🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Obnoxious Asshole]

If there's one thing that really upsets piggy and makes him sperg out hard, it's a woman making fun of him. How often did the little girls at his school stuff him in a locker?

None. Nobody could stuff that fat fuck into a standard school locker.

 

[FinnSven]

None. Nobody could stuff that fat fuck into a standard school locker.

Maybe they just ran into the locker rooms and laughed at his wobbly belly and tiny penis?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Maybe they just ran into the locker rooms and laughed at his wobbly belly and tiny penis?

You're assuming he went to P.E. He probably got a note from Mommy saying he was too fat to excerise.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

None. Nobody could stuff that fat fuck into a standard school locker.

I’m sure if you stuff him in sideways his small height and wide gunt will fit

 

[Nate Higgers]

None. Nobody could stuff that fat fuck into a standard school locker.

I’m sure if you stuff him in sideways his small height and wide gunt will fit

NOBODY CAN FIT IN A LOCKER LIKE THE RALPHAMALE, BISH! LIKE MAH DADDEH RONNIE SAID, WATCH AND HIDE MUTHAFUCKIN FAGGOT ASS COCKSUCKERS

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

NOBODY CAN FIT IN A LOCKER LIKE THE RALPHAMALE, BISH! LIKE MAH DADDEH RONNIE SAID, WATCH AND HIDE MUTHAFUCKIN FAGGOT ASS COCKSUCKERS

What if they just dumped him in one of those oversized commercial waste bins?

It's like this:

Only the computer is ralph and ron is an entire football team

 

[gh0stiexo]

Guys... I can't explain why, but hear me out...



Tell me why this has the same energy.

 

[Rage Pig]

Guys... I can't explain why, but hear me out...

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Tell me why this has the same energy.

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He should stick to black and white pictures, his nose looks like a huge furuncle.

 

[Punished Brent]

I have noticed my main man “the ralphamale” has lost a lot of weight.
Is this a conscious decision? Perhaps a side effect of the drug use? Maybe he is simply too poor to keep up with his previous caloric intake?
It couldn’t be an attempt to attract women because even Ralph knows that prostitutes only care about the money.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Guys... I can't explain why, but hear me out...

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Tell me why this has the same energy.

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Is this a photo filter now?
"Siri, put autism on the photo."
*Retarding now*

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Normally I'm a fan of dive Mexican restaurants but this looks so half assed

The chips look soggy, chicken dry af, cheese not melted and sauce just plopped on.

 

[AltisticRight]

Normally I'm a fan of dive Mexican restaurants but this looks so half assed
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The chips look soggy, chicken dry af, cheese not melted and sauce just plopped on.

This looks disgusting.

 

[Beavis]

I have noticed my main man “the ralphamale” has lost a lot of weight.
Is this a conscious decision? Perhaps a side effect of the drug use? Maybe he is simply too poor to keep up with his previous caloric intake?
It couldn’t be an attempt to attract women because even Ralph knows that prostitutes only care about the money.

He’s on the drugs, alcohol, and no food diet.

This looks disgusting.

the slop you get at a Roberto’s taco shop looks more appetizing than this.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Normally I'm a fan of dive Mexican restaurants but this looks so half assed
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The chips look soggy, chicken dry af, cheese not melted and sauce just plopped on.

Soggy chips with random shit thrown on top and guacamole... looks like normal mexican slop to me.

 

[Mynameisdark]

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The chips look soggy, chicken dry af, cheese not melted and sauce just plopped on.

As a laymen, from what I can tell it looks like soup with shredded chicken, some kind of pepper, and tortilla chips. Ralph claims this particular bowl is the apex of this Mexican dish. No way it costs more than 7$. It will cost Twitter more to host the picture, than it did Ralph to eat it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This is just a sidenote but does anyone else find it hilarious white people will look at beans and rice wrapped in bread and because it's made by brown people IT'S SO FUCKING EXOTIC AND COOL GUYS

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I have noticed my main man “the ralphamale” has lost a lot of weight.
Is this a conscious decision? Perhaps a side effect of the drug use? Maybe he is simply too poor to keep up with his previous caloric intake?
It couldn’t be an attempt to attract women because even Ralph knows that prostitutes only care about the money.

10 IQ take:
He's eating healthy and exercising.

50 IQ take:
He's losing weight due to the lack of carbs of all the alcohol.

100 IQ take:
He's eating less goyslop (since there's less in Mexico) and isn't being fatted up by alcohol carbs.

1000 IQ Take:
AIDS from Alice.

 

[Nod Flenders]

10 IQ take:
He's eating healthy and exercising.

50 IQ take:
He's losing weight due to the lack of carbs of all the alcohol.

100 IQ take:
He's eating less goyslop (since there's less in Mexico) and isn't being fatted up by alcohol carbs.

1000 IQ Take:
AIDS from Alice.

Yeah, it's definitely AIDS for The Gunt.

 

[Pomniman]

Yeah, it's definitely AIDS for The Gunt.

Gunts don't get AIDS, AIDS gets Gunts.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This is just a sidenote but does anyone else find it hilarious white people will look at beans and rice wrapped in bread and because it's made by brown people IT'S SO FUCKING EXOTIC AND COOL GUYS

Only Americans, Mexican food is not popular in Europe. We do have some "burrito" places but it's got almost nothing to do with the kind of slop food that is a burrito in the US, it's more like a sandwich or kebab here where you pick your fillings and there's tons of salad and veggies in it.