Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Alex Hogendorp]

Imagine being next to Bossman's cell and hearing him repeat "Fuck my life" over and over again.

 

[MadStan]

hSurely, more than Sinatra, this is really the song BMJ at this time.

Without me Eminem

 

[Desire]

Do we have any info over why Bossman drew got divorced?

 

[skunt]

I now understand why people hate featuring threads. Thread has ballooned from 1,000 to 1,085 pages and even though there's actual content there, him being arrested, I just cannot be bothered trudging through it.

 

[Mister Stink]

I now understand why people hate featuring threads. Thread has ballooned from 1,000 to 1,085 pages and even though there's actual content there, him being arrested, I just cannot be bothered trudging through it.

Basically just look at @lol cow supreme's posts here to get a sense of all that there is to know

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Spoiler: a tribute to bossmanjack

a short tribute to the man who brought us so many lulz over the past 10 months:

Austin Curtis Peterson was more than just a man to a lot of us. He was a sort of "boss" man, if you will. A man who showed the RATS who was who in the virtual landscape.
However, all good things must come to an end. Unfortunately, in Austin's case, they came to an end before their time. As such, I have arranged a little ditty in his memory.


The Day the Gamba Died
(Bossman Don)

[Verse 1]
A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How Runescape duels used to make me smile
And I knew I'd have come up fat
If it weren't for riggardly rats
And, maybe, if they'd juiced me for a while
But Evil Eddie made me shiver
He flipped the switches like a rigger
Making me lose it all;
Laughing as my balance falls
I can’t remember if I cried
Occasionally threatened suicide
And I'd smash my door every time
The day the gamba died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, to the gambling sites
Begged the juicers for more money 'till my wallet
Ran dry
My brand new keyboard would get
Broken each time
Singing "Fuck this, dude I'm gonna fucking-
"Dude I'm gonna go fuck a-Dude!"

[Verse 2]
Now did you write Kick's TOS
And I'd do just one more gamba sesh
'Cause the table felt just right
Oh do you believe in gambler's luck
The rats seethed as their mom's I'd fuck
And I told them "Damn that pussy
nice!"
Well, I know that Eddie's flipped the switch
`Cause these odds aren't just a glitch
Now I'm starting to lose
Dude, I just need a little juice
Gamba was just a part of my daily routine
On a monitor with a broken screen
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the gamba died
I started singing

[Chorus]
Bye, bye to the gambling sites
Begged the juicers for more money 'till my wallet
Ran dry
And in a rage the walls were
beaten each time
Singing "Fuck this, dude I'm gonna fucking-
"Dude I'm gonna go fuck a-Dude!"

[Verse 3]
Now for two years I lived like a neet
As big wins piled up at my feet
But that’s not how it's been lately
When Justin came up from Snellvillē
We fished, we gambled, and we smoked some weed
And I thought I was safe from riggardry
But, I thought while smoking crack
That Justin might just be a rat
The meeting was adjourned;
To Georgia he returned
And as I concluded he was a rat
Who lied to me and all of my chat
I told him never to come back
The day the gamba died
We were singing

[Chorus]
Bye, bye to the gambling sites
Begged the juicers for more money 'till my wallet
Ran dry
My door gave way from getting
smashed every time
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

[Verse 4]
And as the winter bled into spring
I knew that Eddie had my number
as I landed a 2 week ban
I hit myself and my skin I ripped
As Eddie's switch had just been flipped
And I didn't know this was part of his plan
Now for two weeks I streamed on Discord
And seeing my plight all the rats roared
But then the ban was lifted
And to my chat I grifted!
On CS:2 I met a troon;
He thought his voice would make me swoon
He was a fag and I wasn't moved
The day the gamba died
We started singing

[Chorus]
Bye, bye to the gambling sites
Begged the juicers for more money 'till my wallet
Ran dry
And my new door had to be
moved every time
Singing "Fuck this, dude I'm gonna fucking-
"Dude I'm gonna go fuck a-Dude!"

[Verse 5]
Oh, and then I got perma'd off of Kick
So I retreated this time to Twitch
A new casino to start again
So come on: Noah be nimble, Noah be quick!
Niggardly Noah didn't flip the switch
Cause I went up 200 grand
Oh, and as I looked at a Range Rover
He flipped the switch, my dreams were over
No juicer born in hell
Could break that rigger's spell
And as my wallet plummeted into the
night
As Shuffle set my deal alight
I saw Noah laughing with delight
The day the gamba died
We were singing

[Chorus]
Bye, bye to the gambling sites
Begged the juicers for more money 'till my wallet
Ran dry
And riggers would leave me broke and
without a dime
Singing "Fuck this, dude I'm gonna fucking-
"Dude I'm gonna go fuck a-Dude!"

[Verse 6]
I asked my brother for some juice
When he saw the crack rocks in my room
He turned to leave, his path I blocked
I went up to that fucking rat
and beat down on his selfish ass
But him and ratdad called the cops
And in the courts: prosecution yelled
The jury cried, my attorney screamed
But the case was settled;
Battery and possession
And the three men at my detention:
Eddie, Noah, and my own brethren
They let me go off to prison
The day the gamba died
And they were singing

[Chorus]
Bye-bye to the gambling sites
Begging Tyrone for a twenty to bet
against Jamal
And them prison monkeys would laugh
as I ran dry
Singing, "Fuck this, dude I'm gonna fucking-
"Dude I'm gonna go fuck a-Dude!"
They were singing
Bye-bye to the gambling sites
Begging Tyrone for a twenty to bet
against Jamal
And them prison monkeys would laugh
as I ran dry
Singing, "Fuck this, dude I'm gonna fucking-
"Dude I'm gonna go fuck a-Dude!"

 

[11apocalyptic11]

Do we have any info over why Bossman drew got divorced?

Not aware of anything, but considering the family he's from............

 

[skunt]

Basically just look at @lol cow supreme's posts here to get a sense of all that there is to know

I'll just pass altogether. There's a few chill users in the chat i can bother to summarise things. Realistically, austin getting arrested isn't that surprising and considering we haven't had any additional info since then, there's really no value at all in going back through them anyway.

I'll live without seeing autistic song lyrics and thread soundtracks for ~50 pages or whatever.

 

[Born To Shill]

Coming back live from the deathbed for just one last post in the boss thread. It was fun, thank you for the good times and the bad times, the highs and the lows however the gamba has ended and the debt remains. Get it twisted rats have swarmed the gates and the bosses kingdom has fallen, the riggers and evil Eddie have had the last laugh and now we must say goodbye to out titular character as he was felted by the criminal justice system. Bossman has let me down not even evil Eddie would assault his own family however I will miss the content all the same.

 

[False and Misleading]

Took a stab of autistically putting the autistic lyrics into Suno and I think it turned out alright

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Joe Rogan talks about bossmanjack
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I’m not lying, when I heard that part of the JRE episode the only thing I could think of was Bossman.
I could hear Bossman.

 

[Sluggo the Nasty]

Any chance one of you AI autists could do a bossman cover of "Don't Dream It's Over" by Crowded House?

 

[NaggotFigger]

I now understand why people hate featuring threads. Thread has ballooned from 1,000 to 1,085 pages and even though there's actual content there, him being arrested, I just cannot be bothered trudging through it.

Considering that Austin getting arrested was nothing special, trudging through every bits of info was bothersome, even if there were bits of information on the Bossman’s arrest. This happens the same when he got arrested and was convicted a felony. Gamba does a man really bad that Austin is basically extremely volatile and hostile.
The information holds little value to re-read, in my actual opinion, we just simply have better lolcow milk to make fun of more than Austin’s arrest. It was fun to see his downhill and rats trying to do something with him and him lashing back hilariously against those rodents and his very own family due to crack and weed. The only things that are now interesting were AI covers of Austin and nothing else.

 

[ilostitall]

somebody please help him dude

 

[East_Clintwood]

Imagine being next to Bossman's cell and hearing him repeat "Fuck my life" over and over again.

Even worse, imagine being in the cell next to Bossman and hearing him repeat "I'm gonna fuck a dude" over and over again.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Do the services know of his false arrest? Are there gemba donos just piling up for him when he comes out?

 

[break these cuffs]

Do the services know of his false arrest? Are their gemba donos just piling up for him when he comes out?

He lost his shuffle deal a day or two before the arrest. They gave him a $10K severance that he promptly lost, of course. Niggardly Noah lit the fuse on the powder keg. BossmAndrew's blood is on his hands.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

but they have cards in jail AND prison in the United States. You can even buy your own deck of cards from the commissary.

I won't get into it but no, most prisons explicitly ban playing cards. You are wrong. There are 50 states, each with their own rules and regulations, plus the federal system, so saying "X is Y in prison in the US" is retarded, because there are no universal constants beyond locked doors.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Its been a long day, without you my friend..

 

[AnOminous]

I won't get into it but no, most prisons explicitly ban playing cards. You are wrong. There are 50 states, each with their own rules and regulations, plus the federal system, so saying "X is Y in prison in the US" is retarded, because there are no universal constants beyond locked doors.

And lots of prisoners routinely ignore these bans. Apparently Tonk is pretty popular in prisons.