could end up getting sentenced for the rest of his probation, which would be ~13 months. Or he could skip getting time for the probation violation, and instead be jailed (or not) for the new crimes. Or the judge could go nuclear on his wigger ass. Judges have pretty wide latitude here
 
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Midnight Cooking said:
This guy just had to get arrested right before I finish this project :lossmanjack:
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I'm going to post it anyway. I made a rom hack for Pokemon Red themed around Bossman. After one night of extreme violence, you punch a hole in your wall so deep that it reaches into another dimension. Enter it, and find that you are transported to a world of gambling. Gamble for funds, build a team, and defeat the head rigger so you can purchase your Magic Rocks.

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I know what I'm doing with my next days off now
 
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DickMain said:
So I don't know bossman lore, and as much as I feel bad for his folks, is Bossman being the way Bossman is because of his upbringing?
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No, his brother is normal. Austin has admitted multiple times that he was raised right during cry sessions. His parents are middle class Southern folks who seemed to have raised him with pretty sterotypical conservative Christrian values you'd expect to find. There are times where you see him go through the motions of Southern politeness for instance. Austin chose a life of niggerdom at some point in high school, perhaps before, for unknown reasons.

They are responsible for enabling him. I ca see it from there perspective to a certain degree, but this was always going to happen unless they tried to force a change instead of coddling him. Maybe something worse would have happened if they pushed him, maybe not.
 
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Caleb Hammer interviews fat gay baby Austin. Guy is 22 and has a $22k limit Amex he uses to Zelle money to people so he can "pay bills" with the cash they send him. Admitted degenerate gambler. "Stopped gambling for a few months" = only played 20/40 house games of poker because that's not actually gambling. I'm only 10 minutes in but it's Boss adjacent at the very least so far.

 
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Got Milk! said:
Caleb Hammer interviews fat gay baby Austin. Guy is 22 and has a $22k limit Amex he uses to Zelle money to people so he can "pay bills" with the cash they send him. Admitted degenerate gambler. "Stopped gambling for a few months" = only played 20/40 house games of poker because that's not actually gambling. I'm only 10 minutes in but it's Boss adjacent at the very least so far.

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lol that kid looks like a pooner
 
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TheMovieGuy said:
I'd agree if he wasn't already on probation, but since he is I think they'll throw the book at him.
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Nah. Not the book.

I know a guy who was on probation and got arrested for drug possession and they ordered him to rehab - that or go to jail just earlier this year. He took the rehab. It's been 9 years since Austin's probation started and the offenses are not substantial. They will not throw the book at him.
 
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