Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Here is a classic one with another known lolcow:
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scaruser52 said:
Which pages of the thread are going to be the best ones to learn on chibi. I’ve started looking into him recently and this guy is a massive fucking weirdo. The worst part is that he’s not even a bad looking guy, just needs to fucking clean himself up.
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If you can tolerate the intense autism of his voice this is a decent QRD but I'm not sure it covers anything that isn't already in the OP, and it misses out a huge portion of Chibi lore, despite only being a year old.

I'm pretty sure there's a way to view highlighted posts in the thread that have been featured in the Community Happenings board but I don't know how to do it, sorry.
 
I started reading this thread a month and a half ago and this is by far one of the most underrated lolcows ever. Chibi is VERY lucky that he isn't more well known beyond the caveman, cheating and iwata shit because this dude wouldn't be able to actually exist on the internet if he was close to someone like boogies level. We're in the part of the chibi cycle where he feels emboldened to talk about his life again so hopefully the september japan arc lives up to the hype.
 
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CoolDudeXD said:
hopefully the september japan arc lives up to the hype.
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I'm staying quietly optimistic for a magnet therapy level meltdown in Japan. It's my understanding Japanese culture doesn't really have any mechanisms for dealing with the mentally ill besides ignoring them so Chibi chimping out in the middle of the street while salarymen walk past like he's invisible would be incredibly kino.
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
We've been over this before; how fucking haggard are you guys that you think a squinty eyed monobrow troglodyte isn't bad looking lol. I personally am enjoying the fat guy in eyeliner arc thing he's doing now.
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I think we agreed that Chibi is capable of getting a chubby to obese (more on the side of obese) Asian girl, as long as he keeps his autism in check.
 
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AlmightyMagichan said:
Anyone can get a fat chick if you're nice and don't say anything about all the eating. Can he even manage to do that? I can see Chibi going to the gym by himself, doing nothing there, and then coming home and making some rude comment about how he's at least "trying" and she's not.
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yeah there was a brief period way back where he got a smoothie while at a gym and we never heard about any actual exercise
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
We've been over this before; how fucking haggard are you guys that you think a squinty eyed monobrow troglodyte isn't bad looking lol. I personally am enjoying the fat guy in eyeliner arc thing he's doing now.
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I think there's an argument to be made that if he actually groomed himself (instead of Discord kittens) and went to the gym he could go from bus stop flasher to unremarkable. He will never be handsome but with a basic level of effort he could at least not be hideous.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I think there's an argument to be made that if he actually groomed himself (instead of Discord kittens) and went to the gym he could go from bus stop flasher to unremarkable. He will never be handsome but with a basic level of effort he could at least not be hideous.
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Dude is not good looking but with a little work he could be ordinary at best.

If he got a nose job, removed the monobrow, got a decent haircut and all that then maybe he could pass for an okay looking guy. That is until he opened his mouth and the autism poured out.
 
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winterfag said:
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Remember the time he cheated at Paper Mario? Think he might troon arc??????
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Love the attempt to frame video game cheating as a sign that trannies are independent thinkers as opposed to them just having no morals
regarding Chibi, I predict another trip to Japan, though my optimistic side hopes for a tranny arc :optimistic:

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my specific prediction is that Chibi will return to Japan, but ultimately have a minor existential crisis upon realizing he did not get as big of a **dopamine hit** as he expected/did the first time that he went (the second time is never as good as the first)

This will manifest as a lot of ambiguous whining about being lost in life (maybe not during Japan, but afterwards) which will inevitably lead to claims that he belongs in japan/will never truly be happy anywhere else. Also, this may coincide with even more desperate attempts to get laid as he tries to fill the hole in his heart he thought the promised land could heal
 
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