Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Where are you seeing this? No certificate of representation has been filed in her case yet.

You're right! She has representation for the family matter, but still nothing public for the criminal. I corrected my statement.

 

[Lord of Kiwis]

If it was just poor, urban people abusing drugs, the US illicit drug trade wouldn't be so massive.

I hate to break it to you, but the average opioid addict has a lot of spending money and lives in the burbs.

I should have clarified a bit better - in the circles those kids run in, that stuff is hidden. When it happens, it doesn’t get talked about around children. They may notice that suddenly they don’t see someone anymore, but they wouldn’t be told why.

 

[Heed Not]

I want to know who the fuck told him a Mustang is good.

Real American patriots of means get a Viper (which he'd die in) or a Ford GT (which he couldn't afford). As always Nick's "big fish in a small pond" ambitions took him from the top of his circle to out of his depth with the real money.

 

[anionfarflung]

Now that there is a lull, I wonder how this played into the psychosocial dynamics of the Rekieta family:

I did a search of the thread and nothing jumped out at me. I'm sure if this was talked about before it has been a while.

Nick's female first cousin on his dad's side is an attorney. From what I can see, she is a successful one.
Melanie (Rekieta) Ladhabhoy is the name. If you google her under either her maiden name or her married name you will find cases.



License is currently inactive (which isn't due to some punishment). She probably decided to focus on kids.


It's even more of a shame for Bob in comparison to his brother Paul's kids when you see Melanie's husband.

JP Morgan, Duke undergrad STEM degree and Cornell Law JD.

OUCH

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[Angry Crustacean]

The fact Nick spends his money on toys instead of putting the money to work for him is the best indication how he has failed to mature into adulthood. He's just a child playing with toys at age 43.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

>YouTube videos

Now is a very good time to archive shit.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@ChromaQuack

My other issue is that if you bought yourself a nice toy it’s your first one, go used and then use the money you save to buy a beater for the 16 year old. Let the 16 year-old tool around with you in the car and let them fuck around in it a bit.

Used cars are not inherently fucking bad. Most people I know who are into cars rarely buy new. Most will buy after a lawyer or dentist sells it after a divorce or their first fender bender when the wife freaks out.
I wouldn’t buy new unless you are going to ride that car until it dies.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Contemporary sources that fed into the OP quoted over 100k USD.

Even in his choice of cars Rackets is a fucktarded trust fund junkie. 100k could have put him in a nice mid range Ferrari.

 

[AnOminous]

Several times I spotted people working under him a meth heads within one minute of interacting with them.

Note this very thread. Almost everyone who said, way before the reveal, "this dude is on coke," and I mean before he was literally on stream with cocaine visibly on his nose, had some experience with it.

Do we remember that the oldest wanted Kayla to teach him how to drive?

I thought this was some clinginess and being tied to apron strings, but Nick might have shown signs of impaired driving much earlier...

Maybe even the naive oldest who didn't understand that diving nose first into a mountain of white powder might mean someone is on cocaine realized that "okay first you take a few belts of scotch" isn't a good driving lesson.

 

[keke]

Note this very thread. Almost everyone who said, way before the reveal, "this dude is on coke," and I mean before he was literally on stream with cocaine visibly on his nose, had some experience with it.

Even on Kino Casino, Warski said multiple times early on that Nick was on coke.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Even in his choice of cars Rackets is a fucktarded trust fund junkie. 100k could have put him in a nice mid range Ferrari.

As others have said, he was impatient to get something NAOW!, and he also wanted something flashy, so this is what he got...

 

[Goatchoker]

I should have clarified a bit better - in the circles those kids run in, that stuff is hidden. When it happens, it doesn’t get talked about around children. They may notice that suddenly they don’t see someone anymore, but they wouldn’t be told why.

I worked in a high COL area in my state at a skate shop for many years and the amount of “dads” coming in for last minutes gifts after stumbling over from the bar was insane at holidays they also really liked cocaine. I knew the kids because we were a safe zone for the lil shits. But it was wild to witness.

Nick is that type of dad. 0 connection with the kids. They are a burden to him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

As others have said, he was impatient to get something NAOW!, and he also wanted something flashy, so this is what he got...

If you're gonna get that sort of car I wouldn't get a new one they look like shit.
The 70's ones looked better personally

My Uncle used to have the same sort of car Kowalski had on Vanishing Point, I think it was a Dodge Challenger?
His was a hemi though I think the one on the movie was a 440.
It was a fucking machine. I wouldn't have one myself, I like PickUps (Ram 3500 all the way) but it sounded fucking mean, it growled handled like shit though if you didn't know what you were doing. He never let me drive it.
Nick would probably kill himself in it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Real American patriots of means get a Viper (which he'd die in) or a Ford GT (which he couldn't afford).

He bought a 2023 model car. New. Both of those out of production. Viper in 2017, and Ford GT in 2022.

I have a feeling Nick wouldn't be caught dead buying a used car. It's not his "style."

Another funny thing is Nick knows basically fuck all about cars. Just like he knows little about anime. He thinks the Corvette is "outdated," and his Shelby 500 is carbureted. The gun guys he was telling the lingerie party story to made fun of him for that last one.

Even in his choice of cars Rackets is a fucktarded trust fund junkie. 100k could have put him in a nice mid range Ferrari.

See above. There's no new Ferrari that can be had for 100k.

Also, can you imagine him in an older mid-engined one, without traction control aids, not knowing how to handle snap oversteer, in Minnesota winters, and with him driving like an total asshole?

Yeah, he's dead.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick used the same tactic with Kayla, pretending to be Gay to sneak into her orbit, but (as far as we all know) never sucked a dick.

Nick is gay like Dax Herrera. He'll suck a dick but only if it's big and black enough.

With a (more) objective eye now, that story was such a red flag.

That and so many others like beating small animals to death with hammers and drowning skunks. I never even sent this fag any money and I feel like a sucker and a fool and bitterly resent this fucking scumbag for fooling me. I can't deny my MATI status.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick is gay like Dax Herrera. He'll suck a dick but only if it's big and black enough.

Nick's from the 'hood. He's always happy to give back to the Black community...
Thats why he lends out his our wife.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He bought a 2023 model car. New. Both of those out of production. Viper in 2017, and Ford GT in 2022.

I have a feeling Nick wouldn't be caught dead buying a used car. It's not his "style."

Another funny thing is Nick knows basically fuck all about cars. Just like he knows little about anime. He thinks the Corvette is "outdated," and his Shelby 500 is carbureted. The gun guys he was telling the lingerie party story to made fun of him for that last one.


See above. There's no new Ferrari that can be had for 100k.

Also, can you imagine him in an older mid-engined one, without traction control aids, not knowing how to handle snap oversteer, in Minnesota winters, and with him driving like an total asshole?

Yeah, he's dead.

Very good point. When I bought my mid life crisis car, I knew a second hand Ferrari was better for my conscience and it’s still a fun car, even though it’s getting on in years.

 

[AnOminous]

I want to know who the fuck told him a Mustang is good. I doubt it was Branca as Branca seems to actually know cars and motorcycles. I beat it was that retard Camelot, if it wasn’t Nick wanting to prove he’s black.

As a massive homosexual, he gravitated to a car that screams "I SUCK COCK!"

Considering Fat Rick also has one, I think the Mustang is the official vehicle of lolcows with more money than brains. Of course if you even had a pocket full of pennies you'd have more money than brains as a lolcow.

If it was just poor, urban people abusing drugs, the US illicit drug trade wouldn't be so massive.

I hate to break it to you, but the average opioid addict has a lot of spending money and lives in the burbs.

Street dealers make their KFC money selling to niggas buying five dollar rocks every couple hours. The ones who drive pimpmobiles sell to degens handing them stacks of Benjamins for an ounce at a time.

As always Nick's "big fish in a small pond" ambitions took him from the top of his circle to out of his depth with the real money.

Shut the fuck up Donny Nicky! You're out of your element!

 

[Heed Not]

He bought a 2023 model car. New. Both of those out of production. Viper in 2017, and Ford GT in 2022.

Oh yeah, I know they are both extinct cars but that hasn't stopped based men from obtaining them. More based than Nick could be with his /r/notjustbikes tier auto enthusiasm.

And there was a snowball's chance in hell he could get the 2nd gen GT, I meant the '05 5.4L version.

He should have just gotten a G-Wagen. Just as rapper-core and he could at least pretend he hauls the kids in it.

 

[Sretan Božo]

They also add a sponsor for raid shadow legends and add an outro slide saying "don't forget to like and subscribe and hit the bell notification so you don't miss out on any new bodycam footage"

Don't forget the ridiculously loud, distorted, 5 second clip from crawling by Lincoln Park on repeat.