Cultcow Gordon David Paille / Gflashex / GflashEx2000 / DarkFire Verum / Emperor of DarkFire Verum / Pyscho Pickman / Gordonator and the Gordoverse - Emperor of the DarkFire Verumites. VTuber Stalker. Pedophile. Lolicon Enjoyer. Mistakes Children for Sex Dolls. Unemployed Autistic Gamer. Self-admitted Gnostic Nonce. Has a Single Testicle. Tranny Chasing Coomer. PA Request Gone Wrong. TOTAL RETARD WAR!

It's good to see Gordon's getting into the spirit of things the longer he stays here. Kind of like a fucked up case of character growth, but in a story with amputated limbs, terminal amounts of autism, and really bad Operations Security from everyone getting dragged into the plot.
Still a nonce though.
 
The Gordonverse War

[Verse]
In the Gordonverse war where fools collide
Perverts battling pride fill the void inside
With guitars wail and violins scream
Universe ain't what it seems

[Verse 2]
Battlefields of cringe lunatics march
Absurdity their flag a farcical arch
With every misstep the orchestra mocks
Timeless joke on clocks

[Chorus]
Ridiculous war echoes roam the skies
Perverts raise swords to their own demise
Gordonverse trembles laughs in disguise
The absurd the wild the truth defies

[Bridge]
Horns and strings clash in cacophony
Epic fail symphony
Heroes of nonsense in worlds of meme
Lost in their broken theme

[Verse 3]
Laugh riot soldiers with their pants askew
Ridiculous skirmish for twisted view
Guitars and drums blast to crazy notes
Perverts fevered lives they bloat

[Chorus]
Ridiculous war echoes roam the skies
Perverts raise swords to their own demise
Gordonverse trembles laughs in disguise
The absurd the wild the truth defies

 
I waited a bit before posting these as I know Christian stalks this thread. Christian is having tranny paranoia right now after being doxxed, he's since made his Twitter account private. However he continues to bitch about Gordon and the forum.

Christian bitching about @princeoverkill giving us more insight on who Gordon is:
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Thankfully he thing won't be breeding.
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The trannyphobes are the REAL pedophiles!!!
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Troons are also the next black people.
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Apparently @princeoverkill and @Gflashex share a lot in common.
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EDIt: Not even 5 minutes after posting this. Keep refreshing, Christian. You will never be a real woman. :story:
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I waited a bit before posting these as I know Christian stalks this thread. Christian is having tranny paranoia right now after being doxxed, he's since made his Twitter account private. However he continues to bitch about Gordon and the forum.

Christian bitching about @princeoverkill giving us more insight on who Gordon is:
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Thankfully he thing won't be breeding.
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The trannyphobes are the REAL pedophiles!!!
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Troons are also the next black people.
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Apparently @princeoverkill and @Gflashex share a lot in common.
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EDIt: Not even 5 minutes after posting this. Keep refreshing, Christian. YWNBAW.
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Dumb vtuber being dumb why am I not surprised. 🤣 Someone has to inform people about Gordon. Only thing me and Gordon really share in common that made us friends at one point is a common dislike for certain aspects of / people in the vrchat/ vtuber communitys.
 
The Gordonverse War

[Verse]
In the Gordonverse war where fools collide
Perverts battling pride fill the void inside
With guitars wail and violins scream
Universe ain't what it seems

[Verse 2]
Battlefields of cringe lunatics march
Absurdity their flag a farcical arch
With every misstep the orchestra mocks
Timeless joke on clocks

[Chorus]
Ridiculous war echoes roam the skies
Perverts raise swords to their own demise
Gordonverse trembles laughs in disguise
The absurd the wild the truth defies

[Bridge]
Horns and strings clash in cacophony
Epic fail symphony
Heroes of nonsense in worlds of meme
Lost in their broken theme

[Verse 3]
Laugh riot soldiers with their pants askew
Ridiculous skirmish for twisted view
Guitars and drums blast to crazy notes
Perverts fevered lives they bloat

[Chorus]
Ridiculous war echoes roam the skies
Perverts raise swords to their own demise
Gordonverse trembles laughs in disguise
The absurd the wild the truth defies


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Pure fucking kino. The GordoVerse has a theme song. :semperfidelis:
 
The Gordonverse War

[Verse]
In the Gordonverse war where fools collide
Perverts battling pride fill the void inside
With guitars wail and violins scream
Universe ain't what it seems

[Verse 2]
Battlefields of cringe lunatics march
Absurdity their flag a farcical arch
With every misstep the orchestra mocks
Timeless joke on clocks

[Chorus]
Ridiculous war echoes roam the skies
Perverts raise swords to their own demise
Gordonverse trembles laughs in disguise
The absurd the wild the truth defies

[Bridge]
Horns and strings clash in cacophony
Epic fail symphony
Heroes of nonsense in worlds of meme
Lost in their broken theme

[Verse 3]
Laugh riot soldiers with their pants askew
Ridiculous skirmish for twisted view
Guitars and drums blast to crazy notes
Perverts fevered lives they bloat

[Chorus]
Ridiculous war echoes roam the skies
Perverts raise swords to their own demise
Gordonverse trembles laughs in disguise
The absurd the wild the truth defies


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MATI intro-song worthy.

:story:
 
Rpg character Schala. Quit being a chicken shit. Just post here. I doubt you can get any dumber than Gordon and Prince tard fighting. If those two can be brave, so can you. Something something own the chuds.
The day Schala grows a spine & posts on this thread will be the day Biden loses his place as president b4 the 2024 election.
 
The Gordonverse War
i'm pretty stoned so i made my own version

The Gordoverse War (Osama Remix)



Lyrics:
In the Gordoverse war where fools collide
Perverts battling pride fill the void inside
With guitars wail and violins scream
The Gordoverse ain't what it seems

Battlefields of cringe lunatics march
plenty of milk, you're never parched
With every misstep the farmers laugh
don't try and complain to the staff

Ridiculous war echoes roam the skies
Perverts goons to their own demise
The gordoverse trembles and laughs in disguise

Horns and strings clash in cacophony
Epic fail symphony
Heroes of nonsense in worlds of meme
Living in the Gordoverse is the dream

Laugh riot soldiers, they all drink cheese
Troons and retards do what we please
Guitars and drums blast to crazy notes
Perverts sneed and cope

Ridiculous war echoes roam the skies
Perverts goons to their own demise
The gordoverse trembles and laughs in disguise
 
@Harvey Denthead supposedly ordered a pizza to Christian's house. You will always be a man, Christian.
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Rpg character Schala. Quit being a chicken shit. Just post here. I doubt you can get any dumber than Gordon and Prince tard fighting. If those two can be brave, so can you. Something something own the chuds.
You are the worst person on earth, chud!
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upposedly ordered a pizza to Christian's house
I'm guessing it was cheese.
And just fyi, a LOT of black people don't take kindly to trans people saying they are like blacks. Its practically fighting words. It's likely to put a target on your back saying that. I've seen cases of this happening in person. Its a good percentage of "hate crime" cases.
 
If Schala is aware of how things work around here to know what cow tipping is, then the knowledge that the farms is as diverse as pretty much any other chat forum should be there, right? Trust me, Schala. You'll find a surprising amount of people aren't as awful as you think they are in here. Stop by. Call Harvey a fucking retard. It's a grand time.
 
I took a stab at making my own Gordoverse Suno song. I tried going for a Verumite army led by a God Emperor Warhammer 40K thing. A visual would be funny.
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March of the Verumites

[INTRO]
Greetings loyal verumites,
It's your Emperor, G-flash E X.
He has a single testicle,
and will chase troons for sex.
The God Emperor summons you,
to answer his noble call.
That little Japanese girl he saw,
Looks like a sex doll.

[VERSE]
God Emperor G-flash Gordon,
will only take the best.
They venture to the Kiwi Farms,
to make a PA request.

The Gordoverse is coming,
prepare for the merge!
All the failed detractors,
better prepare for the purge.

[CHORUS]
Onward loyal verumites!
Crush all who stand in our way!
No one can cancel the Emperor,
His enemies cower and pray!

Onward loyal verumites!
Towards a new dawn!
God Emperor Gordon,
stands in defence of lolicon!

[VERSE]
Ari, Brody, Shala,
and Dentheaded Harvey.
Shall not stand in Gordon's way,
Nor shall any Kiwi!

Even though he's banned,
He's still loyal to Arcadum.
He's God Emperor Gordon,
of Darkfire Verum!

[CHORUS]
Onward loyal verumites!
Crush all who stand in our way!
No one can cancel the Emperor,
His enemies cower and pray!

Onward loyal verumites!
Towards a new dawn!
God Emperor Gordon,
stands in defence of lolicon!

[OUTRO]
The Gordoverse is growing,
You can't escape the dread
Poor ol' Admiral's going insane,
trying to edit his thread.
 
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