Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[SentinentCloud]

Erm - are we just missing the part in the clip where boogie asks to shake mutahars , muta rejects and boogie explains “ this motherfucker just got engaged” ?

So ever the attention seeker he’s asked dezbot to marry him at keems party.

it is part of the boogie species lifecycle and breeding process

first he needs to cort the human female then he marries her in a official marriage THEN he eates her whole and shits out a mini boogie that then he may also eat if he is too hungry still

 

[mlanguishi]

 

[cock gobbler]

I don't think I saw anyone talking about these messages from the Pump handlers on July 3rd.

Spoiler: Telegram Messages

>Most of the dev wallet has been burned. We also burned 42,000,000 other tokens including 10 bought with SOL and immediately burned
>One thing we’re working on currently is a site for new content we’re doing with boogie
>This content won’t be on YouTube etc
>To watch the video, you’ll have to connect with your SOL wallet and burn 1 faddy to watch
>But we’ll have extra takes. Behind the scenes. And some entirely different videos up under this system

So they're working on some kind of StoryFire ripoff? I look forward to the Pump handlers' frustration when they realize they can't get Boogie to put effort into making videos.

 

[Swole McPole]

Most of the dev wallet has been burned. We also burned 42,000,000 other tokens including 10 bought with SOL and immediately burned

Shame they didn't burn the fat man while they were at it.

 

[derthballs]

Ah I listened again, it was Keem that got engaged.

I would still not bet against boogie Coming home engaged to Dezi though

Edited awful spelling - couldn’t find my glasses when I posted it.

 

[Particle Bored]

I don't think I saw anyone talking about these messages from the Pump handlers on July 3rd.

Spoiler: Telegram Messages

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>Most of the dev wallet has been burned. We also burned 42,000,000 other tokens including 10 bought with SOL and immediately burned
>One thing we’re working on currently is a site for new content we’re doing with boogie
>This content won’t be on YouTube etc
>To watch the video, you’ll have to connect with your SOL wallet and burn 1 faddy to watch
>But we’ll have extra takes. Behind the scenes. And some entirely different videos up under this system

So they're working on some kind of StoryFire ripoff? I look forward to the Pump handlers' frustration when they realize they can't get Boogie to put effort into making videos.

This also puts the lie (again) to a bunch of his excuses. Are the "millionaire crypto bros" supposed to be itching to get their eyes on some exclusive Boogie content that you need to spend Lardcoin to watch? Gee you'd think that would be the type of thing that would appeal to die hard Boogie fans.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

There is $23k of liquidity left in the coin. I think Coffee mentioned over $3million on Day 0..
This ship has sunk. It doesn't matter how many coins he burns. He is just rearranging chairs on the Titanic.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Shame they didn't burn the fat man while they were at it.

I just assume that Keem and the others are just there to respect Muta's culture
because burning the fat man infront of him would be offensive to an indian...
given that Boogie's body weight and fat to muscle ratio is more closer to a cow than a pig at this point

 

[taargustaargus]

That's a picture of Stavros Halkias in the thumbnail/poster and there's way you could could change my mind

 

[A Piece of Coal]

That's a picture of Stavros Halkias in the thumbnail/poster and there's way you could could change my mind

Stav is occasionally funny. Boogie deserves to die.

 

[Helvetia]

he is so fat. fucking die already.

 

[Swole McPole]

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he is so fat. fucking die already.

Next 4th of July, I want to eat BoogDezen. Roast Boogie, stuffed with Dezi2.

The classic turducken is a complex dish because there's not a lot of fat on the turkey, so it needs brining or some other treatment to try and retain moisture. BoogDezen is much easier -- like the original recipes that used a duck or a goose, Roast Boogie has very little moisture and a very high proportion of fat. You have to be careful that boogie and dezi don't both slither out of the oven as soon as cooking begins. Make liberal use of skewers to hold fatty and his child bride in place. If you render off the fat, you'll have enough Boog dripping to last you a lifetime.

The downside is that anything you roast in Boogfat will taste of lies and self pity. Your plate will keep begging you for money while you eat from it.

"My mom is that serving dish over there. She abused me when I was just a little saucer. I'd like to work for a living, but I can't. I've got cancer of the plate... If you want to support me, sign up to my OnlyPlates channel where I show my backside."

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Some people meltdown when they turn a new decade marker. Let's hope this fat fucking planet goes berzerk upon turning 50.

 

[foreman 89]

This is probably gonna piss a lot of people here off because I know people think Boogie is beyond at this point, which is true however I'm curious, what do you hypothetically think a Boogie redemption arc would look like? Let's say something just flips in his head this night and tries to do better and actually improve his life, for real not like one of those fake introspections he's had.

 

[Pump Meat]

This is probably gonna piss a lot of people here off because I know people think Boogie is beyond at this point, which is true however I'm curious, what do you hypothetically think a Boogie redemption arc would look like? Let's say something just flips in his head this night and tries to do better and actually improve his life, for real not like one of those fake introspections he's had.

Permanently abandoning social media and becoming fully committed to leading a private life. Become more disciplined and learn to appreciate a more simple existence that doesn’t rely on the crass accumulation of nerd trash. Picking up hobbies that allow for creative expression that don’t rely on the reaction of an audience to enjoy. Living unobtrusively into his 70s surrounded by people who actually care for him and then dying with dignity in comfort because he has come to terms with his mortality. Letting go with the acknowledgement that this is what nature intended and everything will continue churning on as before because ultimately he doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things.

 

[foreman 89]

Permanently abandoning social media and becoming fully committed to leading a private life. Become more disciplined and learn to appreciate a more simple existence that doesn’t rely on the crass accumulation of nerd trash. Picking up hobbies that allow for creative expression that don’t rely on the reaction of an audience to enjoy. Living unobtrusively into his 70s surrounded by people who actually care for him and then dying with dignity in comfort because he has come to terms with his mortality. Letting go with the acknowledgement that this is what nature intended and everything will continue churning on as before because ultimately he doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things.

If hypothetically he decided to stay on Youtube and Lolcow, getting off twitter and instagram, could he turn his youtube career around with effort?

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

This is probably gonna piss a lot of people here off because I know people think Boogie is beyond at this point, which is true however I'm curious, what do you hypothetically think a Boogie redemption arc would look like? Let's say something just flips in his head this night and tries to do better and actually improve his life, for real not like one of those fake introspections he's had.

It's quite simple. He takes his pistol, and shoots himself in the head.
Redeemed.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

If you render off the fat, you'll have enough Boog dripping to last you a lifetime.

... or your entine neighbourhood will go up in flames from the resulting grease fire:

As Boogie has ample fat stores and is already in Canada, maybe he just needs to travel north.... a LOT further north. His insulating fat layer could likely protect him from hypothermia and starvation for several weeks in the arctic circle - a polar bear would surely find him by then.

Edited to Add:
@foreman 89 I don't think it's likely. His reputation and worth as a social media personality is kinda like the value of those massively overprinted hockey and baseball cards from the late 80s to early 90s. There is NOTHING that you can do to restore trust in the product. You could round up and burn 99.9% of the cards on the entire planet, and collectors STILL won't take an interest in them as their reputation is permanently damaged.

I personally don't think Boogie can change because he just doesn't seem to see other people as humans with their own feelings and needs, but rather as NPCs to toy with (and I don't think you can 'fix' that with people broken in this way). But EVEN IF he had some crazy visit in the night by 3 ghosts who managed to change him, I don't think anyone but the chromosomally-challenged (aka: his current fanbase) would believe him.

 

[Pump Meat]

If hypothetically he decided to stay on Youtube and Lolcow, getting off twitter and instagram, could he turn his youtube career around with effort?

I don't think it possible, social media exacerbates everything maladaptive about him. Boogie is a deeply fucked up person and has spent decades fortifying the excuses for his vices. to such an extent that his entire life is structured around the sisyphean task of satisfying his appetites.

 

[foreman 89]

I personally don't think Boogie can change because he just doesn't seem to see other people as humans with their own feelings and needs, but rather as NPCs to toy with (and I don't think you can 'fix' that with people broken in this way). But EVEN IF he had some crazy visit in the night by 3 ghosts who managed to change him, I don't think anyone but the chromosomally-challenged (aka: his current fanbase) would believe him.

Would perception of him not change after say a year of him having better behaviour, let's say gracefully ending things with Desi, losing weight, putting out better Youtube content and sincerely apologizing for past shit?