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Luna and Lurch being so fat and lazy that they outsourced their shoplifting to a more ambitious junkie is the perfect representation of their mindset.
Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy
TheSunSets
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I'll tell you you're blown the fuck out.............................
You're only 'hot' in the 90 degree, 80% humidity, and 77 degree dew point kinda way.
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Jesus Christ, she looks like something you'd see in a creepypasta. Her makeup is always ghastly but this one takes the cake regarding recent selfies.She carefully created a new make-up look
Those pinpoint pupils don't lie; she scored.
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I know bangs have fallen extremely out of style and the high forehead look is in but if your forehead is 70% Megamind like Tuna you might want to buck the trends and get some bangs.
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It's maybe just the stupid angle, but she's looking like at least a stage 2 on the Norwood-Hamilton scale in that pic, yeesh.
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And they tell me the American Dream is dead...
TheSunSets
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I dunno. Maybe quit shaving them off? Someone should suggest her tattoo artist friend should ink them on (hopefully really badly).
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The bruising could come from her nodding off and hitting herself.
I wonder why Luna doesn't enter the world of IRL prostitution. Maybe bc it's dangerous and scary, but if you're high out of your mind or have a few drinks, even, it can be pretty easy to do, and is such a common hustle for addicts.
I know that during the time when she got supposedly assaulted by some guy back in her mom's apt days, ppl were wondering if it was an IRL money thing gone wrong, but Idk about that. Never saw her delve into that at all. Doesn't matter if you're sex repulsed or have no sex drive. Just smile, say hello, and bend over pretty much works. Maybe she doesn't feel the need to, bc apparently she has enough money from somewhere to get plenty high for now.
I know that during the time when she got supposedly assaulted by some guy back in her mom's apt days, ppl were wondering if it was an IRL money thing gone wrong, but Idk about that. Never saw her delve into that at all. Doesn't matter if you're sex repulsed or have no sex drive. Just smile, say hello, and bend over pretty much works. Maybe she doesn't feel the need to, bc apparently she has enough money from somewhere to get plenty high for now.
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Addicts and people with personality disorders lie about everything. Even if there is a grain of truth, they’re chronically unreliable narrators. Sure she could have been assaulted but at least for me, her treatment of Rodger and after his passing is indicative of her daily narration.
Prostitution is not easy work, and we are fed that being an egirl is the easy way out. Snap a couple shitty bathroom selfies or record yourself riding a dildo and you’ll never have to work again. With Luna I wonder if she labeled herself asexual because of her laziness in that finding her pleasure is easier thru the drugs and internet asspats vs pissplay while calling her dad and being ashamed that that’s what her life came out to and she’s ashamed of what she’s debased herself for.
Outside of sex for money doubtful she’s in anyway fucking anyone. That’s why we get to laugh at lurch for cooming online, Luna doesn’t relieve him so he goes after any thirsty hoe willing to tweet him back
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Why would Luna enter prostitution if she can keep scamming people like her dad for money?
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Lol she can't even show us a bruise on her flabby midriff without trying to turn it into a thirst post. Nobody wants to see your sad, saggy milkers, Tuna, stop it.
Bold of you to assume she's actually fucking people for money either. My presumption is that she's making a half-assed attempt at e-thottery but it'll fizzle out before long because she's lazy and unattractive and doesn't look after herself well enough to be worth paying to see, let alone touch... And those Cialis she showed Moai holding a week or so back are likely being sold to fund their more 'fun' habits, rather than being used to keep his dick hard enough for her to flatten. These two lost their spark many years ago, it's just codependence and shared addiction all the way down nowadays.
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Have you seen how fat and lazy she is? Streetwalkers have to be on their feet all day. That aside Tuna thinks of as a Crustpunk who chooses the grunge like willingly as a lifestyle. Sucking sore infested cocks in alleyways would shatter that fantasy pretty quick.
Sex work in general isn't easy, and requires a lot of effort in many ways. Lazy bitches like Luna would never be able to enter the professional world of it. At most, she just tricks desparate men on snapchat/online to buy shitty nudes from her.
I just wanna clarify that I agree sex work isn't easy, and...I very much know and agree with that. I really over-simplified the process by saying you smile and bend over. It has so many different kinds of dangers. I do find it odd that she hasn't dipped her toes in, but she seems like quite a sheltered girl despite all that's going on in her life. As far as being on your feet to do sex work, most ppl do it thru online ads nowadays. But, she seems very lazy and whiny, and that industry is neither for the lazy nor the whiny!