Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Butwhythough2]

Who is a better standup comic, Patrick or Nick Rekieta?

Fatrick as his life is one big punchline.

 

[FinnSven]

To be fair, he's likely using another shitty folding phone. It is however creepy that he decided to take a photo of multiple people at a beach where there are a few children at. I'm sure he could have taken a few extra steps and taken one without people. Also, are you actually at the beach when you're on the pavement? Is he afraid of water because getting water in the folds of his lard will give him a rash?

He was hunting for black children and tweeted the photo by accident.

He had to pretend it was natural behavior to avoid exposure.

 

[CoolGuy1990]

He completely misses the point by having that script inked into his skin. They are the most evil words ever written; words that would enslave an entire forever. Pat is so goddamn dumb but this in particular really irks me.

in a way it's very poetic the one ring seduced men with promises of power many fall to hubris believing they can control the ring only to be lured into its dark world and later become a slave to it
Fatrick believes himself to own the stalker children through engaging with them he's lured in by A-logs with promises of having wall street journal articles all later to become a slave oinking at any precious moment to get a win on the "mentally ill stalker children"

"SHOULD WEEZ RESPONDZ?!"
"YEES WEEZ NEED TO OWNZ THA STALKERZ"

 

[ForTheHoard]

It just dawned on me that when I had ChatGPT do those roast jokes, I forgot to do one for Yakov Smirnoff.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I've seen that stand up routine from him, he can't even garner a pity laugh, imagine being such a charisma vacuum that people won't even laugh to keep him from feeling bad about his shitty stand up. Even Anthony Loggato got pity laughs when he'd do stand up.

Much like in academic performance Patrick gets mogged by Bobo

 

[Oliver Onions]

Did he get banned from AirBNB or something?

If the apartment listing is legit, my guess is money is getting tight in the Tomlinson household so they need the monthly income rent provides as opposed to sporadic AirBnB money when some lunatic decides to spend the night in Milwaukee.

 

[Something Awful]

When you search for Patrick Tomlinson on Threads without being logged in, his name is now at the very end of the list, just below patriciat91 (0 followers).



He's at the top when I'm logged in, but that could just be because I've visited his profile before. Did he get hit by some algorithm for consistently being a huge asshole?



Nah, couldn't be.



New fence incoming. Will it be backward? Time will tell.



Rick's approach to buying a house sounds a lot like Niki's approach to getting married. Well, I could try to find someone who is not a deranged pig man, but eh... He's already here and has access to my vagina.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Rick's approach to buying a house

Pat fails to mention that their credit was in the shitter to such a degree that they couldn’t qualify for mortgages even at the most rapacious rates, but the landlord was willing to finance their purchase of the house out of his own pocket. That’s the reason they bought that shit heap: It was their only option.

 

[bortherman]

Pat is such a fucking idiot (and fat).

He had something that he was apparently quite good at and must have been making decent money. His place is booked out almost completely for the next 6 weeks. The price appears to be consistenly over 100 dollars a night, he was probably making 3000 a month on this even after costs.

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Aug-7-16th is when he is attending Worldcon (8-12th) in Glasgow + vacation.

MKE local law states that STR properties cannot be rented out for more than 180 days of a 365 day period.
Depending on how strict they are enforcing it, his ceiling is $1500 month *average* over the year.
At $100 a night, after taxes it would take approx. 6 years to recoup the money they spent on Quasi with the half hovel rented out for the maximum time permitted. Longer than his encounter with the pests and almost as long as his current marriage.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is he afraid of water because getting water in the folds of his lard will give him a rash?

He has just enough awareness to know people will mistake his fat butt for a beached whale.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Likely it will be a chainlink fence so he can watch over his precious rust buckets

He has just enough awareness to know people will mistake his fat butt for a beached whale.

That would be quite the feat as there wouldn't be any whales in the Great Lakes. Though I could imagine that some Facebook poster could head that one page (Lake Michigan Whale Migration Station) that likes to pretend that there are as there are gullible people out there, and post photos of Patrick and claim that there is indeed whales and one beached itself. He's too small to be a freshwater seal.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

To be fair, he's likely using another shitty folding phone. It is however creepy that he decided to take a photo of multiple people at a beach where there are a few children at. I'm sure he could have taken a few extra steps and taken one without people. Also, are you actually at the beach when you're on the pavement? Is he afraid of water because getting water in the folds of his lard will give him a rash?

If Pat got too close to the water people would mistake him for a beached whale. He'd make the local news as people would be trying to figure out how a whale managed to get that far into the Great lakes before being noticed.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Too bad Gordon Lightfoot is dead; fats falling into whatever Great Lake is over there (wouldn’t be great anymore) would be a maritime disaster worthy of the most epic of ballads.

The legend lives on from the Milwaukee town
Of the foodstuffs they call Pepperoni
The hovel, it is said, never gives up the dead
When the payments of law turn Quasi

 

[Post Reply]

Assorted Patpostings from the past few days:

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Every squeak and squawk about sales would be followed by asking for the numbers.

There’s no real reason he can’t divulge them.

 

[Summer of George]

He was hunting for black children and tweeted the photo by accident.

He had to pretend it was natural behavior to avoid exposure.

We like to joke around here, but it's a fact that this particular beach is about 90% patronized by nignogs. He managed to capture the one place where white people go and that's the volleyball court. (The nets are the wrong shape for black people; they only like theirs circular and attached to a hoop.) It's not at all an exaggeration to say that you really have to go out of your way to snap a photo at Bradford Beach without any 'spotas being in frame.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a sneaky, insidious racist.

 

[Thé au lait]

He's too small to be a freshwater seal

Is he really?

It may come as a shock, but I've heard tell that Rick is quite fat!

 

[bortherman]

Every squeak and squawk about sales would be followed by asking for the numbers.

There’s no real reason he can’t divulge them.

@Boston Brand is the man to ask.
He's holding out on those juicy Fatrick '23 sales and half of 24'

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Pat claiming victory over the NYT for chasing it off of a platform nobody uses. Call me old fashioned but newspapers aren't supposed to "please their customers". They are to report the news and share varying points of view. People have become too accustomed to their social media echo chambers.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Pat claiming victory over the NYT for chasing it off of a platform nobody uses. Call me old fashioned but newspapers aren't supposed to "please their customers". They are to report the news and share varying points of view. People have become too accustomed to their social media echo chambers.
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As opposed the Fatrick Tomlinson school of customer retention where you harass people on Goodreads and Amazon until they change their review of your books?