Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
my specific prediction is that Chibi will return to Japan, but ultimately have a minor existential crisis upon realizing he did not get as big of a **dopamine hit** as he expected/did the first time that he went (the second time is never as good as the first)

This will manifest as a lot of ambiguous whining about being lost in life (maybe not during Japan, but afterwards) which will inevitably lead to claims that he belongs in japan/will never truly be happy anywhere else. Also, this may coincide with even more desperate attempts to get laid as he tries to fill the hole in his heart he thought the promised land could heal
I hope he doesn't get that same thing all the Chinamen do after they visit Paris, where the letdown is so profound they neckrope.

I'm not worried about Chibi, I'd just hate to lose years of potential entertainment if he checks out early.
 
New pool: how long until Chibi-san starts getting called Chibi-chan by his students?
 
Boku no Chibi

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I hope he doesn't get that same thing all the Chinamen do after they visit Paris, where the letdown is so profound they neckrope.

I'm not worried about Chibi, I'd just hate to lose years of potential entertainment if he checks out early.
If Chibi does go to Japan full time he'll pull the typical weeb shit that they all do.

First everything is amazing. And I mean everything because it's new. It's called the "Honeymoon phase". Later on they wake up to the fact that Japan, like every other country, is full of good and bad elements and no matter what happens you will never be truly accepted or welcome there. That tends to break a lot of weebs and they come back broken like Gaijin Goombah did. It takes a strong mind, or possibly champion levels of cluelessness, to stay more than a few years after that and attempt to make a real life out there.

New pool: how long until Chibi-san starts getting called Chibi-chan by his students?
If they do it wouldn't be to his face.
 
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That’s very rich coming from someone that made their cat sit on their dick, Adam.
He's really desperate for brownie points, isn't he. That's such a trivial pet owner thing to get this viscerally mad about but I guess it's something to pull out of his ass to get cool reacts from his Facebook friends over.
 
The fact that he of all people is posting a pic of some chart about con boundaries with a cat on the bottom is making me laugh by itself.
This is him saying "I've totally changed and understand consent this time, but if you want to let me touch you inappropriately, I still desperately want to do that to everyone I know at all times "
 
This is him saying "I've totally changed and understand consent this time, but if you want to let me touch you inappropriately, I still desperately want to do that to everyone I know at all times "
As a general life rule, I'd say if you ever have to explicitly ask for consent you should probably just keep your hands to yourself. Then again these sheets are made up for cons, which are almost exclusively populated by creepy autists who don't understand boundaries, so maybe they really do need it spelled out.
 
Sorry, I'm not too well versed in Chibi lore yet. Did he try to make it as if he was levitating shit with his mind? Or did he throw things around the normal way?
He admits he knocked things around like a bitch boy, but he SWEARS he blacked out and wasn't in control of his actions. This, understandably, fooled nobody and is another in a long line of him failing to take accountability for himself.
 
Better avoid thinking where his other hand is right now.
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Considering he wanted to fuck a Vaporeon, which I'm guessing this is a version of, yeah Chibi is a freak.

He admits he knocked things around like a bitch boy, but he SWEARS he blacked out and wasn't in control of his actions. This, understandably, fooled nobody and is another in a long line of him failing to take accountability for himself.
Just another example of him trying to act special.
 
Does that tard group he went to Japan with last time have a trip scheduled for September? Or is he going to do the unthinkable and go by himself free from any wrangling?
 
Does that tard group he went to Japan with last time have a trip scheduled for September? Or is he going to do the unthinkable and go by himself free from any wrangling?
Nothing for September 2024
(lol its still 10k usd a seat, its not even cheaper with a weaker Yen)
I hope he goes by himself and lives the dream of being a truly free spirited Joker cosplayer in the hallowed halls of some stinky backstreet.
 
Does that tard group he went to Japan with last time have a trip scheduled for September? Or is he going to do the unthinkable and go by himself free from any wrangling?

Despite trying to appear as inclusive, there's a chance that the tard rodeo tour group strongly suggested he shouldn't go again. It is supposed to be for young adults, not almost middle aged men, and he insisted on doing weird shit(even by their standards) like spending a whole day cosplaying and livestreaming himself playing on his Switch at 3 am in their shared hotel room.
 
Despite trying to appear as inclusive, there's a chance that the tard rodeo tour group strongly suggested he shouldn't go again. It is supposed to be for young adults, not almost middle aged men, and he insisted on doing weird shit(even by their standards) like spending a whole day cosplaying and livestreaming himself playing on his Switch at 3 am in their shared hotel room.
I'm surprised they even took him the second time. Maybe they go by mental age?
 
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