Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
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Remember the time he cheated at Paper Mario? Think he might troon arc??????
 
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Just a reminder: we could be in the middle of a fantastic polycule arc of humor and education right now if certain spastics with no self restraint hadn't gone and ruined it. Mull that over.

winterfag said:
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Remember the time he cheated at Paper Mario? Think he might troon arc??????
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I like how the doctor at least has the balls to be like "Maybe there's a correlation because twits who cheat to get ahead in videogames also try to cheat to get ahead in life by pretending to be a desirable member of the opposite sex?"
 
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Kamui said:
From what I understand, they don't have the best track record when it comes to recognizing that something is rape or believing victims.
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That reminds me of one of my favourite dodgy statistics: Did you know China has the lowest rate of cot death in the world? (They don't use cots.)
demicolon said:
I think Adam dodged a bullet with the Inaka ESL teacher arc, I'd imagine local kids pelting rotten apples at him on his way home.
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I legitimately think they would have bullied him to suicide. The isolation of being in rural Japan, beautiful as it may be, would test most people, but when you're also a foreigner who barely speaks the language and gets constantly mogged by your students every single day...there's no way Chibi has the spine to endure that.

And just imagine if his students somehow learned about his online history..."Uh Waitu-san, we woulda rearry prefer if you woulda be quietu"
 
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Oliver Onions said:
And just imagine if his students somehow learned about his online history..."Uh Waitu-san, we woulda rearry prefer if you woulda be quietu"
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Or as a teacher, Chibi will finally overcome his inner demons... by telling his class to be quiet and turn to page 40.

Or not. Based on his personality, he'll probably treat that as some form of petty revenge. Like BPD women who get dumped by Chad so they take their frustrations out on their own children.
 
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David Kirk Ginder said:
Or not. Based on his personality, he'll probably treat that as some form of petty revenge. Like BPD women who get dumped by Chad so they take their frustrations out on their own children.
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I can definitely see a timeline where Chibi becomes an extremely sadistic teacher, taking out years of built up resentment on his students.

Then again, if he was teaching high school, most of his students would be able to kick his ass, so it'd probably only take a couple weeks before he got a box-cutter to the jugular.
 
Oliver Onions said:
I can definitely see a timeline where Chibi becomes an extremely sadistic teacher, taking out years of built up resentment on his students.

Then again, if he was teaching high school, most of his students would be able to kick his ass, so it'd probably only take a couple weeks before he got a box-cutter to the jugular.
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Chibi is too meek, socially awkward and has too much of a beta personality for me to see him taking control of a class and giving them instructions and orders, let alone being sadistic to them to make up for what happened to him on that couch on that GDQ day.

Then again, apparently he was decent at his sales job and was recognized positively by his boss, a job that requires some level of assertiveness and extroversion? Do we have any actual proof of that? Maybe Chibi is a Chad that identifies as a beta.
 
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David Kirk Ginder said:
Chibi is too meek, socially awkward and has too much of a beta personality for me to see him taking control of a class and giving them instructions and orders, let alone being sadistic to them to make up for what happened to him on that couch on that GDQ day.

Then again, apparently he was decent at his sales job and was recognized positively by his boss, a job that requires some level of assertiveness and extroversion? Do we have any actual proof of that? Maybe Chibi is a Chad that identifies as a beta.
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I think Chibi is a coward and would roll over in any situation where he felt intimidated, but I'm also confident that all the meek, 'woe is me' shit he posts on the internet is pure manipulation, designed to ensnare gullible (read: underage) girls by making them feel sorry for this poor, sensitive, misunderstood guy.

Look at the way he talks about/to his mother, for example: he's clearly capable of being a venomous little prick when he's confident the target won't fight back; all the 'uWu I'm such a sad boy' shit only ever comes out when he's fishing for sympathy. He's like a shit version of Boogie, if such a thing is even imaginable.
 
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GumballFapper said:
You forgot that Chibi is capable of tard rage and was banned from magnet therapy for chimping out so hard that "objects on the desk started flying" and almost had police called on him
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Oh don't worry I remember. I also remember the story of him engaging in mortal combat with another sperg at AGDQ to win the heart of a fair maiden.

My point is these are scenarios where Adam feels he's in control or at least not in danger. Guarantee if some ripped black orderly had threatened to beat his ass at the magnet therapy he'd have wrapped it up in a second (then cried on Facebook once he got home), but because a fucking magnet clinic is probably staffed by 80lb vegans who believe in the power of crystals he felt emboldened to chimp out.
 
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David Kirk Ginder said:
Then again, apparently he was decent at his sales job and was recognized positively by his boss, a job that requires some level of assertiveness and extroversion? Do we have any actual proof of that? Maybe Chibi is a Chad that identifies as a beta.
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The only reason Cheebs was good at that job was because he had no ability to take "no" as an answer and would just hound on people until they gave in just to be rid of him.
 
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