Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

November 30, 2023 just got recommended for me today, the very trustful LAWPOPE:

12:18, with the straightest indignant face: "there is this weird shit going on that my wife is a whore that they are reporting on, that I´m some cuck that likes to watch and get fucked by men but actually we are monogamous and we´ve only had sex with each other."
Few days later, the Imholtes were already streaming from the Balldo mansion...

 

[Captain Manning]

12:18, with the straightest indignant face: "there is this weird shit going on that my wife is a whore that they are reporting on, that I´m some cuck that likes to watch and get fucked by men but actually we are monogamous and we´ve only had sex with each other."

This stream still blows my mind.

In hindsight, what he's mainly mad about is the Farms got so much right. Not that the Farms got a lot wrong.

 

[Synechdoche]

My Uncle used to have the same sort of car Kowalski had on Vanishing Point, I think it was a Dodge Challenger?
It was a fucking machine. I wouldn't have one myself, I like PickUps (Ram 3500 all the way) but it sounded fucking mean, it growled handled like shit though if you didn't know what you were doing. He never let me drive it.
Nick would probably kill himself in it.

I love that car. Yes, it's a challenger.
If the car fairy showed up and I could wish for one car, it would be a factory new challenger from 1970. You want the one build before '74, because from then on they build a 6 cylinder motor in, not the 8 cylinder one.

And yeah, Balldo would kill himself in it.

 

[skol]

What Balldo should get is a motorcycle. Nothing screams „a manly man” is driving like zipping twice over the speed limit on a bike.
He should get a bike and especially drive when he’s still high or boozed up.
Now without kids he doesn’t need to take passengers anyways.
He should also stream his drives and go around roads with many trees on the sides.

 

[Heed Not]

Nick wouldn't even make it out of his driveway in one piece with a liter bike.

 

[变性黑鬼]

My absolute favorite part of the pillstream interview was watching Rekieta sit and stew, knowing that if he says anything bad about the situation that Ralph will fly into a slow-motion Hog Rage.

Nick: "Ralph, you seem a little out of it, are you alright?"

Ethan: "Ah... ah... alright?

...

How- how boutchuuuuuu...

Ah... ask your WHORE waaaaiiiff if she's alright...

She- ah... she's been takin' that DIIIIIICK."

He absolutely knows that Ralph is a literal landmine of narcissistic triggers, so he has to sit there and pretend he's not taking to a pilled-out moron.

 

[Strix454]

What Balldo should get is a motorcycle. Nothing screams „a manly man” is driving like zipping twice over the speed limit on a bike.

He actually seriously talked about getting a Ducati at one point.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

You're right! She has representation for the family matter, but still nothing public for the criminal. I corrected my statement.

Correct. They both have separate attorneys for the CHIPS case but for the criminal matter, nobody has filed a certificate of representation for Kayla.

What's interesting though is that in the papers posted by @MNPublicRecords2, it was the Barneswalker from Twitter and Locals Nick hired, Frank White, who sent the correspondence to the judge. It is not clear to me from the most recent documents whether the lawyer who represented Nick Rekieta at the hearing a month ago for the CHIPS case is still involved.

Meaning that, instead of paying 4 attorneys like people expected (two each for each of the family and criminal matters), it's possible that they're down to two: the Barneswalker who apparently got treated by the judge like a pro se clown - the judge's response in the documents that were posted was basically "what you said made no sense. This is what I think you meant, which also doesn't make any sense. Denied." - representing Nick, and then the other guy representing Kayla in the family matter.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He bought a 2023 model car. New. Both of those out of production. Viper in 2017, and Ford GT in 2022.

I have a feeling Nick wouldn't be caught dead buying a used car. It's not his "style."

Another funny thing is Nick knows basically fuck all about cars. Just like he knows little about anime. He thinks the Corvette is "outdated," and his Shelby 500 is carbureted. The gun guys he was telling the lingerie party story to made fun of him for that last one.


See above. There's no new Ferrari that can be had for 100k.

Also, can you imagine him in an older mid-engined one, without traction control aids, not knowing how to handle snap oversteer, in Minnesota winters, and with him driving like an total asshole?

Yeah, he's dead.

The point most of us are saying is that he’s retarded for buying a new car. 2nd hand is honestly fine for a luxury car. For the money he paid there are far better 2nd hand options.

He chose a shit midlife crisis pick.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So close the barn door when the horses have already fled and the barn has burned down? No point. It's a distasteful consequence of Rekieta's own actions and really we are not big on altering court documents.

Is there a chance that naming the kids repeatedly on KF could influence the judge’s decision about whether or not to seal the court filings altogether (assuming Nick ever bothers to refile that request properly)?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, can you imagine him in an older mid-engined one, without traction control aids

That's the only kind of AIDS I can imagine him without.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Note this very thread. Almost everyone who said, way before the reveal, "this dude is on coke," and I mean before he was literally on stream with cocaine visibly on his nose, had some experience with it.

The coke jaw and fucked up nasally voice were kind of hard to miss.

He should also stream his drives and go around roads with many trees on the sides.

And unlike his sports car motorcycles are all season! He will be able to use it in the worst wintery conditions without a problem!

 

[Mandatory User Name]

This stream still blows my mind.

In hindsight, what he's mainly mad about is the Farms got so much right. Not that the Farms got a lot wrong.

The Farms got so much right but the farms was also so far behind piecing things together that a ton of the stuff, especially in regards to the children, came as an enormous shock when it was revealed. If anything this thread was being generous to Nick Rekieta, right up until the gay op just a week ago.

My absolute favorite part of the pillstream interview was watching Rekieta sit and stew, knowing that if he says anything bad about the situation that Ralph will fly into a slow-motion Hog Rage.

It's telling that it took until now for Nick to go onto the pillstream, when he's at his lowest point and desperate for allies he'll deign to lower himself to the ragepig's level. It's possible that Ralph half resents that, if he managed to pick up on it.

 

[not william stenchever]

He absolutely knows that Ralph is a literal landmine of narcissistic triggers, so he has to sit there and pretend he's not taking to a pilled-out moron.

A rare instance of Nicky deeply understanding social cues

 

[Captain Manning]

Is there a chance that naming the kids repeatedly on KF could influence the judge’s decision about whether or not to seal the court filings altogether (assuming Nick ever bothers to refile that request properly)?

I dunno.

Nobody really is, TBH. Yes, the filings are posted uncensored, but most here people say things "the 9 year old," when talking about the one testing positive for cocaine, or "the 16 year old" when talking about the oldest.

I think the majority of people here genuinely feel bad for the kids, and don't want them to be a spectacle. The last time pics were posted of them, there was an uproar and that poster took them down.

The site has a "reputation," to be sure, but I have found most people that are regulars are actually more decent than outsiders want to depict them as.

People like Nick, Dax, and Barnes are gonna spew shit no matter what happens. They are disingenuous because the reality is bad for them right now. Keep that in mind.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yes, the filings are posted uncensored, but most here people say things "the 9 year old," when talking about the one testing positive for cocaine, or "the 16 year old" when talking about the oldest.

There are some who don’t and I have messaged them to ask if they intended to put the kid’s name on KF. In one case the person admitted that they had misgivings about it but did it anyway. It’s a POS thing to do IMO. Just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should — especially considering how unique their names are.

 

[AnOminous]

12:18, with the straightest indignant face: "there is this weird shit going on that my wife is a whore that they are reporting on, that I´m some cuck that likes to watch and get fucked by men but actually we are monogamous and we´ve only had sex with each other."

And meanwhile, every single bit of that was true, but he left out the part of exposing his nine year old daughter to enormous amounts of cocaine because nobody even knew about that, even though the rest was screamingly obvious at the point of his pathetic, degraded, embarrassing struggle session where he was so angry at Kiwi Farms that he bullied someone who considered him a friend.

What a gargantuan cocksucking freak, bullying someone over facts that were true and that that friend had nothing to do with exposing.

Real kick the dog because you can't stand up to your boss moment.

Few days later, the Imholtes were already streaming from the Balldo mansion...

And we got this beautiful heterosexual completely monogamous moment.

And this gaslighting faggot thinks his smug single Dorito eating denials mean anything more than jack-shit.

Die, Nick. Die sooner than BOOGIE!

 

[RotPockets]

I love that car. Yes, it's a challenger.
If the car fairy showed up and I could wish for one car, it would be a factory new challenger from 1970. You want the one build before '74, because from then on they build a 6 cylinder motor in, not the 8 cylinder one.

And yeah, Balldo would kill himself in it.

A friend of mine had a family member with a 1970 Barracuda in this same exact paint, for all I know this might even be a picture of it. There was some significance for that particular color if I remember correctly. It looks so similar to a 1970 Charger and Challenger that I wouldn’t be able to differentiate between them in a lineup. That Barracuda was pretty impressive so if given the chance I pick the ‘Cuda just for familiarity.

 

[AnOminous]

The point most of us are saying is that he’s retarded for buying a new car. 2nd hand is honestly fine for a luxury car. For the money he paid there are far better 2nd hand options.

Imagine overpaying $90K to buy a car that is mainly known as a douchemobile only owned by aging, insecure douchebags.

Lmao even AI agrees:

The Ford Mustang is often considered one of the “douchiest” cars on the road, and for good reason. Here are some possible explanations:

• Overcompensation: The Mustang is a symbol of power and status, which can attract individuals who feel the need to overcompensate for their own insecurities. This can lead to an inflated sense of self-importance and a tendency to act entitled.
• Lack of subtlety: The Mustang’s aggressive design and loud exhaust note can be off-putting to those who prefer a more understated approach. This can make the driver appear arrogant or attention-seeking.
• Misconceptions about the car itself: Some people may view the Mustang as a “boy’s toy” or a “status symbol,” which can lead to negative perceptions about the driver. Additionally, the Mustang’s reputation as a “muscle car” can attract individuals who are more interested in showing off their vehicle than actually driving it responsibly.
• Clichés and stereotypes: The Mustang is often associated with certain stereotypes, such as the “bro” or the “frat boy.” These stereotypes can be unfair and inaccurate, but they can still influence how others perceive the car and its drivers.
• Marketing and branding: The Mustang’s marketing campaigns often focus on its performance and aggressive styling, which can reinforce the perception that the car is for those who want to make a statement. This can attract individuals who are more interested in projecting an image than actually enjoying the driving experience.

It’s essential to remember that these are generalizations and not all Mustang owners or drivers fit these stereotypes. The Ford Mustang is a beloved car with a rich history and a loyal following, and it’s unfair to judge an entire group of people based on a few negative perceptions.

You can tell the parts where they installed morality cores to make the AI more retarded.

 

[Butwhythough2]

November 30, 2023 just got recommended for me today, the very trustful LAWPOPE:

12:18, with the straightest indignant face: "there is this weird shit going on that my wife is a whore that they are reporting on, that I´m some cuck that likes to watch and get fucked by men but actually we are monogamous and we´ve only had sex with each other."
Few days later, the Imholtes were already streaming from the Balldo mansion...

Ooooo that one aged like milk. So far we've been right about baldoman and he's so assmad. Because KF holds a mirror to him. If everything were untrue, he shouldn't be phased but his sins are laid bare and he has to acknowledge them.