Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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[feral cat #6385]

he is 100% going to try and blame everything on Aaron. lol

Holy shit! He's going with the "It was Aaron All Along" defense. That's hilarious. I'll have to finish that song.

 

[smarty_snoops]

he said "the nanny wasn't being honest" no shit. she was probably scared of these freaks.

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit! He's going with the "It was Aaron All Along" defense. That's hilarious. I'll have to finish that song.

He must be really looking forward to prison. He'll probably enjoy it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He must be really looking forward to prison. He'll probably enjoy it.

I think he realizes prison will be more conducive for his lifestyle and is trying to get as long a sentence as possible to maximize all the time he will have for drugs and gay sex. He said he had another 10 years left to party. Guess he wants to spend those 10 years in jail sucking dick for cock.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Holy shit! He's going with the "It was Aaron All Along" defense. That's hilarious. I'll have to finish that song.

*crosses fingers*
Dare we hope he actually accuses Aaron of putting Cocaine in the Spaghettios?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

"Barnes can explain the hair test"
----Holy shit......lol

"It's not just me who has been charged with possessing the cocaine"
----This asshole might sell out his wife.

"I had to phone visit with my kids, that's why I had to leave the Ralph interview"
----We're back to the 11pm piano recital bullshit

 

[AnOminous]

"Barnes can explain the hair test"
----Holy shit......lol

"It's not just me who has been charged with possessing the cocaine"
----This asshole might sell out his wife.

"I had to phone visit with my kids, that's why I had to leave the Ralph interview"
----We're back to the 11pm piano recital bullshit

Drivin muh keeeeeeeds around! He hates his kids so much any time he gets pulled over by the cops he screeches about how much he hates them.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Edit III: He's implying that someone else gave her cocaine.

This isn't the win that he thinks this is. He was the kid's guardian. You are responsible for your kid. Being fucked up on booze and cocaine, then someone that you invite to your house, who drugs your children while you are passed out is the guardian's failure.

That is giving Nick the benefit of the doubt (lol). In reality he shouldn't be a guardian over his kids, even when he paints the picture to make himself look "good".

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nick enjoys parenting as much as he enjoys sobriety.

 

[AnOminous]

That is giving Nick the benefit of the doubt (lol). In reality he shouldn't be a guardian over his kids, even when he paints the picture to make himself look "good".

Even if that weird and absolutely obvious lie were true, this would suggest Nick is such an incompetent and pathetic parent that random people can just dose his KEEEEEEDS with cocaine, and he's completely incompetent to stop them, because he's just that worthless a failure.

Obviously, more competent people (that is to say anyone but Nick) should have custody.

He's completely nuked his own case.

 

[Accidental Protege]

It's so fucking gross how he talks about these witnesses (besides Aaron) and essentially broadcasts himself calling their principles into question, knowing they can't or won't be able to respond. Imagine being the pastor or ex-nanny and getting dragged into this mess, and being forever linked with this whole sordid affair. I doubt anyone local buys it, but still. He's just repulsive and I can't believe that all the coke in the world is worth having to be around such a black hole of a person.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Drivin muh keeeeeeeds around! He hates his kids so much any time he gets pulled over by the cops he screeches about how much he hates them.

It was a schedule designed for two people! How can we expect him and Kayla to do the work of two people?

 

[Finger Pistols]

*crosses fingers*
Dare we hope he actually accuses Aaron of putting Cocaine in the Spaghettios?

Please do it Nick, get Aaron to sue you for defamation too. That definetely won't stretch your trust fund so thin that the coke and snacks budget will be gone.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

he is 100% going to try and blame everything on Aaron. lol

My earlier Joke about Aaron distracting Nick while Eric July snuck in to place a can of Spaghettios laced with Cocaine next to the nine year old's bed wasn't that far off apparently.

 

[lupinthethird]

He must be really looking forward to prison. He'll probably enjoy it.

It'll be like Hedonism 2 but he won't even have to pay for a flight or resort

 

[AnOminous]

It'll be like Hedonism 2 but he won't even have to pay for a flight or resort

He won't even need to go to Jamaica to get it up the ass from Jamaicans.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"We decided it wasn't worth it to point out CPS was lying"

Is this a quote from Nick? If so can you please give it some context?

 

[feral cat #6385]

He won't even need to go to Jamaica to get it up the ass from Jamaicans.

This was his plan all along. To get locked up so he could get rid of those dam kids and the useless wife so he could have anonymous gay sex and do drugs with black men all day and night.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

It'll be like Hedonism 2 but he won't even have to pay for a flight or resort

The hurricane hit Western Jamaica really hard. Hedo might be in disrepair.