#BPGoonerGate

[AnOminous]

lmao no there aren't, literally everyone who posts here is fucked in the head. The 'normal' posters are just the ones who haven't been caught yet.

It's actually normal to be fucked in the head though. If you live in this world and are not fucked in the head, there's something wrong with you.

 

[Gog & Magog]

@gorgoroth7134 was letting Bargain Bin Laden use his account to invite his own socks into DM chains.

I KNEW IT!!!! I knew Gorgo and Bargain had something odd going on between them.

 

[Hyper Vigilant Dumbass]

lmao no there aren't, literally everyone who posts here is fucked in the head. The 'normal' posters are just the ones who haven't been caught yet.

Nah you don't have to be fucked in the head to post here. I think it's pretty normal to wanna be involved with a community as funny as the Kiwifarms.

 

[draggs]

The goal is to stop giving persistent nuisance users attention. There's a reason why I generally never discuss bans. People getting huge fanfare for acting like obnoxious cunts is a bad thing.

.....

 

[Just A Butt]

I'm sure JAB has at least a folder with a gig or 2 of screencaps of those dms.

tag me next time you pussy

 

[Finger Pistols]

tag me next time you pussy

Aye aye sir. Will do.

 

[Omori Boy]

It was the Kool Kids Klub Revolution, since you are curious.

Anyway, RIP.
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I literally found out it got deleted because I tried to rate your post as Winner.

I KNEW IT!!!! I knew Gorgo and Bargain had something odd going on between them.

It might actually be worse, shoot me a DM.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I KNEW IT!!!! I knew Gorgo and Bargain had something odd going on between them.

Bargain is basically Sigma from the Megaman X series by this point

 

[Drip Torch]

Well damn. Cant imagine wanting too talk to internet fuckers enough to make a DM chain. Yall are cool 'n all, but would not sex.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I really don't even understand what was said in the DMs that is worth hiding and not reposting in public or in the Goonergate thread.

Bargain is basically Sigma from the Megaman X series by this point

Does that mean Null is X? Can we get Dr. Light to make Null a Cheese themed Armor?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Does that mean Null is X? Can we get Dr. Light to make Null a Cheese themed Armor?

Nah, X is far to peaceful and level-headed to be Null. Null is Zero, always fighting his wicked origins as Badspot's son, and he will sooner or later fight to the death aganist an oldfag due to Bargain's manipulations, as well as killing a grief-stricken Lidl after he sees himself forced to ban her borther, Dynastia

 

[Tablet County]

Nah, X is far to peaceful and level-headed to be Null. Null is Zero, always fighting his wicked origins as Badspot's son, and he will sooner or later fight to the death aganist an oldfag due to Bargain's manipulations, as well as killing a grief-stricken Lidl after he sees himself forced to ban her borther, Dynastia

So how do we tie Megaman Zero into this?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

So how do we tie Megaman Zero into this?

 

[Sammich]

I thought this was a free speech forum.

lol, lmao even.

 

[Farmer9876]

Leave this thread, then return and see that's a lot of users are banned.
Lol, LMAO even.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

I literally found out it got deleted because I tried to rate your post as Winner.

Our third-gen interstellar craft, the Rocinante Single, actually got off the ground.
I've become aware that this name is probably a The Expanse reference and not a Don Quixote one. But I've just been naming them after the engines and I don't intend to start thinking harder about it now (but I dislike that show).

Our first stop is the Damysus Triple (our first-gen prototype, aborted due to an issue with the mining rigs), to transfer Valentina and her crew over.

I could take its antimatter too, but neither ship has docking gear and it'll be important to find out how long it takes to fill our own tanks.

Then off to Green Jupiter. Very carefully, because our radiation plume will kill everyone on the other ship if we point it directly at them (seriously).


We were on the opposite side of the sun so we couldn't fully open up the engines, but it still only took two months rather than 2 years.


skrrt

I'd have preferred to visit Saturn but we know this place has what fusion plants crave.

We've unlocked smaller exospheric gas scoops, but I put the fuckhuge version on a belly pivot instead because we know it works so well.

And, yeah. The onboard refinery couldn't keep up with the gas intake. It only took like a day to fill our tanks with fusion pellets for the engine.
Filling up the antimatter tank with our four magnetic collectors took a few more days. I could probably have gotten away with a smaller container. We're running a new, advanced antimatter-catalysed fusion reactor that can operate on plentiful gases, as well as the helium-3 and/or deuterium we use to make our fusion pellets if we want. At full thrust it'll take 3000 years to use up our antimatter, which seems like plenty.

I could test one of our deployable probes by dropping it to get crushed here, but we might need em. Also I don't wanna turn around and go home if they don't work.


We've got an actual starbridge instead of a command pod now. That probably makes us an actual starship. Also we're about to go to another star I guess.

seeya joop


Now we can point right at our destination and burn. We have so much goddamn thrust. This thing rules to fly. Even if it's one third the efficiency of the previous he3/D fusion engine, it's still ridiculous, and we've got one million delta-v and maximum charisma.
I decided to use one third of that, giving us a safety margin after slowing down at the other end. Finding a gas giant with the right composition to fill up will be a priority then. We can hypothetically land on a moon if we get desperate for helium-3 too, which will be much easier since this engine is also half the weight and size of the last one. But we haven't probed it so I haven't looked, and have no idea what we'll find.

We're moving at 0.1% of lightspeed. We should arrive in less than three years. In under a week we've almost caught up to Kerbager-7.

That angle is a little deceptive though; K-7 is probably less than 10% of the way there and it launched like three or four years ago.

Now we can do an experiment and EVA in interstellar space, finally completing the dang introductory quest of this mod's story after all this dang time and most of the dang tech tree.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

What mods are you using?

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

What mods are you using?

Other Worlds and Interstellar Expanded are the main ones. I usually play RO/RP-1 so this is my idea of a 'vanilla' run for a change (we're really only just getting to the sci-fi shit with this mission).

Outer Planets Mod and the usual dozen graphics ones too, naturally.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Have you guys ever considered not acting like Kiwi Farms is the new MySpace? Maybe don't try to solicit sex or spill your problems to strangers on the internet? Especially considering there's dickless millionaires that would be happy to ruin your life. This has to be coming from the younger users that were born into a world where MySpace and Facebook already existed.

If I can't send unsolicited dick pics on kiwi then where can I send them?
Checkmate you fucking retard.
PS check DM's.

 

[eatler]

Don Quixote

I don’t get it