Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

Is this a quote from Nick? If so can you please give it some context?

He's trying to claim that the CPS people lied about him cancelling consent for all drug tests.

 

[lupinthethird]

The hurricane hit Western Jamaica really hard. Hedo might be in disrepair.

The Rekietas most affected

 

[Lubby Smith]

Nick: "The gubbermint isn't alleging that I gave my kids drugs or there would be much different charges. I'd be streaming from shackles. When I heard the result I was dumbfounded, and I said 'that's an impossible result'. Kids doing drugs isn't like adults doing drugs, there probably would've been a funeral. The kids are healthy and no one saw any behavioral issues."

Also Nick: "Is there a possibility someone else gave my kid drugs? Certainly. That's absolutely possible. Of course."

This nigger is shameless.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

He’s going to go with the Aaron wife beater angle, and that’s why April is in the second house. See, the Rekieta’s are Christian folks and are just helping a battered wife escape from a monster like Imholte.

 

[Strix454]

Edit III: He's implying that someone else gave her cocaine.

That has to be true because (a) Nick says he never did cocaine and (b) he suggests that the substance in his house was not cocaine. Given that Nick is a christian trad dad who has never done drugs and never had drugs in his house, if she tested positive for drugs it just has to be that someone else gave them to her.

Its starting to look like Nick and his attorney might be preparing a Chewbacca defense.

They will go into court and present multiple alternative explanations of all the physical evidence attempting to confuse the jury into reasonable doubt.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Edited to add - it’s attacking his buttocks, so it may be a very powerful polycule demon.

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This is why Nick didn't realize the curse was upon him. He just thought it was drexel using his ass.

Incoming.

Fuck Coomalot whatever it is / was isn't worth the time to give that little gay otter the time of day.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

They will go into court and present multiple alternative explanations of all the physical evidence attempting to confuse the jury into reasonable doubt.

And then the prosecution will play the livestream and the jury will convict. Fucking Scandinavian prudes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

(a) Nick says he never did cocaine and (b) he suggests that the substance in his house was not cocaine

Are you fucking kidding me?!

 

[Slython]

Leave it to Nick to make gay strawman hyperbolic arguments and gaslight everyone.

No, Nick, most people don't think you gave your kid a bump off the Sonichu medallion.

Your complete and utter negligence and narcissm enabled a child to find your 8 ball somewhere in the house resulting in it getting into her system.

What an unbelievable faggot.

 

[SusanHassle]

Thinking ahead, Aaron admitted to coke being in his own home around his youngest child. Then, he told his first wife who had a restraining order against him, and put it on blast on his show.

Nick, April, and Kayla can potentially claim that Aaron supplied coke to kids. (This issue applies to the CPS case. Nick won't be able to get out of the possession for the criminal charges - Aaron was long gone by 5/23.)

Aaron's retardation cannot be exaggerated.

Edit: Words

 

[Chibitzen]

Are you fucking kidding me?!

He's already lied about everything else. What's a few more lies?

 

[ddlloo]

Yeah, I'm wanting clips of a few of these 'quotes'.

 

[Strix454]

Are you fucking kidding me?!

This is a clip timestamped to where he talks about the substance found in the house and how the substance has not been proved yet to be cocaine.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Mr. Government Transparency Advocate who wanted court cases to be filmed in public using cameras so the people could hold the government accountable (and for him to grift off of other people's legal troubles) is now trying to make certain court records confidential so they won't be used against him. Mr. Government Transparency Advocate who cries about people not knowing the full story is now actively trying to stop people from getting the full story. Can you show us how much more of a facade your whole persona was for all these years?

Months ago I did not think Nick would actually go against his FREEZE PEACH rules, but sure enough he did - sweeping up anything in his chat that questioned his integrity and morals? Not a very lolbertarian and freeze peach thing for him to do. Same goes for EVS, helping sweep the chat for Nicki. His name is attached to those actions, and Comicsgate is HIS brand, so does that mean Comicsgate doesn't believe in freeze peach either?

If Aaron's claims about Nick not even believing Vic's innocence are true, then you can basically write off his entire YouTube career as nothing but a great big lie. Everything, from the stories, the moralities displayed, the hundreds of hours of streams complaining about wife beating men not caring about Vic's well being, traditional values, everything.

He really should just delete his whole channel at this point. It's nothing but terabytes of lies, and a liability to him now. Plus all those terabytes of space on Google's servers could be put to better use, like many more Elissa clips, or provide stronger support for PPP's fat.

Incoming.

Wtf does coomy always use the crying twink thumbnail for himself? What could he mean by that?

The reason he always uses that crying face Codyjack is because that's what he is - a big crybaby that gets taken advantage of. I felt a little bad for him early on, but that ship has long since sailed.

"BUT NICK WUS MA FWEEND! HE WONT CALL ME NO MORE!"

Then the second Nick came crawling back to him in an attempt to use him to create a narrative, he immediately jumped on it, and guarded for him because again - "HE WUS MA FWEEND 'MEMBER WHEN HE WUS FUUN?" And wouldn't stop complaining about it and even going into Nick's chat to complain about how "Nick won't talk to me anymore!"

I'm genuinely just disappointed in him. Nick wasn't family to Cody, he didn't even treat him like a friend, just a guest on a show, like an acquaintance. These revelations following the arrest should have been a sign telling him to let this guy go, and Nick clearly trying to use him to paint a picture should have been another huge sign telling him to walk away, but no - took him right back in just like that, and was useful to him for a little while.

Grow a spine, you, and a brain. He was never your friend. He used you to let out his inner-coomism as it was a "safe" environment, and dumped you when you were no longer worth even as much as a text message reply until it was crucial to his reputation. You are such an idiot.

 

[AltisticRight]

Edit II: "Anyone who thinks an 8 yo was doing rails of coke is insane."

Who's even saying that Balldo? Most are suggesting she got into daddy's stash, she was microdosed because her parents are retards that believe quack medicine, or it was accidental ingestion of sorts.

Fuck you Balldo. Die.

 

[DuranceVile]

Your complete and utter negligence and narcissm enabled a child to find your 8 ball somewhere in the house resulting in it getting into her system.

It's important to remember too that Nick lives in his own world when it comes to terminology. "April doesn't live with us" being proven to mean "next door." Or "we're aggressively monogamous" meaning "we're still technically married despite all the degenerate swinging we do."

If he really was giving her coke for ADHD, he's likely filing that under "medical treatment" and not "doing lines."

I'm genuinely just disappointed in him. Nick wasn't family to Cody, he didn't even treat him like a friend, just a guest on a show, like an acquaintance. These revelations following the arrest should have been a sign telling him to let this guy go, and Nick clearly trying to use him to paint a picture should have been another huge sign telling him to walk away, but no - took him right back in just like that, and was useful to him for a little while.

Grow a spine, you, and a brain. He was never your friend. He used you to let out his inner-coomism as it was a "safe" environment, and dumped you when you were no longer worth even as much as a text message reply until it was crucial to his reputation. You are such an idiot.

I've said before, Cody's admitted he was a fat retard growing up and probably got picked on constantly. He's bulked up obviously, but I think he's permanently stuck in the "I'm a fat loser who has to take what I can get" mindset. Add to that his redneck white trash upbringing, and it makes a lot of sense that he's bending the knee before the Balldo.

Incoming.

I've seen a lot of posts about how insane it is for Nick to do streams like this with Coomalot and the literal OnlyFans whore, or whatever that stream with Ralph was. Going back to Nick having legitimate Narcissistic Personality Disorder, it's about obtaining narcissistic supply. Basically, NPDs lack any kind of inner strength or resilience and cope with their vast empty existences by draining admiration and attention from others. Once they've used up all the supply they can out of someone, they have a devaluing stage, where they demean and belittle them, and then they discard, getting rid of them when a new source is found. (You can see him doing this to his own wife over the course of the past few years)

Nick's become radioactive to any of the big Youtubers, especially now that they see all he has left are alogs and a few diehards who barely bring in any superchat money. Remember, Nick ghosted Coom for months because he was "beneath" Nick at the time. Now that Nick's time as a major youtuber is gone forever, he has to hang on to dregs like Cody and Ralph. But just as if he was nose-deep in blow, he's still an addict looking for his psychological validation. I think he used to be a lot better at hiding these tendencies, but the coke and the boozing have wrecked his judgment.

Related to that, Friday Night Tights started doing an exclusive extra hour on Rumble, due to them landing a contract. I half wondered if Rumble diverted some of the Rackets money their way.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Related to that, Friday Night Tights started doing an exclusive extra hour on Rumble, due to them landing a contract. I half wondered if Rumble diverted some of the Rackets money their way.

You know what, good for them. I still don't like Rumble, but good for Gary for continuing to grow his empire. I hope an exclusive hour means he makes the show longer, because one of my criticisms around the time I stopped watching was the shows started getting a lot shorter, and a lot of that shortened runtime was spent having a bunch of people yelling over each other and was less fun.

I hope that instead of making the YouTube segments shorter for Rumble's sake, they instead make the show longer. Might fix that one problem.

 

[AnOminous]

This was his plan all along. To get locked up so he could get rid of those dam kids and the useless wife so he could have anonymous gay sex and do drugs with black men all day and night.

Nick isn't LAWPOPE any more. He's MUTTPOPE.

Are you fucking kidding me?!

This retard, who did a whole stream obviously whacked out of his mind on cocaine, and literally showed up on stream with cocaine visibly on his nose, expects people to believe he has never done cocaine.

He literally had cocaine visibly on his nose on stream.

This is what this faggot expects you to believe.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Nick just appeared on Camelot in real time.

Rekieta simply can't stay offline and shut the fuck up. As others have pointed out, he might be throwing out chaff to confuse jurors, making things so complex and convoluted that at least one person on that jury just throws up their hands, unable to differentiate between bullshit lies and straightforward matters of fact to the point of reasonable doubt. If Rekieta's attorney recommended this strategy and encouraged him to go online and muddy the waters, then Rekieta's attorney is secretly plotting his client's downfall since a capable prosecutor will have a point-by-point refutation for every bogus assertion made. From a prosecutorial perspective, these streaming appearances by Rekieta are a goldmine.

The 5th Amendment exists for good reason. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Don't talk. Give them nothing.

All of which leads me to believe Rekieta must actually think he's a good criminal defense attorney. No evidence exists to support this belief.

 

[DuranceVile]

You know what, good for them. I still don't like Rumble, but good for Gary for continuing to grow his empire. I hope an exclusive hour means he makes the show longer, because one of my criticisms around the time I stopped watching was the the shows started getting a lot shorter, and a lot of that shortened runtime was spent having a bunch of people yelling over each other and was less fun.

I hope that instead of making the YouTube segments shorter for Rumble's sake, they instead make the show longer. Might fix that one problem.

Az/HeelvsBabyface also left the show as of last Friday's episode. Noted Lesbian Gran Disparu took his slot. I found the stream a lot more watchable without Az constantly talking over the other hosts. Especially the super quiet ones like Odin and Comixdivision. Jeremy's still pretty bad about that but he's not on a lot lately since he's on the Trump Trail. They also seem to be a bit speedier about getting on topic, hope that trend continues. Gary's doing ad-reads now too, which is hilarious given how badly his drug-fried brain fucks up just reading superchats.

If Aaron's claims about Nick not even believing Vic's innocence are true, then you can basically write off his entire YouTube career as nothing but a great big lie. Everything, from the stories, the moralities displayed, the hundreds of hours of streams complaining about wife beating men not caring about Vic's well being, traditional values, everything.

He really should just delete his whole channel at this point. It's nothing but terabytes of lies, and a liability to him now.

Nick's gaslighting performance on the Ralph stream about people just assuming he was a trad dad was so strong, Charles Boyer nearly rose from his grave in jealousy. This is a guy who had Doug TenNapel and friends on for "Chad Dad" streams, took superchats to pray for grandma who stubbed her toe, and started out never swearing on his show. Yes, that's all our fault for "just assuming" he was a Christian who adhered to traditional values.