🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

The CQ has been answered by the Guntermensch in a very coherent and convincing statement.

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So he did abandon his cats fleeing from the hurricane. That whole "cats are made for hot weather" statement means he didnt even bother to leave the AC on. Keep in mind they both hate each other (one stays locked up and the other cuddles up with Ralph while he sleeps from what I remember Ralph saying last night). God what a pathetic faggot. Leaves his cats behind because he got scurred to do drugs in a hotel in Mexico City.

 

[Rage Pig]

Hahahahahahaha, he was sober, alogs felted, Ralphamale always wins!

 

[Cad an Hell]

Hahahahahahaha, he was sober, alogs felted, Ralphamale always wins!
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Delusional.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

That's a more insane cope than the old Cozy days where they would all say he just had the flu

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Hahahahahahaha, he was sober, alogs felted, Ralphamale always wins!
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ITS NAWT TRUUUU

 

[Nate Higgers]

That whole "cats are made for hot weather" statement means he didnt even bother to leave the AC on.

“Iss nawt evun…hawt…ou’saah”

 

[Gangster Talk]

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The "Biden defense"

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Here's the video of him trying to explain himself.


I'm stating the obvious, but with the whole "I flew to Mexico City just for the Rekieta thing", it just really shows he's afraid of the hurricane.

 

[AltisticRight]

BISH I DUNN SCUUUURRRRR OF NO CAT 5 HURRUUCANE DIEEEE
*Absconds to Mexico City*
*Abandons his cats too*

Fat pussy. How weak.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He had to move the desk! Only on da keelstream will you have someone move the desk! The hardest of work!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's so obvious what happened. Ralph was nervous about hosting Rekieta so he got shitfaced to deal with the anxiety. He likely mixed his Xannies with his liquor which made him more fucked up.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

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Here's the video of him trying to explain himself.


I'm stating the obvious, but with the whole "I flew to Mexico City just for the Rekieta thing", it just really shows he's afraid of the hurricane.

At the very end of the stream he made a off hand comment "At least im not gonna die to a hurricane" Or something to that effect.
Wish I could confirm but at least for me his rumble vod was set to private/restricted.

Edit. He just has the rackets part up. I wonder why?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So much to unpack from that picture. The shitty shade, the two pillows on the standard chair, the overextended power cords, the tchotchkes on top of the entertainment center, the water cooler without a tank... I'm guessing a airbnb, probably close to where he stayed last time, unless he actually found someone dumb enough to crash at their place (across the language barrier).

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Trying to justify yourself by whining that you were tired and had to move a desk is not very Ralphamale behaviour. Buddy, are you okay?

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Just like Sleepy Joe, he just needed a power nap. All that desk moving had him exhausted if you want to know the truth. That two hour flight had him jetlagged so stop saying he was drunk, gaylogs!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

It's so obvious what happened. Ralph was nervous about hosting Rekieta so he got shitfaced to deal with the anxiety. He likely mixed his Xannies with his liquor which made him more fucked up.

I'm not saying there wasn't any booze involved, but this was mainly him munching down on Xanax. He could barely string a sentence together at times.

He's gotta be careful, because if he slips back into popping pills like he was doing just before Pantsu fled the stable it could easily kill this nigga.

 

[Null]

wee li'l babe had to pop xannies because he was sooooo scared of the cane, but still managed to sit up in a big boy chair and stream! so impressive

 

[Butwhythough2]

The Ralphamale more like the Ralphabitch, he didn't even give Nick softball questions, he gave him teeball questions.

 

[AltisticRight]

Imagine having to prop up the chair via TWO cushions because you're so short, in Meheeecoh where the average height is like 5'6''. How SHAMEFUL. What a midget-sized tic tac piggy, plus sized everywhere yet short enough to never worry about ceilings in closets.

Tiny whiney and irrelevant piggy. Moving a desk is hard work you see.