#BPGoonerGate

[AnOminous]

Kiwifarms is an entertainment website, first and foremost. But the entertainment is naturally derived from laughing at retards... Including the user if you're a retard too. Really simple but people never get it, smh.

We're all bozos on this bus.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

gay furry anime watching jew

FTFY

 

[Estate]

I'm still catching up, but whenever farmers are fighting each other, it's always like this:

"i have your dick pic, bro and I'll post it"

I'm dying of laughter, imagining every farmer keeping some dick pic or fat selfie of his arch-nemesis in cold storage, ready to be deployed anytime.
It's even funnier that such an arsenal is so widespread and abundant.

 

[TV's Adam West]

@Null make a random number generator with every user of the farms assigned a number and at random intervals, have it ban someone, really throw people for a loop. Maybe bring a ghost of null feature where it randomly generates a previous ban message. This would be unfathomably funny.

 

[Aquinas 2]

Have it ban this person

@Null make a random number generator with every user of the farms assigned a number and at random intervals, have it ban someone, really throw people for a loop. Maybe bring a ghost of null feature where it randomly generates a previous ban message. This would be unfathomably funny.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

I've missed a ton but I've sure learnt the ultimate lesson - don't post sexual cahntent on the internet - for the millionth time.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Wanna see my noods, guys?

Spoiler: Noods

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Wanna see my noods, guys?

Spoiler: Noods

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Mine are better

 

[The Grillcast™]

Leaking DM's is niggery in all but the most edge cases. And doing it for "drama" is beyond melanated.

This guy has to have some embarrassing shit in his DM history lmao. Why would you expect anything, especially weird and embarrassing cringe sex roleplaying, to stay private? Especially on kiwifarms of all places lmao

Whenever I see these DM leaks of people just sitting around and bullshitting about weird garbage instead of direct, intentional conversation with a point, it always makes me cringe. Do they not have friends and family IRL to converse with?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Mine are better

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Mine are emo.

Spoiler: Emo nudes

 

[Nobunaga]

LITERALLY WHERE IS THE SHOTA!?!?!?!

Leave it to the tranny to desperately search for child porn the moment it gets mentioned

 

[Caligura]

Wanna see my noods, guys?

Spoiler: Noods

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Nothing will ever beat Shin Ramyun with a poached egg and a cold beer after a boring day of work.

 

[Mega Black]

This is why whenever I was DM group-raped against my will I always ignored them

I cannot fathom wanting to engage with any of you niggers in a remotely sexual manner. The first thing I did when getting added to one of these is leave.

If you're a man or a woman engaging in erp on the Kiwifarms, or gooning, or whatever else makes your rancid fish hole or pecker pop off, then you need to seek out a mental institution for an immediate lobotomy, because you're clearly a danger to society and possibly a nigger.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

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I WILL FUCKING RAPEY DA PUNANI OF YOURS YOU SLUT WHORE SLUTS LIKE YOU GET THROWN OFF A ROOFTOP IN SAUDI ARABIA

 

[draggs]

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that's not a very flattering image of null

did he spurn your advances... for the last time?!

 

[Morgalara]

he doesn't know about boiled burgers

ngmi

haha sick reference bro ur references are out of control g

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

No... Not @Cpl. Long Dong Silver...

One of the good ones had to go to keep balance on the Farms following the posthumous abortion of Android Raptor.

 

[draggs]

haha sick reference bro ur references are out of control g

thanks

it's always nice when people notice and say so

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Holy shit what did I miss.

Releasing an exposé to reveal that there are degenerate freaks amongst us is like revealing that the floor is made out of floor. Unsurprising, but nonetheless disgustingly funny. Everyone involved in this group needs therapy. Maybe the real lolcows were the friends we made along the way!?!

All of the bans were agreeable honestly, @Null and I as well came from a forum way back in the day where infighting was basically the main show and the community tore itself apart from the inside, it was a shit hole and produced next to nothing of value.

Bring these users back, their retarded takes and general sperging was funny to read.

As for the rest of the people that got banned. Stop being a degenerate or kill yourself or both, really.

It is funny, until it starts to spread like wildfire and shit up other places. Gossips charm wears off pretty quick.

 

[Apochrypha]

Mine are better

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Cheap makeup