Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@AnOminous

The Mustang is bad enough, but the Lincoln Navigator is what grinds me. I can get why you could get it. You can get six passengers, but was Nick’s family always a 1 car family? I grew up in a family that often had more kids than Nick had. You know what my parents solution was? Two cars. Get a minivan. Honda Odyessy’s are fine cars, not great, but unless you need more horsepower go for a Toyota Sequoia you’ll save money at the gas pump.

Worst is that up until the nanny quit what did they use the car for? Driving to Church so Nick could leave mid sermon to snort a line and come back jumpy? Like if you have a lot of kids having two cars makes life a lot easier.

 

[Law]

I can't believe that CPS investigated the guy who posts on kiwi farms under the name of a warhammer character about how his severely disturbed children are liars.

Tarasha Euten he ain't!

You mean the same guy who said he goes out of his way to 'deprogram' the things his kids learn at the church and then indoctrinate them unto the gospel of Balldoism?

Why spend all that time and effort going to church then? I know Nick is an egotistical, immature cokehead, so many things he does make no sense. But this makes no sense. Did he need the church to be the "village" for his kids? Was church super important to Kayla (didn't seem like it)? Was it something to do with the trust fund?

 

[Trianon]

I checked up on her a few days ago, she even has her own mobile app (lol?)

The app is basically to notify people of updates during live trials, like when court is back in session. I've never felt the need for it since I watch Emily Baker on a delay when she's covering something. But yeah, she's even got a lip balm collab. And as far as just putting out content, recently she finished a full day of the Karen Read trial and then logged off and knocked out a 90-minute video on the TikTok psychic meddling in the Bryan Kohberger case and got that up too. So she does live trials, regular videos, podcasts, shorts, and that keeps people in the loop who can't commit to the long feeds. The app is probably just to help keep all that stuff under one roof (and it's kind of like a Locals area for her - which she actually fulfills promises for!)

The State will be including results of the childrens' segmented hair tests in the Juvenile Court trial. This will be much stronger evidence and will help determine whether the Nick's child's cocaine positive result was a single or repeat exposure.

Segmenting will help establish the timeline. I don't know how the children's ignorance of drugs in the house will square with their exposure, but segmenting can give a good indication of not only the time of initial ingestion/exposure but the concentration of cocaine over time. They will be able to tell if there were multiple hits and if they were a similarly sized doses or varying levels. That will help figure out if this was truly an accident or a long-term issue. Like, did the kids find cocaine but thought it was entirely the Imholtes'? Can segmenting help pinpoint the days of exposure and who was in the house at the time?

This stream still blows my mind.

In hindsight, what he's mainly mad about is the Farms got so much right. Not that the Farms got a lot wrong.

He thought someone on the Farms was pozloading my neghole (spying on him) because how else could they know? He really thought he had his shit on lock.

 

[chalkyresidue]

If the kid's have watched any network TV, or consumed anything online, I can guarantee they know about drugs.

They inherited their genes from Nick and Kayla. Where was this perceptiveness and deductive reasoning supposed to come from?

 

[Desktop User2]

The sex drive and his inability to endure hours of boring court content should be a tell in retrospect but coke is such a weird choice for him: you basically have a half erect cock - hence the Viagra - and the sex is absolute shit, aimlessly pounding with no orgasm in sight, I dont know how he could pleasure the new hole but basically being her dealer; furthermore, he was a stay at home streamer, it must´ve been hell to pass the day with a family he resents, explaining the neglect. His old life could´ve probably survived the drinking problem, but coke was just wrong.

The addict was always there tho, drugs dont magically turn you into an unhinged piece of shit. Plenty people survive recreational use.

 

[Law]

But yeah, she's even got a lip balm collab.

Collabs Nick could do:
Eye-drops strong enough for when you're on day 3 of a bender and you need to drive your kid to piano lessons
Balldo-shaped Scotch Coozie
Hot Tub Pool Shock
Better Help: Advanced Version (includes exorcist)

 

[200MB]

They inherited their genes from Nick and Kayla. Where was this perceptiveness and deductive reasoning supposed to come from?

At the very least they should have been able to sniff the drugs out.

 

[Law]

His old life could´ve probably survived the drinking problem, but coke was just wrong.

I think people underestimate how devastating a drinking problem can be. I think that for Nick, it might've even been more dangerous than coke cause drinking is legal and socially acceptable. Having to be the fun "whiskey drinking lawyer" couldn't have helped. Losing a coke connect can stem usage, but you don't need to know a guy to get booze. I don't think his old life could've survived a drinking problem, and in a way, it didn't.

 

[Desktop User2]

I think people underestimate how devastating a drinking problem can be.

Oh no, it is terrible, it would probably fuck his family in one way or the other but his career could´ve survived. The whole sex turn was totally fueled by coke tho, I´d bet that whole MANdy affair was coke fueled; he would´ve kept his limp dick inside his pants for sure on booze alone, the heavy shit would´ve stayed hidden.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Somebody needs to turn that smug Rackets into a forum emoticon.

I'll get it ready, if someone wants to do that.

I think people underestimate how devastating a drinking problem can be.

Yeah drinking's messed up, it just ruins people. Drinking is what brought Rekieta to this point. Drinking is what made doing drugs, sexual immorality, thinking his wife wasn't good enough, swinging, etc nbd. The real gateway drug is alcohol, it always has been.

 

[AnOminous]

All 4 are cuckolds. They swapped and it's fair to say they did homosexual intercourse too. Balldo using the balldo on Aaron and Our Wife and hot wife doing some les stuff.
The House of Cucks.

They are all cucks. Cucks are scum. Anyone who submits to being a cuck is a fucking subhuman. These "Qover" cucks are all subhuman scum and need to commit suicide to improve humanity.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Damn Pho, you're like a psychic. I could not tell at all. There were no real signs.
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[Desktop User2]

The real gateway drug is alcohol

If you are a party monster, then you take coke to counter the numbness and lack of sex drive of alcohol; but a stay at home dad/streamer? I really dont see the connection.

 

[feral cat #6385]

But Nick really exceeded all expectations. At this point, nothing that could be claimed about Nick that would seem implausible.

That he was a responsible and dedicated father who always put the needs of the kids ahead of his own.

Eye-drops strong enough for when you're on day 3 of a bender and you need to drive to the Twin Cities to pick up your next score.

FTFY

 

[Strix454]

If you are a party monster, then you take coke to counter the numbness and lack of sex drive of alcohol; but a stay at home dad/streamer? I really dont see the connection.

My theory is that he was looking for something to counter the increasing side-effects of his alcohol consumption. He wanted to be drunk without the depressive effects. He wanted to be drunk and wired at the same time. He also probably thought the coke made him more creative and funny. He was closer to the comedian on coke trope than the party animal.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

If you are a party monster, then you take coke to counter the numbness and lack of sex drive of alcohol; but a stay at home dad/streamer? I really dont see the connection.

You think Rekieta is a stay at home dad? You have a lot to catch up on.

 

[Twinkletard]

They inherited their genes from Nick and Kayla. Where was this perceptiveness and deductive reasoning supposed to come from?

Their real father, drexel

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If you are a party monster, then you take coke to counter the numbness and lack of sex drive of alcohol; but a stay at home dad/streamer? I really dont see the connection.

He was trying to maintain the most retarded approach to scheduling a person with WFH flexibility could have chosen: Start “working” at midnight, stay up till 5:30 getting wasted, crash for 90 minutes, get up to drive his oldest to school, then stay awake and start the whole cycle again at midnight. Maybe he took a short nap here or there, but to hear him tell it, he was too busy driving to get anything done ever.

I could see him thinking cocaine was the pick-me-up he needed to handle his particular brand of low IQ time management. Obviously it never crossed his mind to sort his shit out and live like a sane human being.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Chalk up another national holiday Nick's children didn't get to spend with their parents.

I sure am glad Nick's real time constraints were obsessively reading his own thread, not taking care of his family or I worry he might be enjoying himself. But no. Still seething. Still miserable.

And always will be.

 

[Law]

Obviously it never crossed his mind to sort his shit out and live like a sane human being.

How do you get through law school with scheduling skills this bad?