🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Jon and Jimmy fighting is going to end very badly. We saw how Jimmy fights during his boxing match with TJ he can't land punches so he just fights dirty hitting people in the dick.

Jimmy
12 years of MMA
Fat and out of shape
Spends too much time charging up his punches
Goes for the dick

Jon
Instigates conflict
Fragile ego
Threatens to bring in cops
Sausage leg ready to pop
Doesn't actually workout. 100% bloatmaxed from troonshine.

Oh. Sam is talking about setting up a match right now and is cucking Jimmy's signature moves. I expect either Jimmy to gas himself out and ragdoll like Greg whenever he boxed or Jon to go Jimmy levels of retard when Jimmy manages to land a hit. Also Jon will threaten to bring in the cops again and cry because the hormones he's on makes him behave like a pregnant Woman.

 

[Meowstery]

The Duke came to tell Jimmy that Boxxing is A GO. He asked about the situation and was very amused with it all. "He tried to make you kneel?... hahaha......"

Seems like Sam is on Jimmy's side for this one. He's telling him Bodyshots only and not to tire himself out. Actual advice too like "let Jon tire himself out in the first round."

 

[BingBongDingDong]

The Duke showed up to camp, asked what happened. Jimmy reiterated he sounded because Jon told him to take a knee. The Duke pointed into the camera and declared "JONTENT."
It sounds like they're going to have a boxing match body shots only. After hearing this Jimmy immediately asks to go to the bathroom.

 

[Meowstery]

Jon has been spotted in shitty smoking a cigar saying "ahm just gonna kick his ass" when asked about his strategy

Not sure where Jon is now, but Jimmy is being given rough training on how to body shot only box. Keep his guard low, tighten up when hit. Bare minimum of things. Tire Jon out then lay into him but don't drop guard. Some people are saying he's being trained badly to fuck him over, but surely not. I think I also picked up Sam saying "make noises when you hit to keep yourself breathing" which sounds stupid but I wouldn't put it past Jimmy to forget to breathe mid-fight.

It's about to go down. The 'ring' will be two tires placed for them to start on in the middle of Shitty. Get ready folks. Update: the tires have been removed. Play ball

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

Sam came out with a ciggy for Letty and told her 'can you thank blabla' for it. She did, ciggy lit. He turned to Mauro and said "Can you thank iFunny for yours" He said "Thank you iFunny!"
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iFunny has redeemed KICK MAURO OFF THE SHOW. THANK YOU iFUNNY
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Everyone is made to thank iFunny for kicking off Mauro. Thank you iFunny
Extra edit: Here's a link to the scene thanks to Mudkipcorn who dug it up

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

What do we reckon: are these dumb awful cringe worthy fights gonna make their way into S3 or no because of Gorans clean slate policy (or whatever)

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

GUYS IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

 

[BingBongDingDong]

This is somehow the worst boxing match lol.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

What do we reckon: are these dumb awful cringe worthy fights gonna make their way into S3 or no because of Gorans clean slate policy (or whatever)

they can't help themselves
they turned friendtank into fight- and sextank again, it's some sort of deeper set malfunction in their brains
the moment the cigarette toy was rolled out again, it was over

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

they can't help themselves
they turned friendtank into fight- and sextank again, it's some sort deeper set malfunction in their brains
the moment the cigarette toy was rolled out again, it was over

Murdertank / Lawsuit-tank inbound

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Jimmy is just standing there like this while Jon throws love taps. Art guys pay attention.

Jon: "It doesn't feel wight hitting somebody who isn't hitting back."
Xavier:"now you know how feels when he attacks those women!"

 

[Meowstery]

ROUND ONE RECAP
Jimmy threw 0 punches, followed the plan completely. Jon is mad and breathing a bit hard from punching as hard as he can. They initially paused for a moment to put vampire facepaint on Jon.

ROUND TWO RECAP
Jon got vocal about Jimmy doing nothing. Jimmy finally gave a few hits and landed them right under Jon's elbows. Jon is looking gassed but I can't tell much more than that. Tay gave Jimmy a quick peptalk before the next round started. Jimmy looks fine, even yawned once (to taunt Jon)

ROUND THREE RECAP
Jimmy goes on the offensive. He pushes Jon back many times, Jon gets mad and nutshots him saying "he nutshot me first DOGFAWKER". Jimmy has landed far more hits from what I can tell. They had to be broken up a few times and continued fighting through it.
The fight is over and Sam told them "It's over, no more being mad over this shit. No more arguing." They touched gloves, Jimmy seemed fine to end the beef, but Jon kept making snide remarks. Sam got mad at him and Jon walked off after 'mogging' The Duke and earning his hat. No word on the winner yet.

JIMMY WINS (audience vote). Jon says he doesn't care and 'wooda nocked him out if it was headshots' before storming off to the production house.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jimmy used the ancient autistic shield wall technique in the first 2 rounds. An impenetrable defense that can only be countered by the equally ancient tard rage technique.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Fight didn't really start till round 3 (see description above). Here are the clips from the deciding round:

PSA: When making small updates to the thread, describe the events but it also helps to add clips from https://www.fishtank.live/clips. You don't even have to record yourself as chances are someone else did.

Edit: Kino moment with AI SFX

 

[BingBongDingDong]

For hits landed Jon>Jimmy
For significant hits N/A what were you expecting these retarded can barely tie their shoes.
They decided the winner by poll, Jimmy gang shows out in force. Jon walked off lol

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

For hits landed Jon>Jimmy
For significant hits N/A what were you expecting these retarded can barely tie their shoes.
They decided the winner by poll, Jimmy gang shows out in force. Jon walked off lol

Sam talking Jon down was the icing on the cake. The duke's sperg wrangling powers are unmatched.

 

[vanyatravnikov]

This definitely seems like Sam is taking time to be a father figure for these misfits again. He spent time teaching Jimmy how to drive a manual, giving him pointers (roughly about the same as what he gave TJ) on boxing strategy, and in general trying to mediate between these two retards. Sam telling Jon he needs to learn when to quit was probably the most dad thing ever.

This wasn’t an exercise in learning how to fight and fighting well. It was an exercise in learning a little self-control and Jon lost spectacularly.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Now we get Jimmy cringe because he thinks he's a winner lol.

 

[The Tall Man]

roughly about the same as what he gave T

Nah, this was actually good boxing advice, he probably talked with Scott before coaching Jimmy. I remember he was teaching TJ how to knock people out despite TJ throwing weak baby punches that would never knock anybody out.

Now we get Jimmy cringe because he thinks he's a winner lol.

He won the audience rating and from what I saw he won the match according to boxing rules.
Blocked punches don't score points, all that punching into Jimmy's guard Jon did was worth all his stamina and zero points.
I didn't count it, but in the few exchanges Jimmy seemed to hit Jon's body more often.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Now we get Jimmy cringe because he thinks he's a winner lol.

All I saw was Jon sitting down immediately after the fight and then getting nasty about how he would've won, then running away. Doesn't seem like a winner to me.