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While he has other reasons for hating this site, the fact that he does have a thread about him does also bother him, as he's proven himself to give more fucks than he'd like people to think he does. Multiple times he's gotten upset on camera, even during his regular uploads. If he truly enjoyed even the negative attention, he'd be more responsive but less sensitive. The individuals he's most frequently and strongly reacted to have been people who've mocked him for his incompetency. Considering that he consistently got his shit stomped in his most recent stream in Smash Bros against a player who randomly selected characters, it's only a matter of time till people start calling him the Fatter DSP. Coincidentally, Harman has a tendency to rapidly swap between games, and the vast majority of them tend to have a playtime of between 2-4 hours. While that might be a fair amount of time for a large library, this is someone who's intentionally limiting himself due to his Nintendo fanboyism, at least apparently on camera, as he's been caught with a copy of the Ghosts of Tsushima PC port.I'd bet my asshole virginity that Harman actually LIKES having a thread here. Never have I seen a more obvious rage baiter and attention whore.
Got to love this ignorance of this fool, it has nothing to do with if people can afford it. It is the quality of the game and if they are worth it. Especially with this year of games, let's look at the games that have come out thus far, that are exclusive to the switch.Broke Pretendos CRY About $60 Dollar Nintendo Games
Cody's most recent upload in which he calls other people poor despite living in a boiler room and working 12 hours a day (he admits to working that much here). Interestingly, he recalls saving for games as a kid and avoiding having his money stolen by... well, we don't know because he cuts himself off. Poor Cody probably had his allowance stolen by the Playstation kids down the road.
No way Cody works that much at an actual job. He most likely has a supported employment aka an autism job if he works at all. Like a janitor or a dishwasher. Probably for like 4 hours a a couple days a week. He's probably including his streams and videos in his work. He also streams for 6-8 hours at a time, which when you add in things like eating, sleep etc means he couldn't possibly have worked that day.Broke Pretendos CRY About $60 Dollar Nintendo Games
Cody's most recent upload in which he calls other people poor despite living in a boiler room and working 12 hours a day (he admits to working that much here). Interestingly, he recalls saving for games as a kid and avoiding having his money stolen by... well, we don't know because he cuts himself off. Poor Cody probably had his allowance stolen by the Playstation kids down the road.
He seems to ignore comments like "nintnedo sucks !" And "switch is underpowered!" For the most part. The comments that seem to get to him have to do with his hairline, weight, and hygenie etc. He has removed or banned people for those types of comments. He definitely hates having a thread. He's mentioned the farms multiple times so it clearly lives rent free in his head. We also have had at least two members of his aspergers squad try to steer the thread away with whataboutism; who I may add, shut the fuck up when it was pointed out that they were running defense for a balding 30 year old man who lives In a boiler room.I'd bet my asshole virginity that Harman actually LIKES having a thread here. Never have I seen a more obvious rage baiter and attention whore.
He doesn't work 12 hours a week, even if he worked an 8 hour job. He thinks his book writing counts as a job, yet it is a hobby as he is probably making 2 cents a book at best. And yeah despite him claiming that YT isn't a real job, he probably secretly counts towards it, though his videos are so low quality, with no editing or thought put into them.No way Cody works that much at an actual job. He most likely has a supported employment aka an autism job if he works at all. Like a janitor or a dishwasher. Probably for like 4 hours a a couple days a week. He's probably including his streams and videos in his work. He also streams for 6-8 hours at a time, which when you add in things like eating, sleep etc means he couldn't possibly have worked that day.
He seems to ignore comments like "nintnedo sucks !" And "switch is underpowered!" For the most part. The comments that seem to get to him have to do with his hairline, weight, and hygenie etc. He has removed or banned people for those types of comments. He definitely hates having a thread. He's mentioned the farms multiple times so it clearly lives rent free in his head. We also have had at least two members of his aspergers squad try to steer the thread away with whataboutism; who I may add, shut the fuck up when it was pointed out that they were running defense for a balding 30 year old man who lives In a boiler room.
He does say in the video that he works 12 hours a day at his day job. I don't see much of a reason for him to lie about it, but this is Cody, he could truly be that desperate to prove his life is harder than yours. However, he may genuinely need to work that many hours given his surroundings.No way Cody works that much at an actual job.
I'm not going to take the word of a man that thinks there is a worldwide/industry to down play Nintendo and that retailers are lying to the NPD to help support an anti-nintendo agenda.He does say in the video that he works 12 hours a day at his day job. I don't see much of a reason for him to lie about it, but this is Cody, he could truly be that desperate to prove his life is harder than yours. However, he may genuinely need to work that many hours given his surroundings.
He lives less than half an hour away from a city wherein the population is mostly white and the average person making at least 30k a year. Cody has multiple times mentioned including his book writing as part of his job or one of his jobs, and has complained about the negative opinions his coworkers have of him. He doesn't seem invested in proving to anyone that he has a job, or speaking much about it other than expressing that he wishes he could make a living solely from book sales.He does say in the video that he works 12 hours a day at his day job. I don't see much of a reason for him to lie about it, but this is Cody, he could truly be that desperate to prove his life is harder than yours. However, he may genuinely need to work that many hours given his surroundings.
Well it is that and probably to go. "Look how rich I am, unlike those pretendo's that can't afford remasters"! He is really really trying to have a go at people who just don't want to buy two lazy remasters. He is trying to say Luigi's Mansion 2 is a success simply because it is number 1 on his eshop. Plus he is still having a go at people, who thought it wasn't very good, or worse then the other 2. Once again in a video moaning about the Bitblock, Arlo and Nitrorad. Simply to falsely accuse them of saying stuff which they either didn't say, or make it sound worse then what was actually said. And he calls Elden Ring fans insecure.Is this an indirect response to this work/income discussion?
Just to add to it, Cody does not work 12 hours a day in any capacity. I mean, this is a man who constantly talks about being fatigued, being barely able to get out of bed, taking multiple naps or falling asleep etc. and it is not due to being overworked, let's just say that.
As for his writing and YouTube videos, it falls under autistic sperging. It is not actual work or anything productive or meaningful,. It is simply a) venting to strangers via his obsessive and compulsive rants because he has no one in real life and cant actually engage with people face to face, and b) putting his weird fetishes onto paper and thinking he is some sort of creative force. In reality, he does it for himself, forever stuck in his bubble of delusion.
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The ability to selectively engage with people on the internet is what enables him to make videos and streams. If people could compel him to speak outside his own exclusive terms, he would never raise his eyes from the dirt. As a commentary youtuber, his scripts boil down to some adlbbing mixed in with his repetitive template script of "Who cares? The elephant in the room is that nobody cares. The reality is, I think we're seeing the beginning of the end of the narrative of downplaying Nintendo, when in reality Elden Ring Palworld Baldur's Gate 3 Fromslop Armored Core 6 Geoff Keighley The Game Awards and are coping and seething about their games falling off. Like "OH! Non-Nintendo games are good! OH! Nintendo games are bad!" We need to start acknowledging and condemning fromslop Fromslop Baldur's Gate 3 being damage controlled and creating the illusion that these games were ever good."Is this an indirect response to this work/income discussion?
Just to add to it, Cody does not work 12 hours a day in any capacity. I mean, this is a man who constantly talks about being fatigued, being barely able to get out of bed, taking multiple naps or falling asleep etc. and it is not due to being overworked, let's just say that.
As for his writing and YouTube videos, it falls under autistic sperging. It is not actual work or anything productive or meaningful,. It is simply a) venting to strangers via his obsessive and compulsive rants because he has no one in real life and cant actually engage with people face to face, and b) putting his weird fetishes onto paper and thinking he is some sort of creative force. In reality, he does it for himself, forever stuck in his bubble of delusion.
A lot of the video is just noise with how much VGL and Schooner wanted to jump the gun on trying to dunk on or shout over Cody. I remember VGL being someone who very much is a Playstaiton fanboy, to the extent that he used to have a video defending Sony during the Helldivers 2 PSN controversy and insulting the PC playerbase until someone convinced him otherwise. Against someone with less bias and more self-control, at least enough to remain composed and not try to react with dfisapproving exasperation to everything he says, Cody would have a hard time making himself look good to the audience. Cody is clearly mutually bothered, which is probably why he never voice chats with anyone, He's actually lucky that it never occurred to anyone arguing with him that they should actually press him on any of his talking points or rationale or check him for consistency. The most I got from this is that Harman's Nitnendo fanboyism is, according to himself, just retaliation against other people for talking shit or treating him like shit in the past. VGL and Schooner could've very much instead just made reaction videos to Cody like most other people have, given the substance of what they wanted to say to him.I apologize if this has already been posted or discussed but I feel like it is worth bringing up. It is one of the rare instances where Cody has a conversation/debate in a non-controlled environment. It features two additional autists who have positioned themselves in opposition to our lolcow. One is Videogamelover58, or VGL for short (mentioned before), and the other is Jacob Schooner (a relatively unknown character in the Cody-adjacent sphere).
LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxMp8RKoP8s
(For the record, I still can't figure out whether Schooner is autistic or simply below average IQ, and I don't say that as a pejorative, but I truly mean it in an honest, descriptive way.)
This video/debate has pretty much all the staples. It starts with tongue clicking and the cartoonish deep voice, continues with lies and smugness, and escalates into loss for words moments and classic topic switching/goalpost moving. Additionally, it features Harman "explaining" why he hates PlayStation and all the "trauma" connected to his love for Nintendo. It even has Harman claiming he played God of War 2018 on his girlfriend's PS4.
All in all, it is quite an entertaining watch/listen, barring the fact that you will likely have developed slight pain in the frontal lobe area by the time you're done. I don't want to spoil the rest as I've already said plenty so I'm just going to leave the link here for those of you who are less familiar with Cody's body of work.
It's been stated multiple times here and elsewhere, but Cody just wants to gatekeep and bully people through Nintendo consumption and loyalty.If he met someone who actually followed the "don't like it, don't buy it" mentality and didn't buy Luigi's Mansion 2 HD because of the price, there would be steam coming out of his ears.