Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Hans Kammler]

I am eagerly awaiting the arrest report. Let's all wish the kind hefty women in the clerk's office a nice and easy day so they can get this to us.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Do you think he'll get adequate treatment for crack withdrawals in jail? Suddenly being cut off from multiple addictions cold turkey sounds absolutely brutal.

 

[False and Misleading]

Do you think he'll get adequate treatment for crack withdrawals in jail? Suddenly being cut off from multiple addictions cold turkey sounds absolutely brutal.

None of his withdrawals will be life threatening so no. He will feel like shit, but he won't get seizures or any other life threatening medical conditions.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

None of his withdrawals will be life threatening so no. He will feel like shit, but he won't get seizures or any other life threatening medical conditions.

As for gamba, I think he'll end up in debt if even a few of the other inmates gamble. He could very well end up as a prison bitch.

 

[AnOminous]

Do you think he'll get adequate treatment for crack withdrawals in jail? Suddenly being cut off from multiple addictions cold turkey sounds absolutely brutal.

Jailers literally laugh their asses off at junkies going into withdrawals, as they have had to put up with their drugged-up bullshit very often for years. They DO NOT CARE.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Do we have any info over why Bossman drew got divorced?

Yeah, she said: "wow your music sucks and you are a snitch, die you fat faggot".

 

[The Last Cigarette]

I'll just pass altogether. There's a few chill users in the chat i can bother to summarise things. Realistically, austin getting arrested isn't that surprising and considering we haven't had any additional info since then, there's really no value at all in going back through them anyway.

I'll live without seeing autistic song lyrics and thread soundtracks for ~50 pages or whatever.

The feature itself pretty much sums up all we know still. The rest is speculation. He likely is going to get 5 years minimum in prison but with retard lol cow luck, I'm praying he's streaming tonight.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Do we have any info over why Bossman drew got divorced?

It's in the Peterson family DNA to go all-in even when the odds are against them.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

And lots of prisoners routinely ignore these bans. Apparently Tonk is pretty popular in prisons.

Yeah, which is why I explicitly said contraband cards. Gambling and cards are very common in prisons, I was merely stating that in many prisons, they are explicitly banned, since gambling leads to gambling debts which leads to dudes getting clapped in the back of the head with a lock in a sock.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Jailers literally laugh their asses off at junkies going into withdrawals, as they have had to put up with their drugged-up bullshit very often for years. They DO NOT CARE.

And why would they? They're not trained to prescribe methadone or other medications. To my knowledge there isn't even a methadone equivalent for cocaine.

I think the only thing for Bossman to do is to be hung out dry.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

And why would they? They're not trained to prescribe methadone or other medications. To my knowledge there isn't even a methadone equivalent for cocaine.

I think the only thing for Bossman to do is to be hung out dry.

If you don't have an addiction where withdrawal will kill you (benzos, alcohol), you'll have to white-knuckle it. Even then, you'll only go to medical if you're actually having seizures or delusions.

Also, I'm gambling on: he attacked BossmanDrew & will get mandatory rehab instead of five years. He did nine years of probation with no issues and I'm sure his family will write to the judge. Niggas be out there violating probation like 6 times before they get sent back to the clink.

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

Also, I'm gambling on: he attacked BossmanDrew & will get mandatory rehab instead of five years. He did nine years of probation with no issues and I'm sure his family will write to the judge. Niggas be out there violating probation like 6 times before they get sent back to the clink.

I will pray

 

[thebigdream]

Also, I'm gambling on: he attacked BossmanDrew & will get mandatory rehab instead of five years. He did nine years of probation with no issues and I'm sure his family will write to the judge. Niggas be out there violating probation like 6 times before they get sent back to the clink.

If he does get away with no jail time, I wonder what that means for his relationship with his family. If he assaulted his parents, they would have to be infinitely cucked to let him back in. If he assaulted Bossmandrew, that would be real awkward if he's still living there when Austin gets back.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Question is, will he shoot up a on stream as soon as he's out?

Slight correction made.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

If he does get away with no jail time, I wonder what that means for his relationship with his family. If he assaulted his parents, they would have to be infinitely cucked to let him back in. If he assaulted Bossmandrew, that would be real awkward if he's still living there when Austin gets back.

Court mandated rehab would mean he'd be stuck in an institution and be away from them for a period of time, which would curb some of the awkwardness. Considering how lenient they are with him, I could see how they'd blame the crack and gamba for his behavior and "just want their baby to get better" type deal. Optimistic, I know, but considering how lenient and forgiving they are with him, I don't think it's out of the question. The brother's a pastor, so I think if (again, huge grain of salt) he came out the other side clean, they'd welcome him back.

However, I think he would need years of sober house living away from the 'rents to get clean, which I don't see happening. Coming out of rehab and going home would probably result in a relapse, due to the permissiveness of the household. He's never really been drug free.

I don't see this thread going into the Lolcows of History board anytime soon. Maybe we'll get a Daniel Larson arc! Happy to be wrong!

 

[ForTheHoard]

Is there any shot from his streaming on arrest day that would help determine what shoes he was wearing when arrested? I'd hate to think Officer Tyrone is finger fucking his Yeezys in the personal property lockup.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Jailers literally laugh their asses off at junkies going into withdrawals, as they have had to put up with their drugged-up bullshit very often for years. They DO NOT CARE.

Depends heavily on the jail. If the jail has actual medical staff, then yeah he'll get something to make his life not as shit. If the jail has like, a single contract nurse to do intake screenings to avoid lawsuits, then yeah, he's boned and the jailers will draw straws for "who has to go deal with the whiny crackhead in Alpha Pod?"

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

As implied in the username, I do have an addictive personality, and gambling has been a particularly nasty vice in my lifetime. However I have seen multiple vids about BossmanJack, and after watching the Turkey Tom one, I realized that he's being paid to gamble like a true degenerate moron. I think (as in this is not a professional opinion and should not be taken as such) that his emotional problems stem from a legitimate learning disability. He reminds me of a former neighbor kid I grew up with, ironically named Jack. Jack's similar that he's a down-to-earth guy on his humblest days, but he's had problems in life due to his condition. It's sad that Austin decided to commit DV. He truly has no idea how lucky he is to have family that support him despite his behavioral issues.

I'm legitimately not even mad at him, just disappointed.

Anyway, BMJ helps me realize what gambling truly is:

Lolcow behavior

 

[greed123]

As implied in the username, I do have an addictive personality, and gambling has been a particularly nasty vice in my lifetime. However I have seen multiple vids about BossmanJack, and after watching the Turkey Tom one, I realized that he's being paid to gamble like a true degenerate moron. I think (as in this is not a professional opinion and should not be taken as such) that his emotional problems stem from a legitimate learning disability. He reminds me of a former neighbor kid I grew up with, ironically named Jack. Jack's similar that he's a down-to-earth guy on his humblest days, but he's had problems in life due to his condition. It's sad that Austin decided to commit DV. He truly has no idea how lucky he is to have family that support him despite his behavioral issues.

I'm legitimately not even mad at him, just disappointed.

Anyway, BMJ helps me realize what gambling truly is:

Lolcow behavior

his emotions and feelings are 100% raw, RAT

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

RAW MONEY, RAW FELTS, RAW DEWDS GETTIN FUCKED