Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

[Dog Prom 3D]

She literally enjoys being an ASSHOLE. I mean she is even honest about it thoroughly and yet her mommy blogging minions decide to side with her in spite of all this. What cruel world we live in.

This photo is the stuff of nightmares. Seriously, she could not be any uglier and to be more frightening she'd need to be naked.

And that poor woman in the leopard top. When this happened, Pioneer Woman was The Biggest Thing, with her show on TV, all her books, her line of cookware, and it was a big deal for female bloggers to meet her and take a photo with her. I hope she was able to get someone to edit Cecily out of this pic. Above and beyond Cecily's lack of talent, personal and business ethics, financial integrity and intelligence, she became persona non grata at conferences because she wasn't content just to stiff others on lunch or hotel bills. It wasn't enough to beg people to bring a case of energy drinks for her and not pay them back. She had to actively fuck up the experiences of those other women, making sure moments they looked forward to were ruined because of her inability to control herself on even the most basic levels.

 

[Barbarella]

3. SHE'S BULIMIC? Of course! Can't you see her wasting away? It all makes sense now.

Not only that, she's a special kind of bulimic, naturally. Even her mental illnesses have to be special.

I read it in her blog archives so am not sure I can come up with it again, but I think she called it "exercise bulimia". Basically,as I understood it, she exercises and then starts to think that since she burned off all those calories she can eat more. And when she does eat more and realizes that wasn't the point of exercising, up it comes.

It is all lies, of course, she just jumps on everything that can give her victimhood status.

I find it interesting that she can't find simple happiness in being a wife, mother, having a regular job, raising a family and even having a former, somewhat successful blog to use as a writing outlet.

Had she just kept with that, (and kept the story about how she helped kill her boys to herself, and left out the cyber-begging) she wouldn't be a lolcow today. She'd still have that small but cute house, maybe some work friends who think she's funny, and be able to watch cable TV/have hot water/energy drinks/not know that collection agents Americanize their names.

But none of those things made her happy. Everything had to be heightened and she had to fly her victim flag high and unfortunately, most of the world could see the holes in her story.

I guess Mrs Kellogg is far too special and intellectually elite for any of that mere Trumpian ordinariness, lol.

 

[Barbarella]

I found it. She doesn't even say she pukes so why she calls it bulimia I don't know.

Well, yes I do.

"Before sobriety, I was a typical eat-til-stuffed-then-vomit bulimic, but I had my last episode of that at about five months sober. However, I’ve struggled with the exercise end of bulimia, where I exercise madly just so I can eat more. My workouts would grow and grow until I was spending 3-4 hours at the gym each time I went; again, it was obsessive and unhealthy"

 

[glass_houses]

I found it. She doesn't even say she pukes so why she calls it bulimia I don't know.

Well, yes I do.

"Before sobriety, I was a typical eat-til-stuffed-then-vomit bulimic, but I had my last episode of that at about five months sober. However, I’ve struggled with the exercise end of bulimia, where I exercise madly just so I can eat more. My workouts would grow and grow until I was spending 3-4 hours at the gym each time I went; again, it was obsessive and unhealthy"

Four hours in the gym? That's very hard to believe. Not merely because of her weight, laziness, and the pathological lying, but a four hour workout would flatten anyone who's not insanely fit to begin with. She can't even tell a slightly probable lie.

 

[Barbarella]

I've been perusing her blog archives, and found this little nugget:

"I’ve spent so much time with fear being my primary emotion: first, as a young girl, worried about us not having enough money, then as I aged I began a two decade long obsession with what people think of me and do they like me and am I okay and who do you want me to be today? "

Sure glad she's not putting her own daughter through that. ::rolleyes::

I'm actually not fond of the tactic of going through ten years worth of somebody's writing and pulling out one line to make a point....but this one really is not twisting anything. She said she worried about money as a child and is now making her kid live in such a way that it's probable her child fears the same thing.

Enough of Cecily today, I feel like I need a shower. I better check on Kai; she at least, makes me laugh.

 

[lesbolution]

It weirds me out how she's so focused on her preteen daughter's sexual orientation?

It's like munchausen by proxy, except instead of making the kid sick for attention, they pretend like their kid is a snowflake for attention. No way filling their head full of confusion about the sexuality they don't understand yet could possibly go wrong!

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

It weirds me out how she's so focused on her preteen daughter's sexual orientation?

It's like munchausen by proxy, except instead of making the kid sick for attention, they pretend like their kid is a snowflake for attention. No way filling their head full of confusion about the sexuality they don't understand yet could possibly go wrong!

It's quite disturbing and disgusting, frankly. Tori is TEN YEARS OLD. Her mother should not be disclosing such personal details about her child. Cecily doesn't give a good goddamn about her daughter. She needs attention for herself at all costs. Yet another abuser whose child would be much better off if her mother dropped dead.

 

[randomfarmer]

Cecily's famous "Milkshake" post. Don't read on an empty or full stomach.

Of course the likes giving, she is always hungry.
Of course she doesn't like receiving, it would be difficult to send a search party into her folds to find a vagina.

 

[JudgingYou]

It's quite disturbing and disgusting, frankly. Tori is TEN YEARS OLD. Her mother should not be disclosing such personal details about her child. Cecily doesn't give a good goddamn about her daughter. She needs attention for herself at all costs. Yet another abuser whose child would be much better off if her mother dropped dead.

10-year-olds shouldn't be thinking about the types of people they want to have sex with. They shouldn't be thinking about sex at all. It boggled my mind how Tori "came out" to her mom by saying "I know what I am now." That indicates to me she'd been thinking about it for a while. I don't care if she's a unique and special snowflake, she's simply not old or mature enough to process what it all means.

I'm going against the majority of people who say they hope Tori never finds all the negative stuff about her family online. I hope she does. I hope she realizes how Cesspool and Chuckles are fucking up her life beyond repair and high tail it out of that house as soon as she's old enough.

Of course the likes giving, she is always hungry.
Of course she doesn't like receiving, it would be difficult to send a search party into her folds to find a vagina.

Legend has it, a "tiny Korean gynecologist" got lost in up to her shoulders during a Cecily exam.

 

[The Great Chandler]

She can whine about Trump being a disgusting person and all. Yet, she can't even fathom the truth about her own lifestyle.

 

[drain]

Of course the likes giving, she is always hungry.
Of course she doesn't like receiving, it would be difficult to send a search party into her folds to find a vagina.

Dude, I swear for the life of me that I will never understand why people like her talk like that. Why overshare your sexual life? Why write the experiences in the grossest way possible? What she is expecting with that?
I'm serious, I tried to find a reason but failed miserably. It's like these people think that zero shame is something cool and to be proud of.
I lurk on Tumblr sometimes on the most famous 'sjw' tags, and it's always the same freakshow: obese women with poor higyene talking like sex workers, hating on men but bragging about how much dick they get on a daily basis.
It's low sef esteem? It's autism? What do you guys think?

 

[lesbolution]

It's quite disturbing and disgusting, frankly. Tori is TEN YEARS OLD. Her mother should not be disclosing such personal details about her child. Cecily doesn't give a good goddamn about her daughter. She needs attention for herself at all costs. Yet another abuser whose child would be much better off if her mother dropped dead.

Poor Tori probably thinks "pansexual" means "I want to be friends with girls and boys".

 

[Argonian Scum]

Dude, I swear for the life of me that I will never understand why people like her talk like that. Why overshare your sexual life? Why write the experiences in the grossest way possible? What she is expecting with that?
I'm serious, I tried to find a reason but failed miserably. It's like these people think that zero shame is something cool and to be proud of.
I lurk on Tumblr sometimes on the most famous 'sjw' tags, and it's always the same freakshow: obese women with poor higyene talking like sex workers, hating on men but bragging about how much dick they get on a daily basis.
It's low sef esteem? It's autism? What do you guys think?

Women are taught throughout their life that their fuckability determines their value as a human being. Most grow up and shrug it off.
Fatties that can't even be bothered to put the fork down cling to "b-but it's FEMINIST and EMPOWERING" memes to avoid the arduous task of thinking or questioning anything.

 

[drain]

Women are taught throughout their life that their fuckability determines their value as a human being. Most grow up and shrug it off.
Fatties that can't even be bothered to put the fork down cling to "b-but it's FEMINIST and EMPOWERING" memes to avoid the arduous task of thinking or questioning anything.

You're right, but some of them simply have to make the stories gross and unappealing, and that's the thing that confuses me. They don't want to act like a refined escort, they want to act like a deranged hooker. If they want to be empowered with sex, they should at least be higienic about it.

 

[Argonian Scum]

Well they're already "reclaiming" female sexuality by acting like pornaments to jack off to, maybe they want to "reclaim" the stereotypes about stinking hamplanets.

 

[RI 360]

Cecily's famous "Milkshake" post. Don't read on an empty or full stomach.



You have been warned.

THANK YOU, @JudgingYou! This was the blog post a friend introduced me to Cecily with, it is so fucking vile.

Dude, I swear for the life of me that I will never understand why people like her talk like that. Why overshare your sexual life? Why write the experiences in the grossest way possible? What she is expecting with that?
I'm serious, I tried to find a reason but failed miserably. It's like these people think that zero shame is something cool and to be proud of.
I lurk on Tumblr sometimes on the most famous 'sjw' tags, and it's always the same freakshow: obese women with poor higyene talking like sex workers, hating on men but bragging about how much dick they get on a daily basis.
It's low sef esteem? It's autism? What do you guys think?

From personal experience, the women who feel the need to openly and very vocally screech about their sexuality, their "conquests" and rail against slut shaming are at best highly insecure and over compensating, and at worst mentally ill.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

First off, I have little or no gag reflex, thanks to years of bulimia. So for those of you who asked me about how to not gag, well, what can I say. Secondly, I have a huge mouth. HUGE. It may not look like it, but I can open my mouth really, really wide.

Years of shoving cake in and spewing narcissistic and dishonest bollox will do that to anyone.

Well they're already "reclaiming" female sexuality by acting like pornaments to jack off to, maybe they want to "reclaim" the stereotypes about stinking hamplanets.

Yes, because looking like the Face that Lunched on a Thousand Chips is really sticking it to the patriarchy.

 

[lesbolution]

Yes, because looking like the Face that Lunched on a Thousand Chips is really sticking it to the patriarchy.

Most of the "patriarchy" shit these women rail on about constantly is actually problems they created themselves and refuse to acknowledge. If mental gymnastics burned calories they'd be on the US Olympic Team.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

@JudgingYou, thank you so much for posting those links. Sheer genius to think of looking up the RSS feed URLs for her lulzy blog. I am going to enjoy re-reading her delusional shit, and there's a LOT of it. Her 2011 New Year's hopes are particularly insane:

I really feel like the next decade is going to be where I grow the most professionally. I'm not sure where I'll end up -- I'm someone who enjoys the journey as much as the destination, and of course there are so many possible outcomes I find it's best not to push too hard for a specific result. That doesn't mean I don't have goals, because I do -- I want to publish a book, I want to grow as a professional speaker, I want to travel with my family, and I want to grow even more as a writer. To name a few.
I also want to concentrate on my health, work at getting in more athletic shape, and continue my healing when it comes to food.

Instead, she went into foreclosure, refused to get a job, and gained at least 100 more pounds while insisting she is happy, healthy and billing $10k/month lol.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

@JudgingYou, thank you so much for posting those links. Sheer genius to think of looking up the RSS feed URLs for her lulzy blog. I am going to enjoy re-reading her delusional shit, and there's a LOT of it. Her 2011 New Year's hopes are particularly insane:



Instead, she went into foreclosure, refused to get a job, and gained at least 100 more pounds while insisting she is happy, healthy and billing $10k/month lol.

The only way she's in a more athletic shape is if she's into bowling.

As the ball.