Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aunt Carol]

oh my fucking god
This is the guy whos calling you a nigger on fortnite.
the oakley blades, im fucking dying.

The bottom photo alone is like a renaissance composition, my mind is fucking swimming!!! Jr in the cuck corner popping in for another G fuel and the absolute LOOK Jack is giving him holy shit.

If you were setting this up as a long-running bit, this is exactly what it would look like. The only thing missing from a parody would be a slightly funnier hat on Jack--maybe something in the "fish fear me" family--and a big flag, Trump or Jesus picture on that blank wall on the left.

 

[Marc]

Seeing Junior's birthing hips waddling through that stream reminded me to ask: Would anyone mind shedding some light on @Fub deleting his attempts to A-log and gayOps Rob on page 3135? Due to the fact that the short list of people who would come to Jack's defense doesn't even include Jesus, users immediately clocked him as being Junior, and it seems he hasn't been back since June 26th.

 

[Bassomatic]

Fatty's latest livestream where he spent half an hour absolutely raging on the moon landing conspiracy, COVID-19 and politics:

A couple of gems in the video where we see Junior being fat (in the screenshots below), Jr raging at the dogs, and Jack threatening to "throw the dog out":
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Well I've never seen gay porn but I now know what the intro looks like.

 

[Whaler]

Seeing Junior's birthing hips waddling through that stream reminded me to ask: Would anyone mind shedding some light on @Fub deleting his attempts to A-log and gayOps Rob on page 3135? Due to the fact that the short list of people who would come to Jack's defense doesn't even include Jesus, users immediately clocked him as being Junior, and it seems he hasn't been back since June 26th.

I wouldn't say it was Jr himself since he came here praising some YTer who was shitting on both Jack and Rob, but it was pretty weird then and it's even weirder now since he wiped everything.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Seeing Junior's birthing hips waddling through that stream reminded me to ask: Would anyone mind shedding some light on @Fub deleting his attempts to A-log and gayOps Rob on page 3135? Due to the fact that the short list of people who would come to Jack's defense doesn't even include Jesus, users immediately clocked him as being Junior, and it seems he hasn't been back since June 26th.

Jr is @christ5president2024. @Fub was just some retard trying to start shit.

Fatty's latest livestream where he spent half an hour absolutely raging on the moon landing conspiracy, COVID-19 and politics:

A couple of gems in the video where we see Junior being fat (in the screenshots below), Jr raging at the dogs, and Jack threatening to "throw the dog out":
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I still don't understand why Jack holds the opinions he does. He calls himself right wing, but he's nothing but a faggot faux-Christian welfare queen. Disallow a neo-Nazi or KKK member from mentioning skin color while describing a nigger, and they'd have Jack to a T.

 

[desudesu]

Seeing Junior's birthing hips waddling through that stream reminded me to ask: Would anyone mind shedding some light on @Fub deleting his attempts to A-log and gayOps Rob on page 3135? Due to the fact that the short list of people who would come to Jack's defense doesn't even include Jesus, users immediately clocked him as being Junior, and it seems he hasn't been back since June 26th.

Fub was determined to be long-time KF hater/schizo lolcow Ashley Hutsell Jankowski (and confirmed by Rod Dangerous) with several burners, and has a thread of her own.

That said, Qali having this gross BLOATMAXXED physique is due to him stubbornly adhering to /fit/-tier meme tips and having zero cardio. Equally deluded like his stroked-out father.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

PARMESAN CHICKEN​

(07/05/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wWM44PBk06c

Spoiler: Archive (480p):

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I would love to have see him cut up the chicken and see if it’s undercooked.

Also, from the comments, he doesn’t seem to realize that the coating falls off because he didn’t shake enough egg off of the chicken when he dipped it in the egg bath.

Jack has been doing this shit for 15 years now and still makes the same mistakes over and over and over again. It’s amazing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That looks wretched. And of course fatty is still obsessing over all meat being "LAB PRINTED MEAT"

 

[a terminal posture]

I would love to have see him cut up the chicken and see if it’s undercooked.

425 deg. @ 30 min is borderline for bone-in chicken thighs. At most you would have a little undercooked area near the bone. Nothin spectacular. That is assuming that Jack actually preheated the oven, which you shouldn't.

 

[Crex Crex]

Jack has been doing this shit for 15 years now and still makes the same mistakes over and over and over again. It’s amazing.

Because his ego is as big as himself. He is perfect and never fails, so his cooking needs no improvement.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

425 deg. @ 30 min is borderline for bone-in chicken thighs. At most you would have a little undercooked area near the bone. Nothin spectacular. That is assuming that Jack actually preheated the oven, which you shouldn't.

I always error on the safe side when cooking chicken. Especially bone-in, skin-on thighs, there's really no way you're gonna dry them out

 

[Bassomatic]

I would love to have see him cut up the chicken and see if it’s undercooked.

Also, from the comments, he doesn’t seem to realize that the coating falls off because he didn’t shake enough egg off of the chicken when he dipped it in the egg bath.

Jack has been doing this shit for 15 years now and still makes the same mistakes over and over and over again. It’s amazing.

The real question is did he not cut the chicken because he didn't want to get dunked on or... was tam ham not around to use the knife for our disabled tard?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Those shorts hug Jr's ass to a troubling degree. Probably to give the boys at the warehouse a show.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I still don't understand why Jack holds the opinions he does. He calls himself right wing, but he's nothing but a faggot faux-Christian welfare queen. Disallow a neo-Nazi or KKK member from mentioning skin color while describing a nigger, and they'd have Jack to a T.

It's because he's a retard.

Guy honestly thinks he knows more than physicists, doctors, rocket scientists and professional chefs. He's a perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect where he believes himself to be much smarter than anybody else.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Guy honestly thinks he knows more than physicists, doctors, rocket scientists and professional chefs. He's a perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect where he believes himself to be much smarter than anybody else.

He also somehow reached a Peter plateau without working in a corporate hierarchy.

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

No math! Math not gud!   

 

[Fascist Frederick]

No math! Math not gud!   

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I can picture him giggling to himself as he said "Jacked" due to his obsession with everything that has his name in it, and clapping his good arm against his chest like a retarded seal. "YAY! JACK! YAYY!"

 

[RollingRock2]

Mushmouth Jack trying to say "HEY SIRI TIKTOK JUICY MEAT" but it keeps hearing "juicy math"

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

No math! Math not gud!   

So the chink spyware app has been listening to Jack watching Blue's Clues and has decided that he's a toddler.

 

[p1138]

So the chink spyware app has been listening to Jack watching Blue's Clues and has decided that he's a toddler.

Seriously, he watches cartoons for 5-7 year olds all damn day and is confused about why media apps assume he wants to see content tailored for elementary school kids. Even if he's not watching fairly odd parents, it's probably coming up as he searches for grifter videos to sit there and tard rage about as someone tries to explain how a black kid in 2024 is "political" and failing to realize the only thing the app picked up on was Fatty wanting to watch cartoons.