Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheRaptorJesus]

To be fair, none of the Mexican food in the Midwest / Great Plains is anything resembling Mexican food. The nearest Mexican food to Nick's house is in Texas, which google says is a 15 hour drive.

See Exhibit A - "Taco John's", the Midwest's somehow even worse Taco Bell.
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I know I love tater tots (crowns) with my tacos, perfect paring. The TJ here didn't last like 2 years before it died.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

His parents live in St. Petersburg on the water 2.5 million dollar home.

Yes, but that’s rather recent. Nick’s whole family lives in Texas. Aunts and Uncles. I believe his sister does as well.

They have a home in Minnesota as well. So the Florida home might just be for tax purposes.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Yes, but that’s rather recent. Nick’s whole family lives in Texas. Aunts and Uncles. I believe his sister does as well.

They have a home in Minnesota as well. So the Florida home might just be for tax purposes.

Both Texas and Florida have no income tax. Is there some other tax they would be trying to dodge by relocating to Florida?

 

[break these cuffs]

Yes, but that’s rather recent. Nick’s whole family lives in Texas. Aunts and Uncles. I believe his sister does as well.

They have a home in Minnesota as well. So the Florida home might just be for tax purposes.

Nah, they're 100% snowbirds. Retired people who live in cold climates migrate south for the winter if they can afford it. It's usually to a small condo or an apartment, but most don't have massive generational wealth.

 

[Oxyjen]

Bodycam USB stick will be in the mail tomorrow, I feel it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Both Texas and Florida have no income tax. Is there some other tax they would be trying to dodge by relocating to Florida?

Texas and Florida also have generous bankruptcy protections for real estate.

Bodycam USB stick will be in the mail tomorrow, I feel it.

No matter how long I have to wait, this will be worth it. Nick's cope will be epic.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Given the seemingly equivalent financial incentives to move to either state, if they relocated to Florida from Minnesota instead of retiring to Texas to be around family, that once again makes me suspicious that one of Nick's parents also has NPD.

 

[Twinkletard]

Also why is there a half naked woman in all the new clips? She doesn't even talk or contribute to the conversation, I think she said one thing and it was just repeating a joke Nick made and laughing about it. I assume she is supposed to be just decorative?

she's mediocre 'coomer candy', but the best camelot can do

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT REKIETA'S HOUSE
ON
THE
INTERNET

 

[Swole McPole]

God I almost forgot about the way he talks about his children's mother.
Then when April is 35 and her body has been WRECKED and DESTROYED by years of cocaine and balldodry, the cycle will repeat itself.

Nick's got the archetypal incel's hate of women. Went his whole life without getting as much of a sniff of pussy, and then jumped into marriage with the first woman who was willing to tolerate his weird rich kid foibles.

Twenty years and eight pregnancies later, he's fixing to dump her for some slapper from the local chicken plucking factory because she's younger/tighter than Kayla. But aside from the coke, what on earth can they have in common? I guess she's willing to pretend to laugh at his dumb jokes and look on adoringly from the corner demon chair while he waffles on like a fucking retard, but he can't have any real interest in her because there's no 'there' there. For Nick, they're all interchangable. Current model needs a rebore? Trade her in.

Kayla should divorce him immediately and strip him of everything he's worth. Let Nick have custody of the kids too.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Hmm. I'm not even a libertarian, but at a basic definitional level there is an absolute distinction between libertinism and theoretical/ political libertarianism. If people conflate them (they do), they're just being sloppy and stupid.

But the piece I linked that distinguished virtue libertaianism vs libertine libertaianism is making that case. The piece was pro-virtue libertarianism. I take no position, but there is a difference between the two, philosophically speaking.

I guess I'd say that nick may or may not actually subscribe to libertarianism, but it seems his attraction to it is driven by his libertinism, or at least he cites libertarianism as support for his libertinism and doesn't separate the two.

There is not much observable difference between them, in my experience, but I am jaded.

There is a middle ground between hicks in Spicer and Houston.

It seems like you have in in your heart to still give Nose a bit if the benefit of doubt. Most here, I guess, do not, so that is probably why you are seeing some rebuttal.

Is some of Nick's misery due to mundane circumstance? Definitely. Are you going to see people amenable to substituting that explanation for 'he's just being a faggot'? Probably not... At the end of the day, Nick is a liar and he is in the position of The Boy Who Cried Wolf--not many are willing to believe him, even when he is telling thr truth.

idk maybe instead he thinks he can just pass off his contempt as just like venting? like how you might say a boss is a hardass but its just venting because you know if the boss let you and others do whatever itd collapse? except that frustration is wanting a difficult job done, not "oh give it a rest my nine year old can do coke if she wants gahhhh"

He is trying to slip in degeneracy and manufacture concurrence subtly. This was the point of his edge lord behaviour that turned into declarations that couples should have 'silly monogamous fun' and that there are secret degenerates I'm churches.

Nick felt bound by the rules around him and projected onto everyone else the same dissatisfaction. He tried to put out feelers to fellow degenerates who felt equally constrained and convince those on the fringes that his desires and behaviour were acceptable--or ar least tolerable.

Nick was lying as always and could have just hired Ubers. I'm sure he was just exaggerating, like he always does, and claiming to be driving around "muh keeds" when he was just going to buy cocaine in St. Paul or wherever.

He lies about small things and large, so not many are willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Why lie about food services? It seems silly! But now that his bigger lies were exposed, the plethora of lesser falsehoods destroyed his credibility completely.

Usually when there is celebrity scandal it is one thing exposed and a PR rehabilitation kicks in to cover that one thing. usually they build good will on another aspect of their history or character. Nick brilliantly had his scandal followed by a series of tiny smaller ones that completely charred away the covering on the disgusting mass of degenracy beneath. He has nothing redeemable about him to latch on to.

My theory is that Nick is someone who stayed in Minnesota because it allowed him freedom his parents never gave him. His family, both paternal and maternal side, is from Texas and they only moved due to his father getting a well paying job in Minnesota. His first year of college he flunked out playing EverQuest in GoonCave 1.0. That’s why he stays in Minnesota, he can do what he wants.

If he moved back to Texas that would mean being under his parents eye. Meaning he’d have to stay Catholic or go to social circles that are a lot more confrontational than Non-denominational small town congregations are. He’d actually have to work! His parents might get him a document review job at an actual law firm. His mom would come over to help with the kids, cutting into his day drinking.

Our wife is the reason. It's clearly a reason he's trying to replace her with April who will move anywhere there is money and coke.

This is an interesting point, but I still maintain that his wife's family was the main factor. Not that the independence would be discounted (by all attestations, Nick LOVED the unfettered days of uni and was going to continue on to party in higher education before marriage), but I think that Nick would blame his wife for isolating him becuase the 'freedom's may have sought at the start of the marriage was not realised as he found himself in an intellectual, prude, Scandinavian society.

I've seen her making the rounds in various culture war channels like Itsagundam, Side Scrollers, and FNT. And of course the heat she caught from Kino Casino for noseguarding. My read on her is that she's a legitimate Christian who repented of her worldly lifestyle after her divorce.- which she's all but admitted was due to him being a serial cheater. I get the impression she's a bit naive and probably not the smartest, having coasted through life as a pretty girl who liked video games. She's also got some recurring simps with deep pockets who follow her around dropping big superchats for m'lady's attention.

I think her noseguarding is a misguided attempt at extending Christian love. At risk of Power leveling, I've spent most of my life in very Christian circles. And they put up with some immense bullshit that NPD types take full advantage of. I've seen it first hand, sometimes with horrifying and heartbreaking results. It's easy to forget that the Jesus who said to turn the other cheek was the same Jesus who flipped over tables in the temple and whipped the money lenders.

Spoiler: More Melonie Mac Sperging

As previously stated in regards to Libertarians, I am jaded and sceptical of any Christian figure on the internet with a sizeable following. Most of them are narcissistic and end up being terrible people--whether corrupted from the start or by the fame.

I genuinely wish that she is not one such, but I am not counting on it. If she does well, great, but if not, I will not be surprised.

 

[Gorbus]

Melonie Mac is just thirst trapping lead-poisoned boomers who wear baseball caps for specific battleships. She doesn't want to alienate them by risking saying you should take care of your kids at all, because all of them have alienated their kids through neglect themselves (which is why they are spending their twilight years jacking off to Melonie Mac).

 

[FuhrerMustang]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I only unsubbed last year. Part of me dislikes Kayla a lot more than Rackets so maybe that shows still. Rackets can eat a dick at this point obviously

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Yes, but that’s rather recent. Nick’s whole family lives in Texas. Aunts and Uncles. I believe his sister does as well.

They have a home in Minnesota as well. So the Florida home might just be for tax purposes.

The Florida home is the one listed on the witness documents but their phone numbers have Minnesota area codes so yeah they live all over

 

[DuranceVile]

As previously stated in regards to Libertarians, I am jaded and sceptical of any Christian figure on the internet with a sizeable following. Most of them are narcissistic and end up being terrible people--whether corrupted from the start or by the fame.

I genuinely wish that she is not one such, but I am not counting on it. If she does well, great, but if not, I will not be surprised.

I will say, regardless of intent, she's on a pretty hopeless lovequest for a 6-figure makin' girlfriend free trad chad.

Like a lot of single millennial women pushing 40, she's got some unrealistically high standards. The kind of guy she's after is going to be immediately turned off by her many tattoos. Regardless of them being Biblical or not, they're seen as a red flag among that tier of guy (because they usually are). They're also going to likely want a lot of kids, so they'll automatically be looking for a woman 10-15 years younger than her. They will likely have Matt Walsh tier views of video games too, so they'll view her hobby/career as emotionally stunted. Her being an online content creator is right out too, no actual trad chad wants to share their woman with a bunch of thirsty creeps on the internet.

Melonie Mac is just thirst trapping lead-poisoned boomers who wear baseball caps for specific battleships. She doesn't want to alienate them by risking saying you should take care of your kids at all, because all of them have alienated their kids through neglect themselves (which is why they are spending their twilight years jacking off to Melonie Mac).

Oh she totally has a lot of marks against her. She streams with Quarterpounder, the trad Christian who openly suggested the hawk tuah girl start an OnlyFans (for him to jerk off to). She goes on Simpcast, enough said there. And she absolutely does live off a bunch of thirsty creeps. There's that incident where a guy was convinced God told him to marry her and drove to Texas to let her in on that.

Kayla should divorce him immediately and strip him of everything he's worth. Let Nick have custody of the kids too.

She should, but I think she's genuinely low IQ + brainfried by xannies, that she has successfully been manipulated by Nick into thinking there's nothing wrong with what he's done to her. This thread frequently speculated that the messages she posted on Locals were at best "punched up" by Ricky Rackets. And that line Aaron claims she had about the qover being approved by God "because of all the love we have for each other" is the kind of shit Nick would stick in her mind. "Oh honey the 20-something blonde I've moved into our other house isn't adultery, we're helping a poor abused woman get out of a bad situation. Snorting coke and me fucking her is just part of the healing process. God understands."

At the risk of sounding like I belong on tumblr, I've seen some really stretched interpretations of Bible passages that abusive men have used to make their spouses's lives a living hell. Nick is absolutely the type to do that.

 

[anionfarflung]

he's got a lot of white trash wiggers still on his side. The kind who proudly declare "Only God can judge me" and make regular passive aggressive Facebook posts about getting rid of all the fake people in their lives.

Nick's next tattoo:

His parents live in St. Petersburg on the water 2.5 million dollar home.

With a little dock and boatsy-boat out back.

Yes, but that’s rather recent. Nick’s whole family lives in Texas. Aunts and Uncles. I believe his sister does as well.

Kristen Claeys currently lives in San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua, with her guapo husband Duban Herrera (relation to Dax unknown).

 

[TurdThrower]

He chose to live there, yet he hates wildlife and treats them with impunity like a zoosadist.

The treatment of wild life by him is odd considering he and Kayla have thousands in donation to that one wildlife fund.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's honestly impossible to watch Nick clips now because it's just him lying his ass off the entire time while looking smug as fuck cause he thinks of himself as a master manipulator just because he managed to manipulate his mentally ill wife and children for years, while absolutely everyone else in his life offline and online sees through him. He is just such a slimy fucker.

I couldn't disagree more. That's Nick at his most hilarious.

What you're describing is basically his post-stream Locals streams which were contractually required throughout 2023 when he actually had a Rumble contract. When his Rumble contract expired (although he pretended it didn't) and he was no longer contractually required to do his kitchen seethestreams I assumed that Rekieta would never sassily eat a single Dorito while declaring he is so much smarter than everyone else again.

But now EVERY stream he does, even guest appearances he does, are the Locals seethestreams all over again.

Except now everyone knows so much more about what is and was really going on to know that Nick is even more delusional than everyone thought. Before it was 20 minutes of word salad along the lines of "Sometimes you rely on people to help you and you set your schedule based on that and then their schedules change and they can't help you out so much and then your schedule changes and you have to adjust and don't get me wrong, I'd like to do trial coverage, I'd really love to, but I can't right now because of my schedule...." and now he's openly accusing his nanny of ruining him by quitting in the middle of a school year and LYING ABOUT IT!

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Oh she totally has a lot of marks against her. She streams with Quarterpounder, the trad Christian who openly suggested the hawk tuah girl start an OnlyFans (for him to jerk off to).

Don't think Hamburger Helper ever claimed to be Christian, thought he was a proud atheist? Wasn't one of his early grifts associated with the whole youtube skeptic thing?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This is the end result of trust fund children using their dick for financial planning. He figured Kayla would be the kid raising homebody while Nick partied in the man cave. He took reality badly. Then he hit gold with Lawtube. Then he pissed that away on drugs and whores. Simply magnificent entertainment.