🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Yung Snitcha]

Imagine having to prop up the chair via TWO cushions because you're so short, in Meheeecoh where the average height is like 5'6''. How SHAMEFUL. What a midget-sized tic tac piggy, plus sized everywhere yet short enough to never worry about ceilings in closets.

Tiny whiney and irrelevant piggy. Moving a desk is hard work you see.

Have we ruled out hemorrhoids?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

The Ralphamale more like the Ralphabitch, he didn't even give Nick softball questions, he gave him teeball questions.

Exactly. It was a puff piece. Then again the Ralphamale is bishmade and would never defy Daddy Diddler Dax and ask hard hitting questions. And yet he talks about the Ralphacurse. Lol. Lmao even.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

My grandmother could move that desk with one hand.

 

[lester]

It's so obvious what happened. Ralph was nervous about hosting Rekieta so he got shitfaced to deal with the anxiety. He likely mixed his Xannies with his liquor which made him more fucked up.

I'm thinking Ralph thought he'd kill a few birds with one stone. (1)Avoiding the storm, (2)still putting his ebeggar cup out thinking he'll get some of his usual suckers to give him money for no reason. (3)The main deal though is he figured having some money he could pay for the hooker Pantsuela again. When it didn't happen for whatever reason...hence the pillstream ( xannies and alcohol) the dude was fucked out yet don't believe your lying ears and eyes. He's been sober since February. Yeah, Ok

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Exactly. It was a puff piece. Then again the Ralphamale is bishmade and would never defy Daddy Diddler Dax and ask hard hitting questions. And yet he talks about the Ralphacurse. Lol. Lmao even.

Let’s be honest Ralph was too retarded and fucked up and this was the best he could do

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Let’s be honest Ralph was too retarded and fucked up and this was the best he could do

Dayew...do...ye...let me think...do you think you...lost yerrrr way?

 

[Cringestorian X]

Gunt is picking a fight with a woman, calling her Jewish for dare accusing him of being high on heroin during the Rekieta interview. He's also confirming that he's running from the hurricane in his video.

https://archive.md/gY4Ve
https://archive.md/5c4Jf

https://archive.md/wip/UHvKS

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/3cEUi
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0n5LR

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

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I get to pull out this classic!

 

[Muppetstudios]

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Same energy:

 

[ddlloo]

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Same energy:
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He's eating out someone's asshole again isn't he?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Same energy:
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LMAO

Look at him posing with all the tourist trap shit he bought while he abandoned his cats to a hurricane.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Alogs on suicide watch

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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WTF is that thing around his neck?

 

[ddlloo]

WTF is that thing around his neck?

Proof of how rich and gangsta Ralph is.

Oh, and he had it evaluated at a porn shop and they said it was 69 carrot gold and worth nearly a million dollars!

 

[lurkin]

Dinner in a cave is an allegory for rimming Meigh.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

WTF is that thing around his neck?

This faggot seems to think 'rich looking' means wigger

 

[Muppetstudios]

Only Ralph can afford to eat at a $30 restaurant designed for groups of tourists all by himself

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

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Well, Ralph can take a credible tourist photo, I'll give him that. It's thematically appropriate too: those Aztec pyramids are shorter than Egyptian ones but are larger by volume and thus can be said to be "fatter."

 

[Rage Pig]

If there's one thing that really upsets piggy and makes him sperg out hard, it's a woman making fun of him. How often did the little girls at his school stuff him in a locker?


Edit: He’s drunk and/or high again. Hard as a diameter?