Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I made a rom hack for Pokemon Red themed around Bossman. After one night of extreme violence, you punch a hole in your wall so deep that it reaches into another dimension. Enter it, and find that you are transported to a world of gambling. Gamble for funds, build a team, and defeat the head rigger so you can purchase your Magic Rocks.

best 4th of July ever

Im gonna fuck a dude

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Nah. Not the book.

I know a guy who was on probation and got arrested for drug possession and they ordered him to rehab - that or go to jail just earlier this year. He took the rehab. It's been 9 years since Austin's probation started and the offenses are not substantial. They will not throw the book at him.

I wonder, but he also has a domestic. I think the context around the domestic would be important, him taking a swing at his brother is different than taking a swing at mom or dad.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

LOLCOW OF THE FUCKING YEAR IF YOU DONT VOTE FOR BOSSMAN YOU ARENT A REAL FARMER.

a violent crackhead being arrested for being a violent crackhead is the least surprising activity ever

so if he wants to beat the other contenders he had better not pull some "I can't talk about it on stream" bullshit

 

[Sneeds]

Bossman and Chris breaking out of prison and getting a ride

 

[McSneaks]

So since he was on probation already he's definitely going to jail for a couple years now. Probably the best thing for him, unless he gets in debt doin coin flip gamblin while in the slamma.

He better hope not because the only sponsorship in jail is going to be for his asshole

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Boss gonna get clean and face his addictions. He'll come back home a changed man for the better, stop the gamba, tell his family he loves them, and apologize for all the mom's pussies he's ruined. He'll start going to church, meet a nice girl, and have

Bossman and Chris breaking out of prison and getting a ride
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The good ending.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Is there any chance Austin is back streaming at his parents' place this year? Even if Ratdad wants to have him back?

I'm already missing funny clips.

 

[Hot Potato]

Think about the dynamic in that household at the moment. Austin is fresh off his 200k++ loss, lost his sponsor, lost more free money, is in a sustained crack psychosis and is at the height of his paranoia because of trolls/addiction/mental illness/embarrassment. BossmAndrew is having problems with his own family and is forced to return home, and you know he has had several conversations with Ratdad about Austin being a druggie POS and the problems it causes. He saw Austin's room, the junkie wares all over the floor, broken shit, Austin has lost ~20lbs in the last couple months, and he stays up all night screaming and slamming shit. He talks to his parents like less than garbage. It could've been as simple as Austin yelling at Ratdad and his brother telling him to knock it off, and like eddie, the switch flipped and paranoid cracked-out austin started fighting with Ratbro for making him feel weird and not loving him. Scuffles happen.

What I'm really curious about is who called the police? Considering his parents are absolute tier 1 failures and the definitive example of enablers, I have a hard time seeing bossmom or ratdad making that call.

I think there is some chance his parents were the ones who called. I think this is pretty much exactly how it happened, but I think his parents may have drawn the line when their son got punched, even if it was their other son doing it. It really doesn't matter who called though, because when the cops got their, Ratdad and Bossmom must've backed up everything BossmAndrew said. They knew better than anyone what getting arrested would mean for Austin. If they didn't want him to be arrested they probably could have prevented it, but part of them must've known he needed it.

 

[Merry]

This guy just had to get arrested right before I finish this project
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I'm going to post it anyway. I made a rom hack for Pokemon Red themed around Bossman. After one night of extreme violence, you punch a hole in your wall so deep that it reaches into another dimension. Enter it, and find that you are transported to a world of gambling. Gamble for funds, build a team, and defeat the head rigger so you can purchase your Magic Rocks.

Man I'd love to see Josh play this on MATI tomorrow

 

[El President Camacho]

This next song request is from PepperJack and goes out to Bossmanjack. PepperJack writes, see you at the crossroads my nigga.


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He's not dead, just on a new arc. This is Bossman's Anthem

 

[MadStan]

I wonder, but he also has a domestic. I think the context around the domestic would be important, him taking a swing at his brother is different than taking a swing at mom or dad.

It's true he did something that qualified as domestic violence, but it wasn't a general member of the public and it makes a difference. I am not saying he won't do possible jail time, but the idea the judge would "throw the book at him" seems like a near impossibility, he didn't do anything to earn the ire of the judge, he didn't rob someone, steal a car, wasn't caught distributing etc. etc.

Having said that I've no idea if he did something so bad that someone went to hospital, but on the face of what we know, he isn't up for a kick in the head from the judge, but a slap for sure.

I'd say the streaming days are certainly over and we will pick up on BMJ in 6-12 months after he has completed rehab.

 

[Collections Agent]

It's been 9 years since Austin's probation started and the offenses are not substantial.

I was under the impression assault and battery is a serious charge

Also isn't crack possession a serious charge as well?

 

[Det. Sipovich]

It was a crazy ride. I hope he gets better. Perhaps some time without crack will do him some good.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'd say the streaming days are certainly over and we will pick up on BMJ in 6-12 months after he has completed rehab.

lol, he isn't completing rehab and we all know it. A week in county isn't going to buckbreak Austin. He might take a deal where he chooses rehab instead of prison, but that's not where the story ends.

 

[MadStan]

lol, he isn't completing rehab and we all know it. A week in county isn't going to buckbreak Austin. He might take a deal where he chooses rehab instead of prison, but that's not where the story ends.

Well like the guy I know who took 12 month rehab for an offense committed while on probation, you don't get to decide if you are going to complete it or not.

You complete it, or you go to jail. It's cut and dry, you walk out of the rehab, a warrant is issued and you go to jail for the full sentence, and then the judge will throw the book.

 

[break these cuffs]

You complete it, or you go to jail. It's cut and dry, you walk out of the rehab, a warrant is issued and you go to jail for the full sentence, and then the judge will throw the book.

Exactly. He can't make rational decisions at this point. Austin's existence has been divorced from reality for years. It's been drugs, gambling, and enablers. That's all he knows. He's not all of a sudden going to start following rules. I personally feel him not going to jail and going into rehab is where he becomes dangerous. He's impulsive, violent, and unhinged enough to make some kind of "I ain't going back" promise to himself.

 

[W00K #17]

If the drugs were found in the house, and it seems they were, could bossmom and ratdad be charged with something like disorderly house? They had to know Austin was using drugs, and they knowingly allowed him to possess and use drugs within their house. Like they kind of knew they were in possession of drugs by proxy, they knew illegal substances were under their roof and didn't do anything about it, is that possibly illegal?

I mention this while acknowledging I'm a moron who knows nothing about criminal law and I'm on my fifth independence day beer. To reiterate, I am retarded.

I'm gonna light fireworks now.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

So do we start calling him Homelessboy Jackass now or what? I imagine his parents are tired of this soylent waste of space ruining their lives by now and this will hopefully be the final straw for them to save themselves and kick this parasite to the curb.

 

[Clout $ Monei]

I hit a wall once.
Found a stud.

Bro it's so fucking RIGGED dude only 7 studs and they always put it on the first punch I swear it's such a fucking scam dude, this is SO WRONG.
Oh my god I just broke my hand I fucking hate my life bro oh well have a good night guys I'm gonna fuck a dude

 

[break these cuffs]

If the drugs were found in the house, and it seems they were, could bossmom and ratdad be charged with something like disorderly house? They had to know Austin was using drugs, and they knowingly allowed him to possess and use drugs within their house. Like they kind of knew they were in possession of drugs by proxy, they knew illegal substances were under their roof and didn't do anything about it, is that possibly illegal?

I mention this while acknowledging I'm a moron who knows nothing about criminal law and I'm on my fifth independence day beer. To reiterate, I am retarded.

I'm gonna light fireworks now.

I don't see the point when there is a crackhead with a criminal history causing domestic violence. DA like convictions and going after Bossmom and Ratdad when there is an obvious crackhead seems like a waste of money and not a sure. We don't even know what happened when the police arrived. Did Austin cop to the crack like Nick did to the coke? Was it found in Austin's room or on his person? Technically it's the parents' house and if there was ambiguity based on where it was found the DA could potentially try to fuck the parents I guess.