Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Got home from work, booted up my PC and slipped into my usual routine of clicking on my bookmark of Bossman's stream expecting to catch up on some VOD's of Bossman losing it all, the tab was loading for half a second until I realized. I swear, that realization hit like a truck.

It's so over :'(.
There was talk that Kasino chat found another gambler to watch but he just cannot compare, a pale imitation can never surpass the real unparalleled crack energy of Bossman.
 
Shamelessly stole this from the BMJ Plebbit (like they steal 98% from my clips) and Crack-o-Visioned it, I hope he isn't doing this in jail. :lossmanjack:

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bit late but ever considered adding some kind of gay watermark? null posted a kiwifarms seal somewhere, i think during the recent bodycam arrest that got featured.
aside from that, a funny tactic is using the +NIGGER license as an idea and just scrolling NIGGER in faded text through the middle of the screen every few seconds.
you'd make some youtubers very angry

Proper tribute to Boss can be shown by betting your first paycheck on a single flip after yours gets delivered. Bet anyone you have to. Pets count, just flush the money down the toilet if you lose.
heads you donate to trans lifeline, tails you donate to the kiwi farms.
 
bit late but ever considered adding some kind of gay watermark? null posted a kiwifarms seal somewhere, i think during the recent bodycam arrest that got featured.
Yes, it slows down my encoding step from a couple of seconds to minutes, usually I am clipping this crackhead while I am doing something productive so it would fuck up my clipping (and I really don't care about retards grabbing my clips, it makes me laugh that they are too retarded to do it themselves).
 
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And why would they? They're not trained to prescribe methadone or other medications. To my knowledge there isn't even a methadone equivalent for cocaine.
You're not going to die from cocaine withdrawal anyway. You will just feel like shit for months or even years.
Many inmates prefer dominoes because they believe it’s harder to cheat with them. Fleece Johnson aka the Booty Warrior explained how they play poker with dominoes.
They're actually right. It's not like you can deal from the bottom of the deck with dominoes. It's also not really unique, it's pretty similar to games like pai gow.

It would probably reduce gambling-related violence because the cheaters just really couldn't (easily) cheat, nor would it be easy to hurl false accusations of cheating by losers.
 
Watching Bossman Gamble is an interesting look into addiction for the last however long he’s wired his brain to expect constant stimulation and he started young. I would be shocked if we’ve seen the last of BMJ because he’s addicted and doesn’t know any other way than gamma unless the court forces him into long-term rehab, which doesn’t work if the patient doesn’t buy in. It’s the old AA mantra: the program only works if you work it.
 
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Forgive me for being a retard and a gay if this has been mentioned before but we’ve seen SmugManJack the big wins, can you image the air of smugness if he manages to beat this and stay out of jail god damn. It’ll be so thick. I’m prepared.
>in court
>all charges dropped
>smash gavel
>BMJ: "YYYEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LETS FUCKING GO OMG OMG' Fits bumps like sped
 
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