Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

MeltyTW said:
i think andy should do more coke and more drank
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It really hasn't worked well in the past, you know.

dustnight said:
LET'S GO FELTED! ect.
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The funny thing is, The Casino proved with the Aaron interview that they can show restraint. Unlike Ralph, who has thoroughly proven that he's a complete landmine.

Nick has the excuse that he doesn't want to accidentally say anything incriminating on air, but I don't think he would have the balls to face a moderately hostile interview even if he could speak freely.
 
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变性黑鬼 said:
It really hasn't worked well in the past, you know.
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oh it worked great for content, not so much for andy or his pocketbook but meh.

VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
*negative clap*
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now we got the slide whistle. which means the show is going to devolve sadly into a triangle solo with fatty fingers trying to bang it competing with a slide whistle solo from a prospective musician who will spend half his performance probably choking on pieces of it or blowing in the wrong end. also half his negative claps are spent getting nervous people wont get the joke and will cancel him for idk negative clapping about baby rape or something. i get you cant always read the room perfectly and you cant be shy and you gotta just tank times where kf will say "oh fuck what a reeeeeeetard andy really shit himself that time didnt he?" but idk why continue something that you know is prone to ambiguity and misunderstanding. you gotta either accept some people will mistake you for doing the ironic thing in earnest or switch lanes.
 
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MeltyTW said:
but idk why continue something that you know is prone to ambiguity and misunderstanding. you gotta either accept some people will mistake you for doing the ironic thing in earnest or switch lanes.
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The problem with the "negative clap" thing isn't even that people may misunderstand it or that Kiwi Farms will shit on him if he times it poorly for doing so, the problem is that it's a really stupid and annoying bit that rarely is funny.
 
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As a retardet phoenix afficianado, i would like to say this about KC they had a good start, a shitty middle, and lately they have found their legs. As in i like to listen to them at work etc. The main attraction is of course PPP but Warski has his moments few of them as they be. My main point is that they entertain retarded old me. That is all i ask.
 
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PPP is color commentary and Andy is the straight man, it's a classic commentary team format. Andy's job is literally just to make people want more PPP and act as an audience surrogate. He's a lot more tolerable than half the fucking talking heads in the drama industry.
 
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Does anyone know which show they did the TR Sartor marathon and which show had a segment about the guy selling paint chip stickers?
 
Local Fed said:
The problem with the "negative clap" thing isn't even that people may misunderstand it or that Kiwi Farms will shit on him if he times it poorly for doing so, the problem is that it's a really stupid and annoying bit that rarely is funny.
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I disagree. I think it's such a mind-numbingly stupid bit—from conception to execution—that it stack overflows into being funny.
The thing about Warski is that he's funniest as the butt of the joke, something he's clearly caught onto in recent years. I doubt anyone who finds Andy funny thinks he's funny because he's a great wit or quick on his feet. No they think he's funny because he's rock-stupid. Unless they're @Meiwaku and want to fuck him.
 
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I haven’t watched an episode of KC in the last one or two weeks and I just thought of something:

How the fuck is it that PPP can sit through a 5-8hr show without once having to get a bite to eat…meanwhile after hour 5 or so, Clapski has to go and “g-g-get a b-bite to eat” and then he proceeds to CHEW AND EAT DIRECTLY INTO THE FUCKING MICROPHONE

MEANWHILE JUST EARLIER THIS YEAR THEY WERE SHITTING ON RALPH FOR EATING DORITOS AND TORTAS INTO THE MIC ON STREAM (yes I am MATI I fucking hate “mouth noises” but I understand Warski is legally retarded so he probably doesn’t remember an opinion he had 6 months ago). It was the episode where they ordered tortas on doordash or Uber eats or whatever while on stream, I think.

Maybe PPP got a lap band surgery? Or maybe he just genuinely has more willpower and self control compared to Clapski?

EDIT: The last 1-2 episodes I listened to (so ones from May-June or so) were ones where Warski wasn’t just eating directly into the fucking mic, he was eating foods like pasta or noodles, the most fucking sloppy dicksucking-mouth-sounding foods to eat unless you’re eating fucking wings or fried chicken. figure it the fuck out Warski, nobody wants to hear you eat your dinner on stream.
 
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Local Fed said:
The problem with the "negative clap" thing isn't even that people may misunderstand it or that Kiwi Farms will shit on him if he times it poorly for doing so, the problem is that it's a really stupid and annoying bit that rarely is funny.
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well that too but at least if he just did it itd just be a small take it or leave it thing that most people just left, but then its drawn out whenever someone misunderstands or warskis gets paranoid. i dont think anyone has ever misunderstood i think he either imagined it or some people decided to fuck with him for a bit.
Nate Higgers said:
meanwhile after hour 5 or so, Clapski has to go and “g-g-get a b-bite to eat” and then he proceeds to CHEW AND EAT DIRECTLY INTO THE FUCKING MICROPHONE
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i imagine warski is like a feral animal or some sort of undead ghoul with insatiable desires being the only thing tying them to this physical plane.
BibiLivesMatter said:
One thing for certain, he isn't fat or hungry enough to enjoy Warski's cooking. :story:
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he didnt wash the fucking mushrooms, some thirdworlder harvested that after rubbing their hands down their sweaty shitty asscrack in the field or forest, there was just fucking dirt.
Particle Bored said:
The Ralph vs Ali Jamal segment has me fucking rolling.

"I DRANK ALL YOUR JUICEBOXES BISH! I TOOK *TWO* PELEGRINOS!"
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im sad ali jamal isnt a central figure in the sektur. people need to view bot him or whatever and get him clout so he can fight with people.
 
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BibiLivesMatter said:
One thing for certain, he isn't fat or hungry enough to enjoy Warski's cooking. :story:
(Looking through the thread, I was surprised the drunk cooking stream was just two years ago. That shit felt like ages ago.)
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I'm the opposite. Sometimes I look at the dates and think "Holy shit it's been THAT long?"
 
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Ngl I hope we have another chance of a Kino Casino x MATI collab again. That stream they did with Null about Rekieta arrest was pretty entertaining. Be cool if they did a segment together discussing an OG Lowcow like Fedsmoker. Like a Lowcows of History segment. With Null being a subject matter expert of said cow.
 
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BibiLivesMatter said:
Ngl I hope we have another chance of a Kino Casino x MATI collab again. That stream they did with Null about Rekieta arrest was pretty entertaining. Be cool if they did a segment together discussing an OG Lowcow like Fedsmoker. Like a Lowcows of History segment. With Null being a subject matter expert of said cow.
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I hope Josh will grant them an appearance when the body cam footage comes out.
 
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Why are we debating "negative clap"? It's like Biden talking about how he beat Jim Medicare by doing the goodest job as he can. It's soft-brained mushmouth babble. Andy claps retardedly because he struggles with verbal processing. He doesn't even understand Ashton is talking about raping cats until he's already started clapping. So he has to cover for it somehow. Ergo, "negative clap."
 
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