Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

I’m starting to worry that what we are seeing is a complete solution to the Kino-Content Metric, colloquially known as “The Merge” is on the brink of being found with Ralph and Nick forming an axis through which Magi-Chan will step into our reality, shattering it thoroughly. Please, let me die during its emergence so I don’t have to witness a new reality formed around the delusions of a certified motherfucker.
 
to me if your idea of politics is to use it to create an insular club just leave. build it on something else, your favorite anime or whatever. most people will not be enlightened torch bearers but rather followers, its how it goes. again maybe off topic but fuck that sentiment.
The joke is that there is a certain amount of antisemitism that is sensible and useful, so much that some Jews even agree with it to exploit other Jews better. But when stupid people start getting into antisemitism, after a while they will get bored of just talking about how Jews act and their nepotism, and instead start coming up with insane shit like Jews controlling the weather, Israel causing homosexuality and troons in every country, and every bad thing in their life being caused by Jews trying to take them out. And naturally, the smarter antisemites end have to choose between being publicly allied with retards like Ethan Ralph and Lucas Gage, or just not being antisemitic and being friendly with high-IQ jews instead, and they just choose the latter.
French racists like Gobineau and other philosophers like Nietzsche came to the conclusion that antisemitism is only effective when adopted by intelligent people who want to understand them as a race, and when this changes, and a mass of stupid people start hating jews, they don't just spread the useful ideas, they start making up retarded shit to entertain each other.

PPP and Warksi have basically gone through the same path, and have come to the conclusion that Gabe Hoffman is a far better friend than AF lol
 
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And naturally, the smarter antisemites end have to choose between being publicly allied with retards like Ethan Ralph and Lucas Gage, or just not being antisemitic and being friendly with high-IQ jews instead, and they just choose the latter.
or you can just still be antisemitic and not sell out because ethan ralph or whatever. i dont even think thats what happened warski was never that way and ppp i think just changed when he had to interact with the wider world post surfer. i dont even think ppp was really that way really i think he just felt less inclined to be permanently ironic or joking.
 
The joke is that there is a certain amount of antisemitism that is sensible and useful, so much that some Jews even agree with it to exploit other Jews better. But when stupid people start getting into antisemitism, after a while they will get bored of just talking about how Jews act and their nepotism, and instead start coming up with insane shit like Jews controlling the weather, Israel causing homosexuality and troons in every country, and every bad thing in their life being caused by Jews trying to take them out. And naturally, the smarter antisemites end have to choose between being publicly allied with retards like Ethan Ralph and Lucas Gage, or just not being antisemitic and being friendly with high-IQ jews instead, and they just choose the latter.
What I'm getting from this is that an intellgient antisemite isn't antisemitic at all.
 
They're both skinwalking Anthony Cumia, its just less obvious because Cumia has degraded so badly over time.
In terms of skinwalking anyone, Tardski's skinwalking Jim Norton's "Chip Chipperson" character. The difference is that Chip is (was) retarded and funny in small doses, while Tardski's just retarded.
 
I'm a little out of the loop with the Kino Casino hosts. Why doesn't Andy download the clips he plays and use VLC or something. It looks like he plays the clips from google drive and they often have buffering issues as a result.
Is there a good reason for him doing it the way he does?
 
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OMG, I sent a pic of Warski & kitty to my husband today. Will this be a trend?!? I hope so.

"Babe, time for your Catski text! Love you, hope work is OK, xoxo"
Warski's Gf updated twitter with HD QUALITY cat pic. Look at those big silly ears, that tiny mouth, those oversize paws.

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Kittens are best co-hosts ever.
 
They should just set up a Jujumania mega-show and schedule the Maddox interview for that, then follow it by getting Dear Feeder on. That would balance the narrative about Maddox as well while adding more deep embarassing lore about Dax.
Josh's anti-Maddox arguments are a little too sparse to consider for the show imo. He mainly hones in on Asterios having his life ruined needlessly, and while he's correct, I don't think he's autistically immersed in the history of the lolsuit enough to really stand up to Maddox's super long video.

We need someone who can break down the "my ex-gf only made one phone call" narrative, for example. Something about it does not sit right with me. Dax says she called around the school district to find where Marie worked, that's not "one phone call." Dax is a liar, but I doubt he made that one up. Plus, it's also very obviously a life ruination threat. What does Marie's school have to do with psychotic Dick Show fans, exactly?

Maddox has conclusively proven that Dax lies, but he himself definitely exaggerates, moralfags, and shifts blame. I'm not sure the farms even has an autist powerful enough to waste their time putting all the facts together and standing up to him.

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Also, did you guys see Ralph's IMDB? Never knew he was in MGS2. Good game!
 
PPP should watch some episodes of the Tim Dillon podcast. Dillon has a producer/cohost that he 'directs' his monologues at but who doesn't reply, like a framing tool.

If PPP was to find some deaf mute crack head on the streets (maybe he could learn OBS) sit him down at a table, it would be a massive fucking improvement on Andy Warski. PPP might be able to actually get a few riffs going without that inane moron ruining his flow.
 
Yesterday's show is completely unwatchable. Less than a quarter of the show was content or commentary. Why even have an eight-hour show if you have to skip forward past broadcast television length derailments and superchat callouts? It's not like the superchats have messages or videos, they're noninteractive with the audience and just waste time. They have no self-awareness to be making fun of Ali for screaming and soying out while, in the very same segment, themselves screaming and soying out because they got a new pay pig. They soyed out longer than Ali. Ring it up, Ali dub.

Andy fucking sucks at his job. It should be really easy for him, all the guy has to do is run obs, but he can't just be the studio monkey. No, the guy has to chime in every other second with a retarded or hypocritical comment. He has no charm or insight. He must have some big balls though to demand money out of his audience in some of the least creative ways I've ever seen. The guy literally says, "I love money, chat pay me more." Homeless people write better pitches on cardboard. He treats his audience like pay pig retards and laughs at them for donating. He's an open whore who would cry and beg if he ever went one day without bleeding money from someone. And fuck his sober arc. He's never been more boring and self-righteous. The guy is not as good of a performer sober. And he brags about it like an AA loser. Like good for you bud, I just choose to drink responsibly. Can the guy not responsibly have a beer with dinner? He's just bragging that he's on a 150-day weak loser streak. He doesn't need to be replaced but the money has gotten to his head and made him very greedy and boring.
 
PPP should watch some episodes of the Tim Dillon podcast. Dillon has a producer/cohost that he 'directs' his monologues at but who doesn't reply, like a framing tool.

If PPP was to find some deaf mute crack head on the streets (maybe he could learn OBS) sit him down at a table, it would be a massive fucking improvement on Andy Warski. PPP might be able to actually get a few riffs going without that inane moron ruining his flow.
I'm at the 6 hour mark of the latest stream, and Warski has stepped out for a bit. You really notice their dynamic as hosts when it is missing.

Not that I think they shouldn't allow bathroom breaks, but it's a little rough when it's solo PPP at this hour of the show.

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Here's PPP pretending to literally die during the Rekieta interview segment.

PPP is the drama guy who gets your attention, but he's not able to fill an 8+ hour show with non-stop drama. Not like anyone could watch 8 hours of PPPreaching anyway!

Warski is holding the show together with his energy and charisma. I don't hate his Redbar act, either. Lot of worse characters out there to imitate.

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Speaking of worse characters, here's a rapist on the left, retard on the right, and fat gay blimp Tim Dillon in the middle. Very nearly mimicking The Gunt Photo (Dillon makes sure to buy tent-sized clothes so you can't see it).

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Edit: here is a screenshot where it looks like Ralph has a Hitler. He should just get a full Hitler after his double heiling.
 
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Yesterday's show is completely unwatchable
It was way more interesting than watching Ralph be drunk for 6 hours. I blame the paypig but I don't know it didn't really bother me that much, the show was really good overall.
Andy fucking sucks at his job.
Andy gets too much hate, he does play off PPP well and PPP would be too busy eating 24/7 to do a show without him. Andy does a lot behind the scenes as well that PPP would never do like editing and booking guests. He gives a nice retard counterbalance to PPP's autism. As for the sobriety thing he only brings it up when it's brought up by a donor or when someone calls him a cokehead, I don't detect any self-righteousness about it. He is never scolding the paypigs either unless he's joking, if anything that's a criticism for PPP but I wouldn't levy it.
 
He treats his audience like pay pig retards and laughs at them for donating.
he actually has the opposite problem of seeing or wanting to see the audience as friends or friendly even when theyre not ala aim aim aim. i was banned in some rando grifters chat for an n tower and he had that "sigh im a professional and the scum are doing this, okay yall you get those types lets move on im not racist kick please no ban" reaction, whereas spamming the nigger slur in kino chat too much i can tell andy got actually a bit angry on a more personal level when timing me out. ive followed andy almost his whole career at least when his anti sjw stuff started and youll have to trust me on this he makes his audience and his fans and the orbiters into a friend group to an unhealthy degree at times, even in this recent iteration hes already had kino casino fans over irl to play poker, which isnt bad ig but does show how he prefers to interact with people who watch him online.

Andy fucking sucks at his job. It should be really easy for him, all the guy has to do is run obs, but he can't just be the studio monkey. No, the guy has to chime in every other second with a retarded or hypocritical comment. He has no charm or insight.
sometimes hell notice something ppp hasnt or if its something he knows about like editing i enjoy his comments. also hes tried to tone down things the dono breaks have gotten less intrusive. it seems theyre pushing subs more now ig so you pay the subs and are noticed and get more behind the scenes interaction which spares us constant dono breaks. hes not surfer and hes not ppp so hes not going to play to us as much and just burn the shit down or whip out his cock to spite susan or eddie or youtube or kick or whatever but personally i like seeing more of a normal person react to this insane horse shit and hes somehow been more stable than those two. plus idk i think hes just been better recently all around.

And fuck his sober arc. He's never been more boring and self-righteous. The guy is not as good of a performer sober. And he brags about it like an AA loser. Like good for you bud, I just choose to drink responsibly. Can the guy not responsibly have a beer with dinner? He's just bragging that he's on a 150-day weak loser streak. He doesn't need to be replaced but the money has gotten to his head and made him very greedy and boring.
now that i agree on i think andy should do more coke and more drank and ppp and andy should move into together and make the kino casino a survival horror stream.
 
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