Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Null said:
Marie Valenzuela will die unmarried and every IRS tax form she files from now until then will have a "single" ticked checkbox.
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What does Marie Valenzuela have in common with this image?

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Popper Whiting said:
What does Marie Valenzuela have in common with this image?

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The weeping over never having kids cause try as she might she can't get Juju butt-pregnant is a front. If she actually wanted kids, she'd have left and found someone else who wanted kids.
I don't know why she stays, exactly, but if she wanted to, she would.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Dax is a fat lesbian in a man's body. Everything he does goes back to this point.
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Would you say that if Dax transitioned he would be the most valid transbian around? I mean, there's an argument to be made when he ticks off every single petty, mean white girl box! Transbian Dax would probably come off like a slightly skinner Amberlynn Reid.
 
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Law said:
I don't know why she stays, exactly, but if she wanted to, she would.
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A delightful combo of low self-esteem/ self-worth and being in a relationship with an emotionally manipulative manchild.

While being in an emotionally abusive relationship can cause these self-esteem and self-worth issues to develop over time, the fact of the matter is, if you go into a relationship and you already have those issues, you're way more likely to stay in it. Someone who enters an abusive relationship but is emotionally healthy is going to leave eventually leave.*

I'm sure Daxipad has been a shitbag to Marie (who wants to bet he's suicide baited her to get his way at least once? And vice versa of course) but its likely she entered the relationship already a bit fucked in the head. Her choices scream "daddy issues" to me.

*Assuming there are no kids or other high investments in the relationship that the abuser can hold over you.
 
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Maddox Lost said:
Shes an LA 3 but a Michigan 6, everyone talks about how the trojan war was fought for Helen, and the speculation was how beautiful she was. Now we are in a 8 year long copefest over a legit LA 3 from both of these faggots lol.
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She's not a 6 anywhere in the US unless you're using some sort of sliding scale to include black women.
 
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Morch Ponkey said:
The manjaw that launched a hilarious lolsuit
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FTFY

I also don't wanna dog on Marie too hard --although she does come across pretty BPD in those letters/emails so I don't think she's as innocent a victim as some would make her out to be-- but I was very surprised when I saw what she actually looks like. I'll just leave it at that.
 
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Marie is pathetic, not funny. Lolcows require a lol.

I'm married and have reproduced, but I don't think everybody needs to live my life. I'm glad "Dax should marry Marie and get her pregnant" is no longer a common post in this thread.

Nothing against remaining a bachelor and keeping your dealings with women casual. We have too many humans already, and a bad wife is so, so much worse than no wife.

Dax, however, is one of those guys in his 40s who still talks about "getting pussy" and it's so cringy. Remember when we were in our 20s and there was a creepy old guy at the bar trying to talk to our dates and ruining the vibe? That's Dax.
 
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Maddox Lost said:
Shes an LA 3 but a Michigan 6, everyone talks about how the trojan war was fought for Helen, and the speculation was how beautiful she was. Now we are in a 8 year long copefest over a legit LA 3 from both of these faggots lol.
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A lot of the young chicks I saw in LA were fucking hideous. 20 year olds with faces fucked from botox and those fucked up lip injections, fake tits that just sit there and don't jiggle.
These fucking plastic thots just don't do anything for me.
There's women in LA absolutely ruining themselves with botulism injections and lip fillers, fucking plastic surgery, I don't know why they do it. You see women who would have been cute its fucking sad.
LA is a fucking shithole.
If those west coast cities all fell into the Pacific it would do the world a favor.
 
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Cirrhosis_of_Liver said:
Nothing against remaining a bachelor and keeping your dealings with women casual. We have too many humans already, and a bad wife is so, so much worse than no wife.

Dax, however, is one of those guys in his 40s who still talks about "getting pussy" and it's so cringy. Remember when we were in our 20s and there was a creepy old guy at the bar trying to talk to our dates and ruining the vibe? That's Dax.
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I remember last year I was working in America for the summer. I was in Boston and a combination of it being really expensive and me being a solo traveller meant that I never found proper accomodation to rent, so I ended up staying in a hostel. I was probably the outlier in that I was there for two months while most people came and went. I usually didn't talk to too many people, but there was one day I came back and everyone had gathered in a living room and were talking so I decided to join in. Most people were around my age; in their 20s just travelling around. But there was this Hispanic guy from LA in his 40s or 50s who was among the most talkative. He talked about how he'd previously been a cop and I guess he was now just drifting a bit. I distinctly remember him saying "I just like getting with younger girls because they have my energy; like we get to go out to concerns and shit" and talked about how he never wanted kids, but then he said he had one anyone who I guess was just out there somewhere while he tried getting 19-24 year old pussy.
If Dax wants to be that kind of guy, I'm sure we'd all think it was pathetic but the fact that he wants to have his cake and eat it by trying to be that kind of guy while still in this long-term relationship with Marie. I don't even know why he didn't at least marry her. Is it just that it goes against the "Dick Masterson" persona because obviously once you agree to marriage you're inviting the possibility of being divorce raped? I agree with you that not everyone needs to be in a trad relationship, but I feel like at this point in his life he should either go the whole mile or not at all. Either put a ring on it and live the two person and pet dog family life of the moder age or just become the LA waster who wants to go to concerts with college age girls.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
I've tried to avoid being overly critical of Marie's appearance because it feels cheap and needlessly cruel, but I've got to admit: it's very funny the way he calls her "80s girl" and describes her large breasts and perfect legs, you'd think he's dating Jennifer Lopez or something. When in reality she's a very typical looking school teacher with a manjaw.
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Calling the woman he has been dating for years "80s girl" is one of the most cringe things this guy does.
 
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Popper Whiting said:
If push came to shove and I had to make a choice I'd fuck the empty egg carton. I may cop shit for banging a piece of cardboard but that is preferable to the shit I'd cop for schtooping both Maddox's and Dax's sloppy leftovers.
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Honestly if someone held a gun to my head...
I will choose to fuck Marie "hulagirl86" Valenzuela.
With the egg carton.

Looking at the freak shit they're into, she might even enjoy it. :cryblood:
 
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TETRABAX said:
Can anyone explain to me why Dax hates Eric July so much? Is he just in too deep now and doesn't have the maturity to admit he is wrong and move on?
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He sided with his own pedo retard squad that wanted to make their own gay comic in the comicsgate sphere from what I understand, so part of it is him trying to eliminate the competition. There was also an issue people had with Eric July where he used 3d assets in his comics at some point (not AI, just 3d models, not a big deal imo) and they won't shut the fuck up about that. using 3d models totally validates pissing on someone's grave according to juju.

At this point their grievances are so stupid and miniscule when they try to explain their issue people look at them like they're crazy. They're just trying to poke and prod him until he slips up once and base a harassment campaign against him around bigger slip ups, which he isn't falling for and they just make themselves look retarded in the process.

tldr: they're trying to turn him into maddox 2.0 for content (won't work) while also trying to stop him from competing with them in the autism comics sphere (they are failing badly at this).
 
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