Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat attempting to catch flies with vinegar.
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Jeff Pearman has multiple best selling sports books. The HBO series Winning Time is based on one of them.
 
There was some sort of degenerate anime shit with vtubers at Dodgers stadium and after the Gura shark one sang take me out to the ball game they came back from behind with 4 points and beat... the Brewers.

Does pat hate anime/vtubers now?
The mere thought of Hololive fans Patposting would send my sides into orbit.
 
I know it shouldn't at this point, but the pat-ism that still baffles me the most is him saying "I plead no contest and was convicted, but the police report notes how I initially denied it, therefore proving it never happened!" as if he thinks it's a legitimate rebuttal.
Large numbers of lolcows seem to think “no contest” means it never happened and they dindu nuttin.
 
Patrick starts harassing a nice lady on twitter (of course Pat targets a woman for his drunken abuse)
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The funsters throw a wrench in the works.
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Pat sends his cyberstalking terrorists after Shyla but she is brave and won't back down to his threats.
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Patrick needs to check his misogynist abuse. This is not ok.

Pat's next Book: "How to Win Friends and Influence People on Xitter"
 
Patposting is starting to bleed into my dreams, I dreamed that we confirmed Rick was gay because he started sexting Judge.
Please release me from this torment.
I prefer to believe Judge is a deep troll trying to get fats to reveal himself to him because the alternative is a bit too horrifying for me to contemplate.
 
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Unfortunately despite his high GPA, he couldn't graduate Clown College.
I've seen that stand up routine from him, he can't even garner a pity laugh, imagine being such a charisma vacuum that people won't even laugh to keep him from feeling bad about his shitty stand up. Even Anthony Loggato got pity laughs when he'd do stand up.
 
Who is a better standup comic, Patrick or Nick Rekieta?
When I watched Nick for the times he talked about Kiwifarms or lolcows like Melinda and Greer he made me laugh so I'd go with him. It's hard to get even a chuckle from me. Patrick can't even do a dad joke correctly and he needs to use other peoples jokes as soon as he seems them which makes them unfunny because you know it was someone else's.
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A fat faggot with bitch tits walks into a Denny's and orders everything on the menu. The waitress asks if he can eat all that. The fat faggot responds "yes child" and then a black cop farts in his wife's vagina.
Patrick is the reason why we don't have many Denny's left and why Humpty's (the better late night diner) is gone.
 
Pat is such a fucking idiot (and fat).

He had something that he was apparently quite good at and must have been making decent money. His place is booked out almost completely for the next 6 weeks. The price appears to be consistenly over 100 dollars a night, he was probably making 3000 a month on this even after costs.

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There was only one Pest (Boomia) who went on about renting Pat's sty and leaving an unflushed shit in there but Patrick focused on it and replied to every single bait post about it. Boomia said on Nice Podcast, stupid that he would never actually go there and that he thinks it would be dangerous because Pat is crazy. The one time he actually gets a success, he ruins it anyway.

I also note that there is a new business listed on google maps.

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To be fair, he's likely using another shitty folding phone. It is however creepy that he decided to take a photo of multiple people at a beach where there are a few children at. I'm sure he could have taken a few extra steps and taken one without people. Also, are you actually at the beach when you're on the pavement? Is he afraid of water because getting water in the folds of his lard will give him a rash?
 
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