حلال PvtRichardCranium / Richard Heinz

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Radi Ashun said:
Damn, I don't use the forums often so I don't know much about this PrvtCranium guy other than he participated in the Jace thread.

Why and how the hell can someone want to be a lolcow? I wouldn't want that as it would be too damn humiliating. I would be horrified instead.
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Some folks like any attention they get.
 
Radi Ashun said:
Damn, I don't use the forums often so I don't know much about this PrvtCranium guy other than he participated in the Jace thread.

Why and how the hell can someone want to be a lolcow? I wouldn't want that as it would be too damn humiliating. I would be horrified instead.
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He did rage at a wizard once. As for being a lolcow, he's probably doing it for attention along with trying to use it as part of his threats in taking down Null and gaining control of this forum. As I said in an earlier post, wanting to be a lolcow is like willingly having a baseball bat swung at your face.

GrandNumberOfPounds said:
the PVT just got court martialed and dishonarably discharged!
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And all his honors as a "true and honest American muhreen" have been revoked from military records.
 
I give it a few more days of forum deprivation and Richard will be murdering Lego-Nulls on youtube videos.
NULL IS WEAKER THEN WATER! I AM STRONG! Lifting thousend pound bottles of Mountain Dew and all. Let's see where this spergy journey takes us! :lol:
 
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Satan said:
I give it a few more days of forum deprivation and Richard will be murdering Lego-Nulls on youtube videos.
NULL IS WEAKER THEN WATER! I AM STRONG! Lifting thousend pound bottles of Mountain Dew and all. Let's see where this spergy journey takes us! :lol:
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If he were to read our post I imagine this: "C-no, you see this pony? THIS IS YOUR DAMN WAIFU AND I WILL DESTROY HER YOU CLOPPER!!! THEN I'M COMING FOR YOU WITH METAL!! PRAY TO YOUR GOD BRONY SCUM!!!"
"SURTUR! YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO VALHALLA WHERE I WILL BEAT YOU DOWN THEN FEED YOU TO NIDHOGGR!!" (If I get it wrong, then I don't mind being corrected)
"Exball, I WILL TAKE YOU OUT YOU FRICK WITH MUSCLE! YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR RESPONDING ON THIS THREAD!!!!"
 
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Fuck, do you think Team Blastbeat is already in our gibson?

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Pvt probably could beat me up. I'm only 15 so I'd die if fatty sat on me.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
yep, he's a Chris wannabe

the next girlfriend he bangs he'll shout :julay:
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And next thing you know it, he makes his own comic about some metal guitarist who goes on adventures against an evil Null being from the internet.

exball said:
What if Tyce fought Pvt.Ketchup? Would Pvt. sit on the Marine Trained Teen? Discuss.
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Tyce, high on marijuana, and PvtRichardCranium fight each other, only for Jace to take them out with a couple airsoft pistol's. In the end, ParkourDude91 defeats his blonde haired imposter and his former friend.
 
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Hopefully Pvt will be defeated by the power of HULKAMANIA soon.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
the PVT just got court martialed and dishonarably discharged!
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from the game development thread he made:

PvtDickHead said:
Q: Do you enjoy being dominated sexually, like by women with strapons or men if you're a homo?
A: This one time when I was really drunk and shit...
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Methinks this will not be his first "dishonorable discharge"...
 
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