Best friend tells me this story about a sexpest breaking into a girls apt next door, the girl was a platonic friend of his. The sexpest broke in rummaged through her underwear drawer and other stuff, she comes home horrified to find her place a wreck, pest is drunk and or high on her couch. She freaks out calls 911 and then him. He rushes over there, PD is already there and the creep took off. PD says he has a long record of doing this kind of thing and half dozen convictions, this was not some mistake or drunken lapse in judgement. Couple of days later I'm having a rough week, some pulled a hit and run on my favorite car work is pissing me off etc etc. We're playing minecraft and I ask hypothetically what would happen if we went over there later tonight around 2 AM, took the tags off my my car, baseball caps and covid masks, quietly picked the lock on the door, quietly walked into the sexpest place and just woke him up by beating the fuck out of him for the fun of it and then left immediately? I was so dissapointed his reply was: TP, that would be wrong and we can't do that even in minecraft.
