Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree FLOPS right out of the gate!
Yep he is defiently jealous of actual talented creators, once again he has to complain about Miyzaki and Elden Ring. Let's do a quick review, first's things first's he has to show the audience that he washed his cup. Guess people like Klutzyking, Garra and us got him upset, after we all pointed out the flithy squaller he lives in and how the cup was mouldy and caked in yellow crust, that he thinks now showing it washed is some kind of gotcha moment. Yeah that doesn't work when your glasses still looked like they are soaked in animal fat, you dumbass. Guess cleaning the glass took out all of his energy.
Next he claims he was "Right" and how much the DLC has bombed, despite the fact it has been one of the best DLC's in a long time, and points out the mixed reviews. Well mentions it has, but claims this makes Elden Ring a "Medicore game all along" with the typical attitude of it being "shilled" and "inflated by youtubers and game jounors" and blah blah insert genric fanboy cope here. First of all he fails to notice that these mixed reviews are for the DLC, and two most of these negative reviews are from idiots who thought they would just be able to walk through it, with their level 300+ builds from the base game and blitz through it in under an hour.
Despite the fact every FromSoft DLC is harder then the base game, and most of the people moaning about the difficulty of the DLC, fail to go out and explore the vast open world to help them with it.
Another point of interest he calls the DLC "Lazy" because it reuses assest from the OG game. It's a DLC an EXPANSION of the base game, so of course it will use similar gameplay like the OG game. Yet of course he fails to point out that TOTK used the exact same map as BOTW, guess that gets a pass because muh Nintendo!
He claims that people were calling this DLC GOTY worthy. I've heard no one say this, or that it was ever going to be, prior to it releasing. Why? Because a DLC has never even been nominated let alone won GOTY, at best it may like Cyberpunk get best ongoing or maybe it's DLC may get nominated for best action game. We will see in around 6 months time, but the DLC will most certainly not be nominated for GOTY. He also claims everyone was saying Armor Core 6 was going to be GOTY 2023....no I'm pretty sure that was BG3 which also won, but let's moan about fromsoft fans. Oddly enough a comment on his video, shows a fan of both Zelda and Souls games. That will fry whatever little brain Harman has, after all you can't possibly like two different games especially one that isn't on the "Superior Nintendo console".
Speaking of he claims that the reason Elden Ring "skipped" the Switch, was because everyone would then know that "Zelda was always superior to it." Even claiming this is the same for Dragon Age and The Witcher. Last time I checked Witcher 3 was on the switch, in fact didn't he make a video claiming that the Witcher 3 plays just as well on the switch as it does on PC? Pfft that is a good joke. But let's review this too, one no Elden Ring didn't skip the switch because everyone would think Zelda is superior, they are both very different games. Zelda is an action adventure, Elden Ring as well as DA and the Witcher are action RPGs very different genres, and games that are not similar in the slightest. Two will this man and his idiotic fanboys get a clue already, say it with me everyone. THE SWITCH IS TOO UNDERPOWERED TO PLAY ELDEN RING! Hell even the Steam Deck which is vastly more powerful then the switch struggles to play it properly. Three why would Fromsoftware or any developer on purposely "skip" the switch if they could. The Switch is the best selling console currently, developers want money, and the best way to get money is to put your games on the best selling platforms. Hence games that aren't as demanding like the classic Marvel vs Capcom, Ace Attorney Investigations Collection, Clock Tower rewind etc, are all coming to switch. Because it will make a lot of money alongside the PC ports. Funny I mention those first two are Harman always moans when Capcom skip a game on the switch like the RE remakes or that Monster Hunter game. But I digress the real reason as we all know is the switch can't handle a game like Elden Ring, hell it can barely keep Zelda at a steady framerate and let's not forget the Pokemon S&V fiasco. Yet he will sit there on his ass, claiming he knows better, and it just a hate campaign against Nintendo as the "Switch can obviously handle these games." Funnily enough I don't recall you being a programmer or tech expert Cody boy. I have done Computer Science, and worked with some real tech wizs, and we all agreed that the Switch is running on 10 plus year old hardware, and even most mobile phones are more powerful then it. But alas the fanboy doth protest too much, and someone like me, would be wrong because some fat fanboy online thinks he is superior to everyone else, because he was builled as a kid. How sad!
I also love the fact he says that the game and DLC have been forgotten, it has been less then a week, and it has been the hot gaming topic in that time period. Also the irony again, stems from the fact he can't stop moaning about a game he hasn't played in the two years it has been out. Oh yeah he also claims Elden Ring is "Ancient" who knew two years is ancient history now, guess every two year old I meet, I better start going up to them and yelling at them to be put in the ground they are crusty and old! But anywho, the fact he keeps talking about it, ironicly means it will still be brought up over and over again. Way more then any of his precious Nintendo games.
And of course we have the usual suspects in his comments, like Molybed's more then 1 comment, which claims TOTK is bigger then Elden Fad. Ohhh got em. It isn't, they also made another comment about Stellar Blade "Flopping" the game sold over 1 million on PS5 and the developer who is a lot smaller then most, are planning on releasing a PC port. It didn't "Flop" and of course we have Retro claiming the comments that aren't written by braindead monkies are just people full of "Cope" and "The defence force are out in full force" This is the same person, who claims that acting like this is the same as having a go at someone's sports team may I point out. And of course we have Microplasticdiffusion agreeing with all the idiots, claiming "The fanboys can't stop seething." Yeah I'm pretty sure Miyzaki is crying on his millions at the "Failure" of Elden Ring and it's DLC. It is videos and comments like this, that truly make me despair for the human race.
